Disaster

Disclaimer: If you're so completely stupid that you haven't figured out that I don't own these characters than I pity you.

Tohma's Plan

"Was all that really necessary?" Suguru asked his uncle.

"Well, you didn't want to be kept in the dark did you?" Tohma asked, grinning mischievously, his innocent face gone, "The price of knowing is helping. I made that clear before I filled you in."

"Yeah but…this seems cruel," Suguru replied, "Pretending to have an interest in Shuichi? Making sure K went to Yuki-san when he got his divorce papers? And for what? For a little amusement on your part?"

"I'll put everything back the way it was," Tohma promised, "They'll be no real long term damage."

"You're kind of twisted," Suguru stated.

Tohma just answered by looking at him curiously.

"Not that I didn't already know that," Suguru assured him, "I'm just stating the obvious."

"You handled the situation with Shuichi nicely though," complimented Tohma, changing the subject.

"I suppose. But Shuichi's rather thick headed, isn't he? It's moderately easy to trick him. Yuki's a different matter," Suguru replied.

"But even he has his weak moments," Tohma assured his nephew, "You just have to wait for them."

"You spend too much time thinking about these things," Suguru complained.

Tohma chuckled, "It's what keeps my life interesting. I can't see what people enjoy about routines, drama is so much more amusing."

"K," Yuki stated, waking and shoving the American out of his lap, "That was a lot longer than two minutes."

"You never told me to get off. How was I supposed to know?" K asked.

"You're feeling better, right?" asked Yuki, ignoring his question.

K nodded happily, "Petting you was super fun."

"Uh-huh," replied Yuki, nodding his head, "Now why don't you run off and shoot some animals or something.

"Shoot animals?" asked K, looking offended, "How barbaric! How easy! I do not, my friend, shoot animals. Na-huh, way too easy. I shoot people or I don't shoot at all."

"Well that's always a nice thought, isn't it?" Yuki asked, "Now I'm leaving, I have crap to do."

"Alrighty then, bye Yuki!" K said, waving wildly at the other man as Yuki got up and slowly walked away.

"Yeah, alrighty then, that was way too strange," Yuki said to himself when he was a good distance of from K, " I don't want anyone sitting in my lap for that long again."

"Have you found out anything?" Hiro asked Suguru, referring to Tohma's plans.

"No," Suguru lied, "Tohma is rather hard to read."

"Oh," replied Hiro, disappointed.

"Sorry Hiro," Suguru apologized, turning to take his leave.

"Tohma," Yuki stated sitting down next to his brother-in-law.

"Hey Eiri," Tohma greeted.

"Shuich's not talking to me. I think he's avoiding me," Yuki said , looking up at the sky.

"Sunset's very pretty, don't you think?" Tohma asked, seemingly changing the subject.

"What're you getting at?" Yuki shot back, suspicions at an all time high.

"And yet, you can't grasp it. You look at it too closely and it blinds you. You take every length to get closer to it and it burns you. Something as pretty as a sunset can burn you in a matter of seconds. To not bring pain on yourself you must stand back and only look up longingly," Tohma explained.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Yuki asked in irritation.

"Eiri, you're my sunset," Tohma sighed, "I'm forever forced to just look upon you with envy as you unknowingly threaten to burn me."

"I thought you were over this," Yuki said back with some anger.

"You won't even let me grieve?" Tohma both accused and asked at the same time

"What about Shuichi?" Yuki asked.

"Why should I do anything? He doesn't deserve you," Tohma observed.

"Sounds like your giving me up is going well," Yuki replied dryly.

"He saw you with K," Hiro said, coming towards them, "Just what the hell were you doing?"

"I wasn't doing anything," replied Yuki, irritated, "He sat on my lap all by himself."

"You bastard! Do you know how insane you're making Shuichi?" Hiro asked angrily.

"Do you know how insane Shuichi is making Eiri?" Tohma asked back with just as much anger, "Everything was fine until Shuichi came along!"

"Well same with us!" Hiro complained, "Everything was calm for the most part. Since Yuki came along Shuichi's crying ten times more!"

"Then maybe they just shouldn't see each other anymore!" Tohma decided, shouting out his verdict.

"Sounds perfect!" Hiro agreed, equally as loud.

"Fine!" Tohma agreed, sounding very much like a schoolboy.

"Fine!" Hiro agreed again, sounding just as immature.

"What are you-" Yuki started before Hiro interrupted.

"I'll go tell Shuichi right now," he huffed, storming off.

"Tohma," Yuki said darkly when Hiro was out of hearing distance.

"No, I've had enough of this," Tohma argued, looking at his feet, "You went to the hospital again didn't you? I can't stand seeing you like this. Shuichi is slowly killing you."

Yuki was about to argue back when Tohma looked up. He was crying, and Tohma never cried – not for any reason and especially not for a stupid joke or prank. This was real crying.

"Might as well try it," Yuki agreed pitying his long-time friend.

"Really?" Tohma asked through tears.

"Yeah, well…" replied Yuki, at a loss for what to say.

"Thanks," Tohma said, smiling a smile that reached even his eyes. That was something new as well.

"Hiro! You can't just break up with someone for me!" Shuichi screamed at his friend, " I love Yuki, I'm not just going to leave him!"

"Shu…face the facts, the guy doesn't feel the same. He was cheating on you with K! And he was right there when Tohma and I were arguing, he didn't step in to defend your relationship even once!" Hiro reasoned.

"He-he didn't even say one thing?" Shuichi asked, close to tears.

"I'm sorry Shu, I just can't bear you being with a guy like that. You don't deserve that kind of treatment," Hiro said.

"Hiro…I-I don't know what to say," Shuichi responded, tears leaking and flowing down his face.

"Shuichi, I know it's hard to accept but…it's over now," Hiro said, trying to convince the singer.

"I-I…I'm so mad at you," Shuichi cried.

"W-what?" asked Hiro. He did not expect this sort of outcome.

"How dare you just decide who I'm going out with!" Shuichi started shouting. "Just who the hell gave you that right! You might've screwed things up with Yuki big time!"

"Shuichi…" Hiro started, still in disbelief.

"I gotta go find him! What if he thinks I sent you to do that for me! GRR! Hiro! Not only is he going to be pissed I broke up with him, he'll be thinking I'm a pansy too!" Shuichi yelled, running off.

"Well, you fucked that up perfectly," Suguru said, seemingly appearing out of thin air.

"Shut up," Hiro said, clearly pissed.

"Hm," replied Suguru, acting indifferent.

"I thought he'd be happy," Hiro confided.

"No you didn't," Suguru contradicted, "You thought you'd be happy. You thought you'd be his savior and he'd thank you for it."

"That's not true," Hiro argued back.

"Ha," Suguru said bitterly, "Don't be stupid. You hate Yuki. You're greatest desire is to get Shuichi away from him so things will go back to the way they were. You want to keep him all to yourself."

Silence.

Suguru continued, smirking, "Well, if you really want Shuichi you'd better hurry up. I'm joining the battle for him too, and I don't always play the fairest way possible."

"You must be kidding," said Hiro in a disbelieving tone, "There's no way you like Shuichi."

"Why not?" Suguru replied, "He's rather cute, don't you think?"

Silence again.

Suguru pushed the conversation forward without Hiro's help, "What am I saying? Of course you find him cute, you're in love with him. Silly me."

"That's not true!" Hiro disputed, "Shuichi's a friend, plain and simple. I just care about his welfare."

"Mm-hmm," replied Suguru, "Now this time, try to sound a little more convincing. You're such a bad actor."

"What the hell's wrong with you?" Hiro shouted, getting fed up, "You're acting way too much like Tohma!"

Being compared to his uncle was just about the one thing that irritated Suguru enough to get him hot tempered, though he didn't let it show as he answered back. "He is my uncle. I'm expected to be a little like him, what with us sharing genes and all. Are you sure you passed high school with those brains of yours?"

"Ya know what?" Hiro asked, "I think you may be starting to act like Yuki! Think that'll bring Shuichi closer to you?"

"You have no idea how I act," Suguru replied back calmly, "Just because you think I act a certain way doesn't mean I really do."

Hiro glared, "I'm going for a walk."

"You be sure to do that," Suguru agreed, "And think about what you should do to get Shuichi as your lover."

"Yuki!" Shuichi called, running up to the blonde, "I'm sorry about Hiro. That whole break up thing can be considered null and void, right? I mean, neither one of us were for or against it, right. It was just something Tohma and Hiro wanted, not us, right?"

"Yeah," Yuki agreed, looking directly into Shuichi's eyes, "You can't count that as breaking up."

"Great," Shuichi sighed, relieved.

"But I did agree with it," Yuki went on.

"W-what?" Shuichi asked, dreading the answer, "Wha-what are you talking about?"

"Shuichi," Yuki said, not moving his gaze, "we shouldn't see each other anymore. We aren't good for each other. We don't belong together."

"Y-you can't be serious," Shuichi breathed, tears trickling out of his eyes.

"I'm leaving for home before morning," Yuki stated simply, "I'll mail your stuff to your parents' house."

Yay I updated Early! Horray for me!

So far I haven't even finished one scene of chapter five so I'll probably get the chapter up by the 11th (Wednesday) or 12th (Thusday).
...I guess if you wanted to you could bribe me with tons of reviews. Alright, so I promise that if I get 10 more reviews than I have now (basic math: 11 plus 10 is 21) I'll finish and post it that day if it's earlier than the 11th. Sound fair?
I know that's pretty long but I promise the story will be relatively long (longer than this one anyway...like, probably 1000 more words-ish)

Later bitches