Sister + Me + PainChapter
Evil Kat: another random chappie I'm so uncreative. Here is Speed Reader to write this chappie for me! Give it up for her! – Silence-… -sigh- never mind.
Speed Reader: …
Evil K at: um…. Are you asleep?
Speed Reader: -biting lip to keep from saying anything lest Evil Kat whack her again. -
Evil Kat: - staring at Speed Readers bleeding lip- ….Um, ok. Onto the second chapter.
Speed Reader: -poking lip, whimpering in pain, poking lip, whimpering in pain, poking lip, avoiding sister's attempts to stop poking, whimpering in pain when sister's hand misses poking finger and hits head…-
Evil Kat: … ok she's weird I'm just gonna go to the other room.-slowly walks away.- Oh by the way on with the story.
Speed Reader: -poking lip, whimpering in pain, touching head, whimpering in pain…-
Evil Kat: …
Speed Reader: OK I can't stand it! –Still poking-I'll write this chapter! My sis and others tell me I'm pretty funny anyway. –Still touching- I guess I can try. Hey for all of you readers, you know, well, reading this, do you mind telling me if my sister and I should switch out on chapters from now on?
-Still whimpering- (SHE made me write this STUPID CHAPTER, by the way she'll write the next chapter and if you don't like me I won't write anymore on this fic).
Speed Reader's Disclaimer: I own nothing except my own little world and I mean little…it can't even fit all of my marshmallows and Butterfingers…all I could get in were two and a half tons…
Evil Kat: Shut up you big baby!
On The Last Episode Hamburger Havoc
Sly had just been left unconscious in a dumpster, where a cat found his hat very tasty.
Sly's POV
When he woke up the first thing he noticed was that it was dark. And where were Bentley and Murray and especially Carmelita? He was so going to kill Murray when he got his hands on him…he wanted that burger! And why did he smell like cat? Where was his hat? And why did that rhyme?
Carmelita's POV
Where was that overweight-I-Can't-Believe-He's-Not-Diabetic-Yet Hippo? My poor burger…I wanted its juicy scrumptiousness! And why was there a fat cat going around with a piece of Cooper's hat hanging from its mouth? Wait! If she found Cooper then she would find that (Overweight-I-Can't-Believe-He's-Not-Diabetic-Yet) Hippo that stole her BURGER!
"Here kitty, kitty.."
"Raaawwwrrrr!"
"Bad kitty! Bad kitty! Retract the claws kitty! That was my favorite shirt! Die kitty!"
The cat slowly began to…cry.
(Audience: Awwww)
Carmelita picks up the cat and decides to take it home.
Cat's POV
She smells like fast-food…Oh boy burgers!
Murray's POV
Oh the burgers, the burgers, the burgers, how I looovvveee you! Oh the burgers, the burgers, the burgers, how I eeaaattt you! Oh the burgers, the burgers, the burgers, how I stteeeaaall you! Oh burgers you are MINE!
Bentley's POV
"This is so sad…who knew a burger could cause so much damage? Maybe I should by the stock on burgers…and lord it over everyone's head! No, wait that sucks. I know! I could feed everyone soy burgers…no meat…no real cheese…and gray colored slabs of goo on wheat buns! Ha Ha Ha! They must never know that I am EVIL! "
General POV
Little did Bentley know that he had accidently turned on his communicator to Penelope while ranting.
Penelope's POV
Good grief, that's a sucky idea.
Bentley's POV
"Bentley! Don't you dare make burgers into soy stuff because you know that I'm allergic! And what do you mean you're evil? How evil could you honestly be? Huh? I cant' hear you!"
'Ever since I married her she became a nag.'
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Speed Reader: It was sorta funny right? Please review and tell me if you want my sister to write her own like the first chappie or if you want my sister and I to switch.
Evil Kat: Yeah I cant fight her forever so help me out.
Speed Reader: Fight me! You couldn't write the second bloody chapter!
Evil Kat: I couldn't think!
Speed Reader: That's a constant problem for you isn't it?
Evil Kat: NO! Every other week but I bet that it's a constant problem for you.
Speed Reader: I finally get to end a chapter…Yayyyyy! –ignores deafness and aching hand from attempts to stop last words-
Speed Reader: I'm sorry to all the fans of Bentley, Penelope and cats in general…I was sugar high…I was bored…I was under pressure…DON'T KILL ME! Evil Kat wouldn't let me change the story. Get HER!
-Evil Kat screams and yells and attacks Speed Reader- sorry for the stupid story we had sugar and it was a random thought;