Hamburger Havoc

Evil Kat: It's me again. And Speed Reader and I are not working together any more. So here to help me write this chapter are my muses, Tina and Cory, because I'm lonely.

Tina: You poor thing -hugging Evil Kat-

Cory: Why am I here again?

Evil Kat: Because Tina is your girlfriend and if your not here she will rip me to shreds and then erase the story and we cant have that.

Cory: -pouts- No fair.

Evil Kat: Shut up. I'm not in the mood k. good.

Tina: Cory you say it.

Cory: why I don't even want to be here.

Tina: Exactly.

Cory: Evil Kat doesn't own any thing at all so don't sue she has no money or any thing.

Evil Kat: -wails- I-I-I w-wi-il-ll-l – breaks out in tears crying her heart out-

Tina: shut up-sending death glare at Cory- don't cry you own us and a computer, and a TV and a bed

Evil Kat: - sniffle- Really?

Tina: -nodding head- yes.

Evil Kat: on with the story. – Tying Cory to a chair so he won't leave the fic-

Sly's POV

'Cat, hat, catty, watty, hatty' Sly thought to himself as he got out of the dumpster he was in. When he was finally out he kept his hand on the dumpster to support his weight while he got the garbage off his feet. The lid dropped on his hand, which caused his tail to puff up three times its size.

Carmelita's POV

"Ok kitty. I'm going to leave for a while. So you're going to be in this cage while I'm gone." Carmelita said as she walked out the door. 'I'm going to find that I-cant-Believe-He's-Not-Diabetic-Yet Hippo if it's the last thing I do.'

Cat's POV

"Meow?" 'She forgot to close the cage door, how stupid is she?'

Bentley's POV

Bang… Bang… Bang… Bang…BANG. Bentleys head was starting to hurt after banging it on the desk so much. 'She is SO annoying! Why did I marry her?' "Bentley, are you listening to me? Bentley? Are you there? Hello? Hello! Come one how evil can you BE?!" 'Nag nag nag that's all she does!'

Sly's POV

Sly started to get up and stopped crying when he saw Carmelita heading his way. "Ok Cooper where is your I-Cant-Believe-He's-Not-Diabetic-Yet-Hippo! You and him are going to jail and he's going to pay for eating my burger!" Carmelita said, as she got closer to him ready to pounce. Sly hopped up and started to run around in a circle "I don't want to go to jail not after what happened with the Contessa!" when he finished talking he ran straight into a light pole and started to cry.

With Evil Kat

Evil Kat: "Do you spell that with a 'V'?"

Tina: "Yes you spell it with a 'V'."

Evil Kat: " why do we have to do spelling in English? I mean hello we should be doing more stuff in math and not in English. This just isn't fair!"

Tina: "I know! Lets get back to our homework before it's to late."

Carmelita's POV

"Oh boy another crybaby! I'm not taking this one home," Carmelita said as she watched Sly rub his nose and cry. It then donned on her "Why didn't I Lock the cage door? My SOFA! My new sofa! Stupid cat! I hate you, you stupid cat!" Carmelita sank to her knees and cried. "Maybe there is still time!" She shot up and raced to her house.

Sly's POV

'What a baby! I mean it's just a sofa!' Sly thought as he shook his head.

Carmelita's POV

"That's it cat we're heading to the pound. And that will be where you will stay until they find you a new home!" Carmelita said to the cat on the way to the pound, which just happened to be just a little ways down from the fast food place Murray was at. When they were getting close she noticed the Cooper Gangs getaway van. 'Oh yes. That means the fat hippo is there and I can get him right after I take this cat to the pound' Carmelita thought evilly.

Murray's POV

'Oh the burgers, the burgers, the burgers how I looovvveee you! Oh the burgers, the burgers how I eeaaattt you! Oh the burgers, the burgers, the burgers how I stteeeaaall you! Oh burgers you are MINE!' Murray thought as he ordered his burger. He looked up and saw Carmelita's car coming down the road toward him. 'Oh no she's coming to get me!' Murray started to panic and got the van ready for a quick getaway.

END

Evil Kat: well that's the story. Hope you liked it. Just to let you know this is the last chapter of the story unless some reviews can convince me. I'm happy right now for I got to go to the fair! And got out of school for two and a half days!

Tina: yeah. That was a great fair this year.

Evil Kat: yeah shame it had to rain today for my sickness is over. But if you like this story and you don't want it to end you had better put in some ideas in the reviews. And you had better review.