The next day the students were let loose upon Paris.

FYI, all the students had beens studying French. So they COULD communicate with the locals.

And luckily for Danny, no one had remembered cameras, video recorders, or PDA's. So his little ... "stunt" from truth or dare had gone unrecorded...

Or so he thought... Sam secretly coveted that video.

But, we're getting off-topic.

And as for the poor old lady, she was fine. But from then on, naked men disturbed her.

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FLASHBACK ... sort of

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Dash grinned. "Double dare! Let's make it extra challenging!" Dash screwed up his face in concentration. After several minutes of painful-looking thinking, he grinned evilly.

"First part of the dare: French up Sam over there! For a full minute!"

Sam and Danny looked at each other very red. Eveyone else was giggling... even Tucker!

Especially Tucker.

"Part Two:" Dash snickered before continuing. "You run down the halls naked and you scream 'I cost two bucks an hour!"

Danny groaned. "I almost think it would be worth it just to tell you!"

"No, Danny," Sam said. "You made a promise not to tell. And so did I. So let's just get this over with."

They started French kissing.

After Miss Caliope left, Danny turned to Tucker, who had been timing the kiss.

"How long was that?"

"Six mintues, 17 seconds, and 52 milliseconds."

"But that's five mintues, 17 seconds, and 52 milliseconds more than we needed! Why didn't you stop us?"

Tucker shrugged. "You looked like you were enjoying it."

Danny glared.

"Okay. Fen-turd, time for the second part of the dare." Dash grinned evilly. Danny turned pale. Then red. He gulped a few dozen times before talking.

"You're still gonna make me do it? My sister's right there!"

"That makes it so much funnier."

"Do what?" Jazz asked suspiciously.

"Fen-turd has to streak!"

"Yeah, don't wanna see this!" Jazz screamed and sprinted back to her room.

"Doesn't that make it easier?" Dash asked mockingly.

"No," Danny squeaked.

Tucker was laughing helplessly and rolling on the floor. Sam was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, RED!

She was also hiding her PDA in her pocket, planning to film this.

Not only for blackmail, but for her own ... purposes.

Danny groaned and took off his shirt.

There was a shocked silence.

"Danny..." breathed Valerie. "When did you become a beefcake?"

Danny blushed and glared. "I have my ways."

We enter a montage of Danny fighting ghosts pictures.

Okay, it's over now.

He sighed and took off his pants.

Another shocked silence.

"So it was boxers."

"Please shut up before I strangle you."

He smacked himself in the face. "I'm never gonna live this down? Am I?"

He sighed again before taking off his underwear and sprinting down the hall. Danny could hear the others... He hoped they didn't have cameras.

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