They had just gone down a few floors when the elevator suddenly stopped.
"Oh no!" Danny, Valerie, and Sam yelled.
"Hooray!" Paulina cheered.
"Are you insane? Or just stupid?" Sam screamed. "It's NOT good that we're trapped in an elevator! It's bad! It's really, really BAD!"
"No, it's good!" Paulina explained. "Because now the ghost boy will save us!"
"We're not in Amity Park, we're in Paris! How can you even hope that he'll be here?" Sam yelled.
"He won't save us, he's evil!" Valerie screamed. They all stared at each other experiencing a awkward silence.
"Um, guys? Er, girls?" Danny said tentatively. "Maybe we should worry more that we're still STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR!" Danny screamed. "Plus, we have train tickets! If we miss the train we ruin our whole vacation!"
"I would help," Valerie said. "But because of some lousy ghost I don't have my hoverboard!"
"THAT WASN'T MY FAULT!" Danny screamed.
"I didn't say it was your fault," Valerie said confused.
"Right," Danny said. "Well, I do know one way out."
"Not that way, Danny!" Sam said sounding panicked. "You can't!"
"I have to! If I don't we'll ruin our vacation, everyone will hate us, and we'd still be stuck in this damn elevator! But first, Valerie? Promise me something."
"What?"
"Promise you won't hurt me. Please?"
"Sure. I mean, why would I---"
"GOING GHOST!"
Two white rings surrounded Danny. For ten minutes, the camera swoops over Danny as he transforms over and over but in different angles on different parts of his body...
The Authoress's eyes glaze over and she begins to drool thinking of Danny...
Thirty minutes later
Okay, sorry. Got off track.
Paulina screamed and threw herself on Danny. "OMG! I love you!"
"GHOST KID!" Valerie pulled out her guns and aimed them at Danny.
"NO! If you want Danny you'll have to go through me!" Paulina and Sam screeched, both of whom had jumped in front of Danny.
"He's MY boyfriend! You can't kill him!" Paulina screeched.
"No, he's my boyfriend!" Valerie screamed. "We were going out and I only dumped him cause I thought the ghost kid would hurt him. Since that won't happen, he's MINE again!"
"NEVER!" yelled Sam. "You don't know him! I've know him as long as we can remember. He's MINE!"
Sam, Paulina, and Valerie proceded to have a bitch fight over Danny.
"Ladies, ladies," Danny said. For some reason, Danny's clothes had morphed. He was now weaing sexy jeans and a white suit jacket over. He had longer, sexier, FunDanny style hair now and was wearing sexy sunglasses even though it was pretty dark in the elevator. He didn't have a shirt under the white suit top. You could see his rock hard abs...
The Authoress's eyes glaze over and she begins to drool once more thinking of Danny...
Eighty minutes later
"You don't have to fight over me! You can just share me!"
The girls blinked and looked around. "How?"
MafiaDanny sighed. "Sam can have me Monday's and Tuesday's. Valerie get's me Wednesday's and Thursday's. I belong to Paulina Friday's and Saturdays. Sundays are for Danny!"
"Oh, okay." The girls agreed. As suddenly as it had stopped, the elevator started up again. They boarded the train.
"Danny, sit with me!" Sam said pulling on his sleeve.
"No way! Today's Friday! He's mine today!" Paulina wailed.
"Sorry Sam. It's not your day." He and Paulina sat down and proceded to make out.
"What's going on?" Tucker asked Danny.
"What's it look like? I've got three girlfriends! Go away! We're trying to make out here!"
Tucker wandered over to Sam and Valerie who were sitting together.
"What's going on?"
"Well, Paulina, Sam, and I decided we all love Danny! We agreed to share him. Sam has him Monday's and Tuesday's. I get him Wednesday's and Thursday's. Paulina's got him Friday's and Saturdays. Sundays are for Danny!"
"So you do like Danny?' Tucker asked Sam.
"Duh! Have you like, never noticed? I'm passionately in love with him."
"I KNEW IT!" Tucker jumped and a proceded to do a victory dance.
Sam grabbed a rusty pole lying conviently around and slammed Tucker hard on the head. He passed out in the train aisle.
"Don't ever dance like that again, Tucker. It's very disturbing."
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