Beginning of Scene 3.
Director: Okay everyone. Places. Naruto you're suppose to be on set! Get there.
Naruto: Okay I'm ready.
Director: ACTION!
Naruto: (yawns)
Naruto: (glances at calendar then smiles)
Naruto: Today's the day! I --AHH I SPILLED MY RAMEN!
Director: CUT! Get this kid a change of wardrobe and new ramen and start the scene over!
Naruto: Dammit! It's hot!
Naruto: I BLAME PUBERTY!
Director: …………..
Everyone Else: …………
Naruto: Okay ready. Let's redo the scene.
Naruto: (redoes scene perfectly until he eats the ramen.)
Naruto: o.o pleh! What kind of ramen is this!
Director: CUT! The kind from the red box.
Naruto: ick! I hate that kind! I NEVER eat from the red box!
Director: Okay fine. We'll work on this scene later.
Director: Cut to the scene where Sakura and Ino enter the classroom.
Director: Sakura! Ino! On set!
Sakura: (shoving Ino into doorway) Move you know I'm going to get in there first!)
Ino: No way forehead! I am!
Sakura and Ino Finally make it in and start argument
Sakura Runs Off
Ino: Hey! Where are you going!
Sakura: Good morning Sasuke. Mind If I sit with you?
Sasuke: ……….
Ino: Beat it forehead I'm sitting next to Sasuke!
Sasuke: Starts to laugh
Sakura, Ino, and Naruto: ………0.0 ……..
Director: Cut! Someone get this kid to stop laughing.
Starts Scene Over
Sakura: Mind If I sit next to you Sasuke?
Sensei: Okay. Class we're announcing the teams of 3 now everyone simma down.
Director: It's SETTLE down.
Sensei: Screw dat G I'm making it funky.
Director: Whatever. Continue.
Door Slams Open
Random Voice: Goooooooood Morning High School Girls!
Class: ………….wtf!
Random Voice: Tis I! You're super secret special guest speaker!
Sensei: We don't have a guest speaker today…
Random Voice: You do now!
Director: Who the hell are you!
Random Voice: My, my. Miss Tokyo director. Have you forgotten already? Tis I! Shigure Sohma!
Director: O.o you're in the wrong anime you stupid dog!
Shigure: TT no I'm not. I'm the guest speaker!
Director: You just want to see high school ninja girls!
Shigure: What's you're point?
Director: ahhh!
Naruto: (talking to some random guy) Want to see my sexy jutsu?
Random guy: sure!
Naruto: SEXY JUTSU!
Naruto transform
Shigure: O.O
Shigure: running up to Naruto Hello there young lady nice to meet you I'm Shigure and if you're interested in going out with me one day, here's my num--
Director: (Smacks Shigure) Get out of here! And that's a guy you're giving you're number to!
Shigure: You are you mother's daughter.
Director: Get out!
Sakura + Ino: Hello Shigure!
Shigure: (thinking) High school girls! Approaching me! Yay!
Sakura and Ino and Shigure having a conversation
Sakura: Hey director! Can we keep him?
Director: Wha! Hell no!
Sakura: Aww, but he's so cool!
Director: So were you, but then I got to know you better.
Sakura: HEY!
Director: Only kidding.
Shigure: Fine, fine. But I'll be back!
Director: I'll make sure you won't!
Shigure: Bye Bye now my good people!
Director: Okay next scene.
Camera dude: Sorry dude, but we like…..ran out of tape to rec on.
Director: What? We've only done a third of a scene!
Camera dude: Yeah, but like…all the pre-teen ninja chicks…like took over my quip, and like…vid'd the dog dude.
Director: Argh!
Director: I'll go down to the store and buy some more blank tapes myself. Someone get me some ginger-ale. NOW!
Camera dude: harsh.
Director: Take 5 everyone. For like…3 hours.