Scenes From Episode 3

(Contin.)

Director: Okay. Obviously we're not going to get through this episode today, so just do whatever you want for now.

Sakura: Really!

Director: NO! get in the kitchen!

Sakura: ….we don't have a kitchen…

Director: Really? Hmm…I've gotta fix that…

Sakura: Okay…..

Director: Whatever do as you wish now.

Sakura?Confused much.

Ino: Just like you to be. Stupid.

Shikamaru: Women.

Ino: STOP SAYING THAT!

Shikamaru: BITE ME DAMMIT!

Ino: Gladly!

(Ino bites Shikamaru)

Shikamaru: Ow. That hurts. Stop.

Ino: Mess. With. Me.

Naruto: Man we have some odd conversations.

Sasuke: I'm on google dot com to look at myself.

Naruto: Yahoo dot com is better.

Sasuke: GOOGLE!

Naruto: YAHOO!

Sasuke: GOOGLE!

Naruto: YAHOO!

Sasuke: GOOGLE times INFINITY!

Naruto: I was going to say that!

Temari: AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE! Any boy fighting should be over me.

Sasuke: Shut the fuck up.

Naruto: Yeah you Ego-Maniac.

Temari: (in rage)

THIS HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO THE FACT THAT TEMARI KICKED EVERYONES ASS. Twice. Maybe three times.

Back to the story!

(moments later)

Sakura: (reading script) WTF! ARE YOU SERIOUS! MY EFFING COUSIN HAS TO COME IN THE ANIME! WTF!

Director: I'm sorry Sakura but she's got the part.

Sakura: ERGH!

Sakura: The LAST thing I want is her DROOLING over MY Sasuke.

Sasuke: You don't OWN me.

Sasuke: I KNOW MY RIGHTS!

Sasuke: HELL YEAH I'M SEXY I KNOW! OOOH I THINK THEY LIKE ME!

Sakura: Please. Stop.

Sasuke: Yeah. You're right.

(Awkward)

Sakura: …There's a double-you in Akward?

Sakura: How queer.

Ino: You can't spell QUEER without SAKURA!

Sakura:…um…actually…you can

Ino: Well I mean you need the U

Ino: And the R

Naruto: What the hell are they fighting over now?

Shikamaru: Me.

Sakura & Ino: NO WE'RE NOT!

Shikamaru: You're always arguing with someone.

Ino: No I'm not!

Shikamaru: Yeah you are!

Shikamaru: You're doing it now!

Ino: You are such an ass

Shikamaru: And you're such a bitch!

Shikamaru: I bet you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you

Ino: Oh so the strategist is getting weak in the knees huh!

(Shikamaru and Ino Kiss.) (For a good 5 minutes.)

Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto: Wow. Didn't see that coming.

Director: (Thinking) I should add that somewhere in the script

Hollywood Director: You are ALL SupaStars!

Director: uh…this isn't Hollywood. This is Tokyo.

Hollywood Director: Oh. Then you are all dumbass's

Director: Whatever.