Neji is so hot. I wish I were Mrs. Hyuuga Neji…but that's never going to happen, is it? Why is Neji hot? I don't know. Is it that long, brown hair? Or awesome, ninjutsu ability? NONE THE LESS, I LOVE HIM!
Tenten's Bad Luck Chapter 5.
Let's just say, after things went at Tenten's house, things didn't get any better between Tenten and Neji. But, at least Neji was able to figure out who actually took the pictures: Lee.
The next day, Gai scheduled a special training session. Instead of their regular abnormal activities, Gai decided to take everyone out for…lunch?
Tenten, Lee and Neji waited at the corner of the street, waiting for Gai to show up. However, Gai was running a little late today.
Neji tapped his feet.
Lee whistled
Tenten scorned.
Neji gave Lee a death look, he seemed to be telling him, "Tell Tenten you took the pictures, already! I need to get out of this mess!"
Lee gulped once he interpreted Neji's telepathic message. Lee took a step towards Tenten, but stopped, too chicken to continue.
Neji shot him a look which meant, "What's wrong? Do it!"
Lee gave Neji his own telepathic message, "I can't! Tenten will kill me."
Neji gritted his teeth.
Tenten shot Neji a dirty look and Neji finally, couldn't take it anymore. If he can't talk to Tenten, he'd officially lose his sparring partner and his teammate. The nonsense has got to end.
Neji cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, Tenten. Lee needs to tell you something." He signaled Lee to talk, shaking his head towards Tenten.
Lee's eyes bulged out and he looked horrified.
Tenten faced Lee. "Yea?"
Lee coughed several times and walked towards Tenten. Tenten raised an eyebrow and waited. Lee stalled.
"Umm…what I wanted to tell you? That is…uh…" Lee sputtered.
"Yea?" Tenten asked, growing impatient.
Lee's face grew red. "NEJI SAW YOUR B-CUP SIZED BRA IN YOUR ROOM YESTERDAY!"
Neji's eyes bulged out and he looked horrified.
Tenten screeched and whirled around at Neji with a death stance on her face. Her fists were clenched and her face was red. Steam blew from her ears.
"WHAT? YOU SAW WHAT?" Tenten screamed at Neji. He nearly fell over.
"NOTHING! NO!" Neji defended, scared to hell. He is SO going to kill Lee once they get home.
Tenten growled and hissed. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I'M B-CUP, THEN, HUH?"
A fearful tear escaped Neji's eyes. "I DON'T KNOW!"
"Because he was checking out your goods." Lee said, trying to defend Neji, which obviously, made everything worse.
Tenten's head grew large and she spat at Neji, "WHAT?"
Neji made a mental note. Kill Lee, kill Lee, kill Lee…
Tenten gave Neji a hard, bitch slap to even it up. "THERE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LOOKING AT MY BOOBS AND TACKING POSTERS OF ME!"
Neji growled. "I told you, I did not!' He eyed Lee, who was inspecting a lamp post, trying to get out of the conversation.
"YES YOU DID, I'M SO FED UP WITH YOU DENYING THIS!" Tenten screeched.
"But I didn't! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD PEOPLE EVEN WANT TO SEE YOU IN A BATHROBE ANYWAY?" Neji's words spat out, sounding a lot meaner than he intended to.
Tenten's eyes grew big. A glint from the sun caught it. She didn't say anything.
"…I…that wasn't supposed to mean…" Neji started his voice quiet. "I didn't mean it like…that…"
Tenten held a hand up at his face. "It's ok. I get it."
Neji looked down at the ground with Tenten facing the other way. This conversation has gone from anger to some state of awkward.
Neji bite his lip. Why'd it have to turn out like this?
Neji bite his lip harder. Of all the things I could have said…why that? I made her sound like she's some kind of an ugly bitch.
Neji bite his lip harder, it started bleeding…
Before he could squeeze in some thought, he immediately began to feel the pain in his lip. "OWWWWW!" He screamed.
Lee and Tenten whirled around and stared at him.
"…uhh, I hit my head?" Neji said, bonking himself on the head with his own hand. He gave a nervous laugh.
Tenten and Lee went back to their own business.
Neji rubbed his head. Oww…that hurt…
Finally, for what seemed like an eternity, Gai appeared to pick them up, as optimistic and clueless as ever. He laughed like a nitwit.
The team set off for the restaurant. No one spoke except Gai. He just basically hoo-hawed the entire time, laughing his head off while his team was suffering.
(At the Restaurant)
Gai told them to get whatever they pleased to eat, since it was an all you can eat buffet. Lee grinned and picked up 6 big plates, to begin filling it up.
Tenten cringed at Lee's pig manners. She picked up one plate and dumped a scoop of rice on it. "Lee, are you sure you can eat that much?"
Lee laughed. "Of course! Why, you need this energy for all the training we'd been doing, right?" He stuffed a spoonful of curry into his mouth, straight off from the ladle where everyone else was supposed to be served.
Tenten cringed. Note to self, do not eat the curry with that ladle.
They continued getting food, until Tenten and Neji bumped into each other, both of them, wanting to get the last riceball.
Their hands extended out, and stopped as soon as their eyes met each other's glare. Tenten snarled and let her hands fall back. "Forget it. You can have it, because I don't want your germs on my riceball."
Neji glared. "My germs?"
Tenten whirled around. "You heard me. You nasty, perverted, boobs-checking-out, old man."
Neji glowered at Tenten. "Cut it out. I told you, I have nothing to do with your posters issue."
Tenten mimicked him, "Ohh…I'm Hyuuga Neji and I have nothing to do with your posters!"
Neji glared and just walked away, with a plate of food. Staying to argue with a senseless bitch isn't exactly the best thing he could be doing now.
The foursome sat down at a table, both Gai and Lee having 6 plates each. Tenten just stared blankly at the mountain of food on each plate. They were already digging in…
Tenten started eating and so did Neji…
Who knew this little meal was about to turn ugly…I mean very ugly…
End of chapter.
Oooh, cliffhanger. Wondering what that sentence meant? Ok fine, I'll tell you. There is going to be a little of a food fight at the restaurant says this in a dark, evil, mysterious tone…
Tenten and Neji are so cute together, aren't they? My sister is more into the NaruxHin pair. That's her fav. Match-up, while mine is NejixTen…hoho. But Chi got over Naruto months ago…curse her…
My friends say me and Chi are so cute together. We have that twin telepathy moving, even though we're two years apart.
Isn't that cute? Rin&Chi