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Tenten's Bad luck Chapter 6

Neji, Lee, Tenten and Gai were sitting at the table in the restaurant buffet.

Lee and Gai were the only ones eating contently though, stuffing their faces with meat, barbeque, eggs and everything on the table except for the salt and pepper shakers.

Tenten slowly brought up her fork to her lips and ate with little emotion.

Tenten and Neji were seated in complete opposite directions of the table and once in a while, one of them would shot daggers out of their eyes at the other.

Neji cleared this throat and shoved Lee a little reminding him to tell Tenten about the posters. But Lee was too clueless and thought the "shove' meant a little buddy-to-buddy shove, so Lee shoved Neji back hard.

HARD.

Neji spat out his water when Lee shoved him.

Tenten looked horrified and disgusted. She scoffed while Neji coughed up the water in is throat and practically choked himself to death. Lee looked a bit sick.

When Neji was finally done choking, he glared at Lee and whispered. "Remember what we talked about? GO TELL TENTEN!"

Lee looked at Tenten and then looked back at Neji; he looked at Tenten again, raised a finger and opened his mouth to say it…

But Lee just paused…

Tenten raised an eyebrow.

Lee put down his finger quickly, and said flatly, "Naw. Don't feel like it now." He said to Neji. Neji's face looked pissed.

They all began eating again, awkwardly. Gai was off to get another plate of food…

Neji ate…Tenten ate…

Lee ate…and ate…and ate…

Neji coughed and looked at Tenten. "Pass the salt." Neji said. Lee turned his head to look at Tenten and what she'd do next.

Tenten just sat there quietly, took the salt shaker and sprinkled it onto her own food, hogging the salt. She whistled and looked amused at Neji's ticked off face.

"Pass the salt." Neji said, angrily. "PASS IT."

Tenten continued sprinkling salt, refusing to give into Neji. Lee turned his head to look at Neji and see what he'd do next.

Neji just sat there, fumed with rage.

After 2 minutes or so, Tenten stopped sprinkling salt. Neji waited until she put it down…

Tenten cleared her throat and sat up, passing the salt the Neji.

But before the salt shaker touched his hand, Tenten accidentally dropped the salt shaker, which spilled all over Neji's food.

Neji glared. He took a packet of sugar and poured it over Tenten's food to get even. Lee turned his head towards Tenten to see what she'd do next.

Tenten's face turned red, suddenly, she grabbed a palm full of rice and threw it straight into Neji's face. Curse her 100 accuracy

BULLSEYE.

Neji sat there, horrified and surprised. Rice covered his face and the whole restaurant gasped. Lee turned his head toward Neji to see what he'd do next.

Neji sat there…then; he reached towards his mashed potatoes, and aimed it right at Tenten, but…

Tenten ducked and Neji hit Lee in the face instead…

Lee sat there, stunned. Had he just been hit been mashed potatoes?

Tenten gasped and held her hand up to her mouth.

Lee wiped the mess off his face and continued to sit there…the whole restaurant waited to see what he'd do next.

Lee took two riceballs, and threw one in Tenten's direction, and one at Neji's face.

The riceball hit Tenten's face, but missed Neji's face…

Now, Tenten's face had a big mushy riceball on it and she wiped it off, angrily. Curse Lee. She took a BIG crab leg and flung it at Lee's face.

Now for those of you that have never seen a crab before, it's very pointy and sharp because crabs have a thick shell and there are lots of edges on it.

Unfortunately, Lee was too stunned to even dodge it, so the crab leg hit his head, and he cut himself, and started bleeding…

Uh oh…

Suddenly, the whole restaurant erupted and everyone started flinging food at each other. Gai was still getting food in the kitchen, so he was too busy to see what was going on. Food flew in every angle and direction.

Tenten's shirt was covered in hot sauce and she dodged under the table and threw handfuls of peanuts at Neji and some two other perverts.

Lee was the only one not moving, still bleeding in the head. (I guess he's still in a state of shock)

Food flew at Neji's hair and he managed to fling a few turnips at the men who threw a cake into his face earlier. Tenten grabbed a half eaten pork rib and threw it at the men. Neji dodged a few carrots and Tenten avoided a few sausage links. Lee still sat there…

Yes, oblivious as usual…Lee…

Anyways, everyone continued to cream each other with food until Tenten ran out of eggs to throw and turned around…

TO BE AMBUSHED BY NEJI WHO THREW A PIE INTO HER FACE!

Tenten gasped at this unfortunate turn of luck and wiped pie off her face, still stunned. Neji smirked and said in a low dangerous tone, "Now, we're even."

Tenten growled and hopped to her feet, grabbing her jacket, she stomped out of the store, without much to say.

Where did that leave everyone else?

Well, that left Neji standing there, with food flying in all directions.

And that left Lee still standing there, wiping his tears with a small droplet of blood still at his face.

And that left the entire Team Gai, broken.

End of Chapter.

Aw, yes, cute ending…

Next chapter? Um…not sure, probably would take a while. Counting that I have a million stories that are still not posted yet and a million chapters where I'm too lazy to update on Fanfiction.

Some person said that my chapters are short…

You don't see me complaining about your stories, do you?