Another drabble. I have like 4 drabbles ready for postin', but I don't cause I'm evil like that. XD
I'll post them every other day or somethin'(If you reveiw, jk).
Enjoy (your doom)!
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Title: Dating Advice
Pairing(s): Naruto x Sakura, Genma x Shizume
By: Shodaime Smexkage
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Uzumaki Naruto was regarded by all as a skilled ninja. His power was legendary, and him being Hokage was a certainty. But like many great men before him, he had no luck with women. At all.
But there was a reason for that. It was who he asked advice from. The man was the self-proclaimed (and totally true) super-pervert Jiraiya. And because of Jiraiya, why Naruto received multiple fists to the face whenever he attempted to court Haruno Sakura.
Naruto realized it was time to shift tactics. He decided to ask another man who he heard was a ladies man. Not Jiraiya, as he claimed, because no non-desperate woman would look at him unless he had 500 ryo hanging from his zipper. And that's just to look at him, alot more for it to happen. Alot more.
It made Naruto wonder whether Jiraiya was still a virgin, since it seemed the man never got laid. That and he had boxes of tissues, and he seemed to use them all. Really quickly. Did Jiraiya have a perputual cold or something? He didn't know.
But it didn't matter, he needed advice. And so he searched.
And searched.
And searched.
Till he found him in the Hokage's office, with Shizune, having some fun. He didn't want to interrupt, but a matter as great as his must be taken care of.
Now.
Shizune was embarrased having been caught sucking face. Naruto wondered, when would he and Sakura be in that position? If Genma's advice worked like it should, very soon.
So he asked.
Genma spoke.
2 months later, Sakura was married and pregnant.
All hail Genma's dating advice.
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Done! R&R! Drop some more pairings and keywords.
Expect to see these pairings soon:
Naruto x Harem
Gaara x Sasame
Tenten x Lee
Sasuke x Sakura ( I don't ship it fyi)
-Shodaime Smexkage