Another drabble. How can I not for my OTCP?
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Title: Cookies
Pairing(s): Gaara x Cookies; minor Gaara x Sasame
By The Shodaime Smexkage
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Ever since he was a little boy, Sabaku no Gaara has loved cookies.
Wait a minute! How could the infamous ex-jinchuuriki, killer of thousands in his youth, who's very name mentioned struck terror into the hearts of many ninjas and civilians alike, like...cookies?
Gaara himself couldn't answer that question.
He didn't know what it was about cookies that attracted him (and his tongue). He was in love with fresh-from-the-oven cookies. But he couldn't figure out what.
Besides the fact they were delicious?
Since the ones Sasame-chan makes are super-duper delicious(Kami-sama did he just think that?)? It's like Kami-sama made them himself just for the redheaded Kazekage.
Not only were cookies enthralling to his senses; but they were also erotic. What's not hot about eating freshly baked cookies from between your wife's legs? And off her chest, stomach, back, lips, etc?
Especially the legs. In between those precious china colored legs. Oh yes.
Gaara loved cookies, and everyone in his circle who knew him also knew. Because of this, he had been the butt of many jokes by the Rokudaime Naruto, leading him to get dubbed "The Cookie Monster" from his youngest son, Uzumaki Toushi (A little Gaara-glare shut him up, but the damage had already been done).
That snickering by his staff would be the end of him! Or them. It's always good to be (a little) homicidal.
Gaara now wondered to himself, who did he
love more? Sasame or cookies?
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Glossary
Toushi -
Fighter
I wanted to end it differently, but I failed. :(
My NejiIno piece has come to a standstill. The plot bunnies all went to hell.