There Goes Sailor Pluto!

By Sunlight in the Sky

Disclaimer: I don't own Nasa, Sailor Moon, the "Dwarf Planet" Pluto, The Asteroid Formerly Known As Charon, and any player in the great game of Tennis!

"Nasa has just reported Pluto is not a planet anymore." The news reporter reported.

"WHAT?"

Setsuna ran to Michiru's room.

Michuru was asleep, because it was 4:00 AM.

"MICHURU!" Setsuna shook Michuru, "MICHURU!"

"DAAAAAAAAGH!" Michuru woke up and nearly fell on top of Setsuna.

"Pluto isn't a planet! I need you to show me Pluto in the Aqua Mirror!"

"Setsuna, isn't it a little early--"

"NOW, MICHURU!"

"Ok, ok." Michiru reached for the Aqua Mirror from the floor. "I could use a little help..."

"Here." Setsuna handed Michuru the Mirror from the table.

"Thanks...now..."

"Here's Pluto."

The Mirror showed a cat dancing in a tutu.

"Come on Luna! Dance the night away!" Artemis was dancing with Drunk Luna. Thousands of wine bottles were on the floor of the Tsukino Residence.

"I'm a little drunkie, (hic) short and stout..." Sang Luna.

"Michuru!"

"Ok, ok, calm down..."

The aqua mirror showed a scary-looking Pluto. It wasn't spherical...nor was it orbiting around the sun.

"Please tell me you got it wrong again."

"Yeah. That's Pluto." Michiru explained sleepily.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Good niiiiight..." Michuru collapsed on the floor, asleep.

The next day.

"Good morning, Setsuna-ma--"

"HOTARU! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?"

"Ok..." Hotaru left the kitchen. "She's STILL staring at Pluto in the mirror. Michiru-mama, you may NEVER get that back."

"Oh...it's been a day since I had my main power source..."

"At least she isn't using our transformation pens--"

"NEPTUNE STAR POWER!"

"WHAT? NOOOO!" Michiru ran into the room.

"I'm Sailor Neptune!" Setsuna started dancing, and singing (in the sing-songish voice), "I'm Sailor Neptune and Not Sailor Pluto!"

"Um, Setsuna?"

Setsuna turned to face Michiru. "I AM SETSUNA NEPTUNE! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM COMPLETE REIGN OVER NEPTUNE AND THE ASTEROID FORMERLY KNOWN AS PLUTO!" With that, "Setsuna Neptune" jumped out of the window and went to terrorize Juuban/Tokyo/Crossroads/The City When If You're Attacked By A Youma It's Normal And When You Get Frozen By Snow Dancers In Sailor Moon S, You Walk Around Like It's A Normal Day. (A/N: Haven't you ever thought that to be weird?)

"Whoa. Ok, ok." Michiru replied. "I have GOT to find a new transformation pen--"

It clicked. Minako.

Michuru ran out of the house. "OH MINAKO!"

At Minako's House

"So you're telling me that Setsuna took your transformation pen and transformed into Sailor Neptune?"

"Yes!" Michuru responded for the 100th time. "But she calls herself Setsuna Neptune."

"Setsuna Neptune..." Minako pondered, "Should I give you my transformation pen or not?"

"CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME THE DARNED PEN?" Michuru yelled, "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED IT ANYMORE!"

"Ok, fine." Minako handed over her Transformation Pen, "Here you go. Get back your transformation pen, it's not like I care." Minako used the giant needle to change the channel to the news, "I can't WAIT to see you on the news."

"Now what should I call myself when I transform?"

"How about Michuru Venus?"

"No, that's copyright infringement." Michuru replied, "To you AND Venus Williams."

"Well how about Sailor Venatune?" (A/N: A scary mixture of Neptune and Venus. Better that Neptavenus! Pronounced: Vee (as in EeVEE) Na (as in Na, Na, Na) Tune (as in Tune) And YES I will put parentheses around parentheses if I want to!)

"Sailor Venatune... That'll work." Michuru held up the transformation pen. "Ok, here goes nothing...VENATUNE CRISIS POWER!"

When Michiru came out of the green light show, she was in a half-orange, half aqua fuku. I mean, like cut down the middle. Even down to the Tiara.

"Now, what's my attack going to be..." Sailor Venatune pondered.

"Ooh! Ooh!" Minako jumped up in the air, waving her arms, "I know! I know!"

"What?" Sailor Venatune called on Minako.

"It should be Venatune Submarine Crescent Reflection." Minako answered. "But use it on any of my stuff and I'll bring back the needle."

"Ok...I need a talisman since I'm still one of the outers..."

"Use the Time Staff. The attack can be Venatune Beauty Scream." Minako answered. "And rename the Time Staff. To something like the Venatune Staff or something."

"The Venatune Staff...sounds good enough."

"Just don't humiliate me, or I'll have to hurt you."

"Yeah, Ok. I'm gonna go home now." Sailor Venatune powered down.

"See you on the news!" Minako sat down and changed the news channels. "Hey, wait Michiru, here's Setsuna Neptune!"

"What?"

"With the Venatune Staff!"

"AAAAAAAAAA!" Setsuna Neptune picked up a car and threw it against a tree. "PLUTO IS A PLANET!"

"Hello. I'm Starlan Jade reporting from Juuban, Tokyo. It seems that Sailor Pluto---or as she calls herself now, Setsuna Neptune--is terrorizing Tokyo, throwing cars, and tearing down buildings with the Setsuna Staff. More to be heard later--DAAH!" Starlan Jade ran out of the way of an oncoming car that was thrown. Setsuna Pluto grabbed the camera. "PLUTO IS A PLANET!"

"WHAT?" Michuru ran to the TV screen.

On News Channel 10483072042839472048328484100, Setsuna Neptune was terrorizing Tokyo.

"You!" Setsuna Neptune pointed to some guy. "You don't think Pluto is a planet do you?"

"Um...well you see..."

"Answer me, you weak life-form!"

"No." He was eliminated.

"WILL ANYONE TELL ME THE TRUTH! IS PLUTO REALLY A PLANET ANYMORE?" Setsuna Neptune began screaming, "PLUTO IS A PLANET! PLUTO IS A PLANET!"

"Stop, Setsuna Neptune!"

Setsuna Neptune looked up. It was...Sailor Venatune.

"Sailor Neptavenus? Or Venatune? Or is it Neptunevenusplanetgirl?"

"It was going to be Neptunevenusplanetgirl...but it's Sailor Venatune!"

"Sailor Venatune...creative. At least it's not copyright infringement."

"True...well anyway, Setsuna Neptune, I'm here to stop you from taking my transformation pen!"

"Never!" Setsuna Neptune declared, "It's MINE, ALL MINE!"

"Ok...Well I'm here to PUNISH YOOOUUU!"

"Ok, Sailor Moon wannabe."

"Oh, shut up!"

"Make me."

"Ok...oh, wait, can you hold on for a minute or two? I gotta go ask what my attack is..."

"Yeah, sure, whatever..." Setsuna Neptune grabbed a chair and sat there.

5 Hours Later

"Ok...I'm back." Sailor Venatune spoke.

Silence.

"Setsuna Neptune? Setsuna Neptune? Hello?"

Setsuna Neptune was sitting in the chair, asleep.

"SETSUNA NEPTUNE WILL YOU WAKE UP?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Setsuna Neptune fell out of the chair. "Oh. Um. Yeah. Ok. Here we go."

"Yeah."

"Well...I guess I can cut you a break." Sailor Venatune replied.

"On what?" Setsuna Neptune asked.

"You can be Setsuna Neptune and I will be Sailor Venatune. Unless you want to be Sailor Dwarf Planet Pluto."

"Nah...I likes Setsuna Neptune."

"Let's go home..."

Both senshi powered down.

The rest of the outer senshi came running up.

"Setsuna-mama! You're not terrorizing the city anymore!" Hotaru jumped up and hugged Setsuna. "We saw you throwing cars. I LOVED it. Too bad that Saturn won't be disclassified as a planet anytime soon or else I'll have to..."

"No, Hotaru...don't destroy Saturn..."

"Can I try?"

"No, Hotaru. You can't try."

"Shoot. You guys never let me have any fun."

"Wait a minute!" Haruka stopped the story from ending. "I never got to talk once in this story, Sunlight. Where are my lines at?"

"Um..." Sunlight in the Sky answered, "They're somewhere... Oh yeah, that's right. In this story, I only have my favorites talk. And you just happen to not be one."

"Oh, come ON."

"Yep. And my most favorite is Sailor Asteroid Formerly Known As Pluto/Pluto/Setsuna and Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, Michuru/Sailor Neptune and Sailor Venus/Minako."

"But--"

"SILENCE!"

A case of violins fell on Haruka.

"Oh.."

"SILENCE!"

Another case of violins fell on Haruka.

"That hurts--"

"SILENCE!"

Three more cases of violins fell on Haruka.

"Hey! Violins!"

Michuru opened up the case of violins.

"They're all aqua!"

Michuru picked up one. "I'm gonna call you Via. You can be in my violin collection. And as for you," Michuru picked up another violin, "I'm gonna call you Viola." Michuru ran to her case of violins to put 'Via' and 'Viola' in the case.

"Via! Viola!" Michuru put them in the case, "Here are your new friends. There's ten of them. Their names are Viana, Violinie, Vladimir, Violinio, Violinia, Violiny, Victorim, Victor, Viittie Wittie, Vishane, and Vinnie." Michuru put the two new violins in. "Viana, Violinie, Vladimir, Violinio, Violinia, Violiny, Victorim, Victor, Viittie Wittie, Vishane, and Vinnie, meet Via and Viola. Say hi, now."

Silence.

"Ok. Now, I'm going to put you two in. Stay nice and warm in the heated, lighted, cushiony violin case I bought with Setsuna's credit cards. But don't tell her Via and Viola."

Silence.

"Okay, you two. If you need anything, just press the big red button. So far no one has pressed it."

Silence.

"Ok, here you go! Oh, yeah, this is fireproof so if Sailor Mars goes insane, you don't have to worry."

Silence.

"I'm gonna put you two in now. Have fun, my little violins."

Silence.

Michuru put in the violins.

"They grow up so fast." Michuru wiped a tear from her eyes.

"YOU BOUGHT WHAT WITH MY CREDIT CARD?"

Setsuna was standing in the doorway.

"Mama."

The next day...

"Hi Michuru. How are you today?"

Michuru was in a full-body cast. "Mmph..." (Translation: I hate you.)

"That's what I thought you would say."

Setsuna held up a cup of coffee.

"Do you want some coffee?" Setsuna asked.

"MMPH! MMPH!" (Translation: No! No!)

"Yes? Ok."

Setsuna put Michuru's hair in the coffee pot.

"Nice, beautiful brown, normally colored hair. Just like the rest of us...except me and Chibi-Usa. Isn't it pretty?"

"MMMMMMMMMMPPPPHHHH!" (Translation: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

"Yep. That's what I thought you would say."

"Mmph..." (Translation: When I get out of this cast, I'm gonna cut your hair so short...)

The End