The Escape From the Cartoon Network Basement

By Sunlight in the Sky

Disclaimer: Me no own Sailor Moon. Or Avatar the Last Airbender.

Author's note: I wrote this in sixth grade, but I got the plot from my fourth grade notebook! Isn't that weird? Oh yeah, I know Avatar wasn't around then but I had to add Sokka! I just DID!

"Get out of the Cartoon Network Database, Moon!" The Cartoon Network Secretary said.

"No! Never! I refuse to be locked up in that dark basement!" Sailor Moon said.

"Take her away, Naruto." The Secretary said.

"I'm on it!" Naruto said.

Naruto's strong arms wrapped around Sailor Moon and carried her off to the basement.

"AND STAY DOWN THERE!" He said.

He threw her down the steps and locked the door and walked away.

"Nice one, odango atama. You got us stuck down here." Raye said. "And I have this stupid dub name, Raye! I want to be Rei!"

"I want to be Usagi." Serena said.

"I want to be Minako." Mina said.

"I want to be Makoto." Lita said.

"I want to be Chibi-Usa." Rini said.

"I want to be Ami." Amy said.

"And I have a plan!" Luna said.

"I spent all day playing Meowth for this… I got on the phone, called Sailor Sky, and tonight, we'll be freed."

"Yes!" Rini said. "We can be Japanese again! Go Luna!"

"Unless she messes up like Sailor Sun…" Hamtaro said.

"Can it, Ham-ham. I'll kill you as soon as we're out of here." Sailor Sun said.

"Oh, so you're saying that you can't kill me!" Hamtaro said.

"That's it!" Sailor Sun said. "Sun…Beautiful…Crossbow!" Sailor Sun said as a crossbow of fire hit Hamtaro.

Hamtaro died.

"That's it! You killed my friend!" Pashmina said.

"I guess you're next, huh?" Sailor Sun said.

"Pashmina…Crisis…Power!" Pashmina said.

Music started playing.

"I am Sailor Pashmina, defender of—um—nothing! And in the name of—uh—nothing, I shall punish you!" Pashmina said.

"You know, those hamsters do look good after a while…" Luna said.

"Luna! No!" Artemis said.

Luna pounced on Pashmina, eating her.

Sailor Sun sweatdropped.

"Luna! I was going to kill her senshi-style! Why'd you pounce on her?" Sailor Sun said.

"Sorry. I couldn't help it. They look like little pieces of turkey, seasoned with pepper, cooked medium-well, with those little green leaves you stick on it around it…" Luna got lost in her own food-world.

"Hey baby." A familiar voice said.

"Not that butthead again." Raye said. "That stupid Bravo guy."

"Who said my baby was stupid?" Mrs. Bravo said. "I'll have your head!"

"And I'll have you burning in—"

"Raye!" Sailor Moon said.

Dexter came out.

"Success!" He said. "I have made a machine called the supernova 852000!"

"And what does it do, Brainy?" Johnny Bravo said. "Backfire?"

"Oh, heavens no. I helped him make it!" Mrs. Bravo said.

"That's a pile of horse manure, which stinks like crap, by the way. And a paper clip and a piece of string." Serena said.

"Not to mention that you're touching it. " Artemis said.

"Everyone, meet a new resident. Skye Peterson, AKA Sailor Sky." Secretary Hanna-Barbara said.

Sailor Sky was thrown down the steps, tied and gagged.

Raye untied her while Secretary Hanna-Barbara left. With her newly freed hands, Skye un-gagged herself.

Will another unknown senshi save them all? Will Skye save everyone? Find out in the Escape Part II!

The Escape Part II by Sunlight in the Sky

"What the heck? I thought you were supposed to save us!" Courage the Cowardly Dog said.

"Now, Courage," Muriel said. "Don't be so hard on the poor girl."

"What happened, anyway?" Rini asked.

"You mean who happened. All of them happened. Every last one of them. The cartoon characters, the secretaries, Nickelodeon, for goodness's sake!" Skye said.

Everyone gasped.

"Nickelodeon? The most powerful station in the world?" Raye said.

"And I know just exactly how to get us free." Sailor Sun said.

"How?" Everyone, except Sailor Sun said.

"Well, my boyfriend is Sokka." Sailor Sun said.

"That's it! We'll just tell him to use his waterbending to get us free!" Courage said.

Meanwhile…

"I hope my girlfriend is all right in that basement…it IS pretty dark… I don't know how—" Sokka started.

"Sokka. Chill. Really. You're getting paid for this remember?" Katara said.

"Is pay more important than love?" Relaya said.

"Waiiiiiiiiit a minute… Who's Relaya?"

"I'm your conscience, Sokka." Relaya said. "And I say that you should go get your girlfriend and her friends out of that darned black basement! Who's with me?"

"I'm with you!" Sokka said.

"That's right, little Sokka." Relaya said.

"Little? Why I oughta…" Sokka said.

"SHUSH!" Relaya said.

Again, back to the basement…

Serena picked up the phone.

"Hello? Yes, this is Laya." Serena lied. "Yes, I would like to speak to Sokka. Sokka on avatar. Sokka on Avatar the Last Airbender. He wants to talk to his girlfriend? His girlfriend is right here. Yes. Her name's Hikari. Ok."

"He wants to talk to you." Serena whispered.

"Hello? Sokka? Hi." Hikari said.

"Oh, I'm so glad you're okay! I missed you ever since you went to save your friends." Sokka said.

"Could you do us one little favor?" Hikari said.

"Save you and all your friends?" Sokka said.

"Ya up for the challenge?" Hikari said.

"Only if you'll help." Sokka said.

"Of course. Come when the secretaries are asleep. Or you'll be here too." Hikari said. "I've gotta go. They're coming."

"Bye." Sokka said.

"Bye." Hikari said.

Hikari and Sokka hung up.

A secretary opened up the basement door.

"And as for you, Scooby-Doo, we like to say bye!" Secretary Hanna-Barbara said.

Hanna-Barbara threw Scooby down the stairs, then Velma, then Daphne, then Fred, and then Shaggy.

"R-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Scooby said.

Fred suddenly had hearts in his eyes.

"Sorry, boy, but Mars and I don't play that." Sailor Sun said. "Besides, I've already got a boyfriend."

"Leave me outta this." Serena said.

"Uh…my calculations from the dead rumba tree say that I can't, won't and never will be with you, Fredrick." Amy said.

"No way." Lita said. "You can't even kiss me if I was dead."

All the senshi screamed no at the top of their lungs.

Fred AKA Fredrick cried.

"Lita?" Skye said.

"What?" Lita said.

"Water conducts electricity." Skye said.

"Oh… Jupiter...Thunderclap...Zap!" Lita said. (A/N: I couldn't remember the original attack to save my life!)

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Fred screamed.

"Hey! Why'd you do that to Fred? He's my boyfriend, you know!" Daphne said.

Everyone gasped.

"Then why'd he try to cheat on you right before your eyes?" Sailor Sun said.

"Uh…" Daphne said.

"My point exactly." Sailor Sun said.

The basement door opened.

"Heero! You're not gonna be their hero!" Secretary Hanna-Barbara said as they threw Heero down the stairs.

"They've done something wrong with the Gundams! Something totally wrong! They were meant to fight evil not to race!" Heero said. "They're in IGPX! No!"

"IGPX. What a load of crap." Muriel said.

"My point exactly." Heero said.

Later that night…

Sokka used waterbending to break in.

He tiptoed down the hall.

Every person was up. Not one eye slept.

"Sokka's com—" Courage said.

"Courage, hush!" Muriel said.

He broke open the door with waterbending. Everyone tiptoed out of the basement.

Sokka opened up the back door when—

"FREEZE!" Freezan said, a cold look in his eyes.

"Sun Beautiful Crossbow!" Sailor Sun cried.

Freezan melted.

Sailor Sun opened up the back door and grabbed Chibi-Usa's hand and darted out in the middle of the road. The only two that sensed a youma, they used their SunMoon attack.

"SunMoon FireIce Arrow of SilverGold!" (A/N: I was in fourth grade when I made this attack up! So when I was in sixth grade, I used it! Heh, I have a LOT of notebooks...)

An arrow of fire and Ice, made of gold and silver, ice and silver from the moon and fire and gold from the sun, flew out at the youma and it was destroyed.

Everyone else followed, except Mrs. Bravo, who was captured by a secretary.

Sailor Moon leaped over the fence, along with the others, and they all ran for it.

"SOKKA! You little…………" The secretary said, as she chased.

They all ran into a forest, took a whole bunch of turns, and there, Johnny Bravo lost his sunglasses and ran to get them, but never seen again.

They made it to the other side of the forest, and Sailor Moon had to carry Mini Moon because she fainted from using her most powerful attack.

There, finally, was the Nickelodeon studio, where everyone resided in the end.

Epilogue!

Katara and Angelina have grown to compete for Sokka…

"Mine!" Angelina yelled, pulling Sokka by the arms.

"Mine!" Katara yelled, pulling Sokka by the legs.

Sokka has gone through his growing pains…

"Ow! Ow! OW! You two are gonna pull me apart!" Sokka cried.

The two girls dropped Sokka.

"Sorry!" They said.

Sokka fell on the ground, stretched out.

Sailors Mars and Venus have learned Airbending…

"Whee! I'm flying! Yay!" Minako said.

"Minako, watch—"

Minako hit a tree.

"Out." Rei said.

Sailors Jupiter and Mercury have learned to avoid Katara as much as possible…

"There she is!" Makoto whispered loudly. "Katara at 1:00, Katara at 1—"

"It's 12:00, you twit!" Ami whispered.

Katara walked down the hallway.

"RUN!" Makoto yelled.

Ami and Makoto ran away as fast as they possibly could.

Usagi and Chibi-Usa have finally signed a treaty to never argue ever, ever, EVER again…

"Let's make a treaty to never argue ever, ever, EVER again." Chibi-Usa said.

"Let's make the treaty now!" Usagi said.

While Chibi-Usa and Usagi were making the 100,000,000,000th page of the treaty, Sailor Sky finally grabbed the scriptwriter, and she wrote faster, until it was finally done, and the end of a symphony played.

The Epilogue of the Epilogue!

Everyone went back to Japan except for Sailor Sun, who stayed in America to star in Avatar: The Last Airbender, as a runaway Firebender girl who is seeking peace. In fact, America is where she belonged; there she fought evil denizens of Cartoon and Anime-Land.

Sailor Sun and Katara have FINALLY gotten along!

Everybody else got their Japanese names back.

And everyone was happy!

The end.