Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or any of its characters. I don't own that tree or that little acorn over there.
Sammy was feeling mischievous one morning while his sister was sleeping. Serena had put him through Tease City and now it was payback for her. Sammy tiptoed to Serena's room. Serena was snoring and screaming, "Oh, Darien!" in her sleep as usual.
Luna had jumped out the window and you could see kitty splat for miles. Sammy pulled her off the bed and into town. When they got near a sewer, Sammy threw her in and she floated away. When she woke up, the other Sailor Moon characters were in the sewer.
"What happened, guys?" Serena asked.
"Fans." Mina said.
"Fans." Raye said.
"Fans." Lita said.
"Fans." Amy said.
"Fans." The outer Senshi said in unison.
"Fangirls!" Darien said. Serena threw him down the poop slide.
"Hey, I thought you were my girl!" Darien said.
"Not when you smell. Go die." Serena said.
Darien got out of the sewer and jumped off the nearest cliff.
"He was stupid." Michuru said.
"You were right." Haruka said.
"She was right, Michuru." Serena agreed.
They all agreed Darien was a stupid mental retard. Because he was.
They gossiped and gossiped until Serena's mom finally took them out.
The End!!!!!!!!!!