How Sailor Moon Came To Guilderland
By Sunlight in the Sky/Firefly Majika/Firefly of the Northern Wind ( Me no own Sailor Moon, Zatch Bell, Celebrity Death Match, Pokemon, Inuyasha, Saint Tail, Cartoon network, the Anime Network, Macy's, Newspapers, Tokyo Mew Mew and that song that they sang on Hey Arnold! The opera episode. There. I said it.
Author's Note: This is a Mary-Sue. I warned you. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this when I THOUGHT I would have a new account on here (Firefly Majika) but I couldn't post any stories on it...(cries) So this is written under the narration of...Firefly Majika and it's not even finished yet! AND it's a new record! 16 Pages! (does the New Record dance) Oh, yeah, I wrote this story with my friend, who wanted to be named Olivia, but as soon as I post it on I be Gina?" So if you see anywhere where it says 'Olivia said' or anything, please tell me! Thank you!
"Hikari, go get the mail."
"Do I have to...?"
"In this story you do..."
"Oh, yeah, that's right..."
So, I went to go to get the mail.
You wouldn't believe what I found! Of course there's always the come to Macy's blah, blah, blah, buy a newspaper blah, blah, blah, but today...
I got a letter from Crystal Tokyo!
And Demando. Shoot.
I carried the mail inside, and put down the buy a newspaper/come to Macy's stuff to read the letters...
From Crystal Tokyo. "Dear Lady Firefly Majika, Small Lady and I are coming to Guilderland to meet you. Please keep in mind that I will have to be Usagi (to go back to present-day times) and we all know how we get about Mamoru/Endeimon (inner Firefly Majika: MY PRINCE! Hugs Endeimon plushie Endy plushie: Firefly Majika. You are. Choking me. Inner Firefly Majika: Oh! (lets go of Endy Plushie) I'm sorry.) Don't let Setsuna lock him in a closet...
Your friend, Serenity. PS: Demando's coming too. I guess you've gotten a letter in the mail by now. " It read.
"Not Demand! He tried to hypnotize me into loving him! And he kept calling me Dark Princess Selenity!" But I began to open the letter. "I better be warned of what's gonna happen..."
"Dear My Princess Selenity, (inner Firefly Majika: WILL YOU QUIT CALLING ME THAT? That ISN'T MY NAME!) I am coming to Guilderland with the Sailor Senshi. Your prince, (inner Firefly Majika: OH SO HENTAI!) Demando." The letter read.
"WHY? I don't wanna be Selenity again! I wanna be married to Sesshomaru and living in Feudal Japan if I must! As long as I'm not with that BOY, Inuyasha!" I cried out to basically no one.
Ding Dong...
I crossed my fingers as I walked to the door. "Don'tbedemandopleasedontbedemandopleasedon'tbedemandopleaseohpleaseohplease..." I opened the door.
It was...Demando.
"My dear Princess! How long has it been?" Demando smiled.
"2 long months. 2 long, satisfactory, great, smiling, happy months."
"I sent you a lot of postcards, from Nemesis, but you didn't reply!" Demando turned away, "How could you not reply!"
My mind turned to the burnt stacks of postcards. "Um...in this world, we don't reply to Postcards?" I hoped he believed me...
"That's probably it. There's no way that you wouldn't reply to your one and only love, Demando." (Inner Firefly majika: AAAAAAAA! I DO NOT LOVE YOU! I WANNA SHOOT YOU!)
"Um, yeah, no way...that's right..."
Ding-dong...
"Oh, thank goodness..." I said under my breath.
I opened the door.
"HEY! It's me, Rini! Remember--"
I slammed the door.
DingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongDINGDONG!
I opened the door.
"You forgot me?"
"No." I said smiling, "I did not forget you..."
I looked down at Chibi-Usa, "So...where's the rest?"
"Um...well..." Chibi Usa smiled, "They're trying to find Luna."
"Oh. I see. Well, come in." I opened the screen. Chibiness filled the room.
(inner firefly majika: NO! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOO!)
Demand sat down to watch TV, and he picked up the remote. "Let's go to Channel 32! Maybe we can see Sailor Moon!"
"Um...that's a negative..." I said. "Sailor moon was canceled in 2002. It came back in 2003, but they took it off again."
"What's so wrong with Sailor Moon?" Chibi-Usa asked, "Momma told me I was special!"
"And that you are, sweetie." I tried to calm down Chibi-Usa. (Inner firefly majika: Before she gets TEAR STAINS all over my couch!) "But the dub wasn't..."
"THAT version was on in America?" Demand questioned. "That version stinks!"
"Earth to Demand: We know that!'' Chibi Usa threw a pillow at him.
Ding Dong...
"CHIBI!"
I opened the door. "Chibi Chibi!" Chibi Chibi the cute little 2-year-old smiled cutely.
"Oh it's you!" I picked up Chibi-Chibi and hugged her. "Our favorite Sailor Senshi!"
"Chibi!" Chibi-Chibi smiled. I put her down, and walked her over to the couch, to sit her down.
Ding Dong...
"Why can't all these people come at once?"
I opened the door.
"It's me! Setsuna!"
"PUU!" Chibi-Usa came running for Setsuna. She knocked all three of us down with a forceful tackling-hug.
"Move it!" Chibi Usa pushed me aside, hugging Setsuna. "Puu, I love you!"
And 20 seconds after that, the screen door hit Chibi-Usa in the butt.
"Chibi-Chibi!" Chibi-Chibi jumped up and down happily. "Chibi!" Chibi-Chibi did it. And she was happy. Can't blame her.
"Chibi-Chibi!" I winked, "Bad! No," Wink wink, "dessert for a week!"
"Chibi!" Chibi Chibi fake-cried.
Really, what I just said was Double dessert all week.
Chibi-Usa got up and ran inside to cry on Demando. "Daddy! She hurt me!"
"Wha--Daddy?''
"Adopted." Demando explained.
"Oh."
Setsuna got up and dusted off her jeans. "Haruka isn't coming. We're scared that if Hotaru doesn't like this world, she'll destroy it. Michuru is online-dating...a violin." She explained.
"But Hotaru's one of my favorites!"
"Yeah, I know...but I am too right?"
"Yeah, sure." I saw Setsuna's 2 giant suitcases. "How long are you planning to stay?"
"Oh, just 2 days."
"You need all THAT for 2 days?"
"Well of course! One is my non-insanity pills," Setsuna pointed to the blue one, "and one is my clothes, cell phones, pagers, radios, and stuff." Setsuna pointed to the black one.
"That's sad."
"What?''
"Oh, um...just sit down and watch TV."
Setsuna skipped over to the TV and grabbed the remote from Demando. "MINE!" She cried, and started changing the channels to Anime Network, where they were showing Sailor Moon.
"SAILOR MOON!" Everyone yelled. "YAY!" Of course, Chibi-Chibi said,
"SAILOR CHIBICHIBI MOON! CHIBI!"
The theme song: Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight...
"What happened to "Gomen ne sunato ja nakute, la la la naka nara ieru?"
"It's the dub..."
Everyone did the anime fall. "Click it.'' Demando said to Setsuna.
"With pleasure."
Ding Dong...
I opened the door and it was...
"Mamoru!" I hugged Mamoru. "It's really you!"
"Lady Firefly Majika..." Mamo sighed. "Now I've got four people chasing me..."
Setsuna, Usagi and Chibi-Usa came running towards (inner Firefly Majika: MY) Mamo.
"Hey, he's mine!" Setsuna grabbed a crowbar and yanked me off (Inner Firefly Majika: MY) Mamo.
Usagi pulled him away from Setsuna. "MINE!"
Chibi-Usa grabbed Setsuna's crowbar and pulled Usagi off him, "The only way to settle this is to sing! A musical showdown! To that song on Romeo and Juliet, I believe! From Hey Arnold, y-know!"
"OK! Let's do it! After all, singing is my forte!" I smiled. "And Mamo-chan will be mine!"
Mamoru did that face he did in Sailor Moon SuperS (with the which one do you like more comment the 1st time...)
"Mamoru-chan, just take my hand and you will see what you've been missing!" I sang.
"All she wants you for, is money yo, I'm pink haired, you will see!" Chibi-Usa sang.
"I am the one, you really want, because I am Serenity! And you're all just posers looking for my Mamo well you can't have all you see!"
"We are the ones, who do want you, now all you have to do is pick and choose!"
"I am the tannest, I'm cockroach hating I am the best you have ever seen," Setsuna sang.
"I'm from the real world and I'm a fangirl but not like the ones you've seen!" I sang.
"I am Usagi, I'm really ladee, I am so crazy for you Mamo!"
"I am Chibi-Usa, I am a brat and I can change age just for you."
"And now you see--"
"STOP ARGUING OVER ME THROUGH SONG!" Mamoru yelled, "I don't like you," He pointed to me. Setsuna laughed. "And I don't like YOU either!" He pointed to Setsuna. "And you're 9!" He pointed to Chibi-Usa.
"Yeah, but in the manga I get to be 20!" Chibi-Usa looked lovingly at Mamoru.
"I don't love ANY of you!"
Usagi held back tears. "You--you don't love me?" Usagi wailed. "YOU Don't LOVE ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I eliminated Mamoru.
(Inner Firefly Majika: (uses scissors to chop off head of Endy plushie) That's it. (flings backpack over arm) To Feudal Japan I go, to Get Sesshomaru! Hi ho the merryo to Feudal Japan I go! (puts To feudal Japan or bust sticker on backpack))
Demando smiled.
"To Feudal Japan." I said.
Demando sweatdropped and turned back to the TV.
5 Minutes Later
Ding Dong.
"I'll get it." I opened up the door and it was...
Sesshomaru!
"SESSHY!" I hugged Sesshomaru. "But this isn't the right story, my love."
"Why can't she be like that with ME?" Demando complained.
"Because you're a lying, cheating, evil, person-that-will-kill-person's-friends-to-obtain-their-love-like-you-did-in-Sharon's-manga!" I replied.
"Then why am I here?" Questioned Demando.
"Because even though you may be all that you're still kinda cute." Demand gave a hopeful smile. "But Sesshomaru's even cuter!" I smiled at Sesshy.
Demando sweatdropped and turned back to the TV.
"This isn't the right story?"
"No. You're supposed to be in something else I wrote."
"Oh. Yeah. I knew that."
"Bye, Sesshomaru."
"Bye, Lady Firefly Majika!"
I shut the door.
Another 5 Minutes Later
"Mine!" Chibi-Chibi grabbed the remote from Demando.
"Mine!" Chibi-Usa grabbed the remote from Chibichibi.
"Mine!" Setsuna grabbed the remote from Chibi-Usa.
"What losers..." I remarked as I looked at them argue.
"Setsuna, I don't want to see Celebrity Death Match!" Demando grabbed the remote from Setsuna.
"I don't want to see Dubbed Sailormoon R!" Setsuna grabbed the remote from Demando.
"Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi!" Chibi-Chibi grabbed the remote from Setsuna.
"I don't want to see Zatch Bell!" Chibi-Usa grabbed the remote from Chibi-Chibi.
Chibi-Chibi started doing the fountain tears thing.
I grabbed a fan from out of nowhere and hit Chibi-Usa with it. "You're gonna make her get tear stains all over the furniture!" I held up the fan threateningly. "Give the girl the remote before we're all underwater!"
"Ok, here." Chibi-Usa gave her the remote.
"There's just 7 more guests..."
Ding Dong...
I opened up the door and it was... Human Luna and Artemis! (to emphasize that. HUMAN! HUMAN! HUMAN! I think human Arty is cutie!)
"Hello Luna! What's up Artemis?" I looked at their clothes. "And why are you dressed up like Mew Pudding?"
Artemis sweatdropped. "...Ask Luna..."
"Luna?"
"Me and Artemis are dressed as Mew Pudding because it's TokyoAnimeWeekend 2006 from where we come from!" Luna smiled.
"I hate this costume..."
Luna and Artemis walked to sit down.
I closed the door.
Chibi-Usa was dancing around. "DANCING IS FUN!"
"Chibi! Chibi! Fun!" Chibi-Chibi waved her hands in the air and smiled. She pointed to Artemis. "Arty look funny."
Artemis turned red. "I told you not to make me wear this stupid costume!"
"At least I look good in it!"
"Chibi-usa look stupid." Chibi-Chibi pointed to Chibi-Usa.
"Just cause I'm dancing, that makes me look stupid!" Chibi-Usa retorted.
Chibi-Chibi nodded.
"I think she's right." Artemis said.
Ding Dong...
The doorbell rang again. I sighed. "This is taking way too long..."
I opened the door.
"To protect the world from devistation!"
"To unite all peoples within--"
"Wrong Story." I slammed the door in Team Rocket's face.
DingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdong!
I reopened the door.
"You didn't give us a chance to finish the speech."
"WOB! Buffet."
I hit Wobbufet in the head with a fan.
"Get OUT!"
"But then Giovanni will get mad!" Meowth said. "All we want is a Pokemon!"
I threw a Furby in his face. "Get OUT!" I slammed the door in their faces. (I don't own Furby)
"Ah, well. To the next house!"
Team Rocket skipped away.
DingDong...
(Inner Firefly Majika: (takes out chainsaw) If that's those Rockets again, they've got another thing coming!)
I opened the door.
It was Rei, Ami, Minako and Makoto!
"You didn't see the Rockets did you?"
"Who?"
A faint cry of "We're blasting off AGAIN!" was heard. Ding!
"Never mind."
Rei, Ami, Minako and Makoto walked inside. I shut the door.
"We've got one more guest." I sat down next to Chibi-Chibi.
"Where's Mamo?" Rei asked.
"Um...uhm...Setsuna, you know where Mamoru is!" I said.
"Usagi, you know where Mamoru is!"
"Chibi-Usa, you know where Mamoru is!"
"Um...uhm...it's her fault!" She pointed to Usagi.
"USAGI-CHAN..."
Mamoru reappeared inside my closet. I held a big sign behind Rei's head, saying Closet.
"Um...uhm...He's in the closet!"
Rei cocked an eyebrow.
"That closet." Chibi-Chibi pointed to the closet.
"Oh." Rei turned to me, "You can re-eliminate him."
I re-eliminated Mamoru. "There. That's a lot better."
"Why'd you eliminate him?"
"We were arguing over him through song, and he told us he didn't love any of us!" (Inner Firefly Majika: SO I ELIMINATED HIM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"And you eliminated him for that?"
"YES!" All of us yelled.
"Don't blame ya." Rei smiled.
Diiiiiing Dooooong...
"Oh, yay, our final guest!" (Inner Firefly Majika: FINALLY!)
I skipped to the door...and it was...Gina! "Hi. I kinda brought Meimi and Asuka JR. Is that ok?"
"They came to your house?"
"Dressed like Mew Pudding."
"Are they still?"
"Still dressed like Mew Pudding."
"TokyoAnimeWeekend?" I asked as I let her in.
"TokyoAnimeWeekend." Gina replied.
"Well, what about us?" Meimi said.
Slam.
"Let them in..."
I let the other Mew Puddings in (Asuka and Meimi).
"I hate Mew Pudding..." Asuka growled.
"I love Tokyo Mew Mew!" Meimi smiled.
Olivia and I rolled our eyes.
"We've gotta check attendance." I told Olivia.
"Way ahead of you." Olivia pulled out a clipboard with everyone's names on it.
"Mamoru?"
"Eliminated." I responded.
"Ohkay..." Olivia made a check. "Mew Luna?"
"Here!" Luna smiled and struck a Mew Pudding pose.
"Stick to your own anime..." Artemis commented.
Olivia made a check. "Mew Artemis?"
"Here." Artemis barely said over a whisper.
Olivia made a check. "Rei?"
"Lyke, totaly here!" Rei smiled, "And my name's, lyke, Aimee, m'kay?"
"Rei-chan?"
"Lyke, my name's lyke, Aimee! I, lyke, told you, lyke three, lyke, times! Cause I'm lyke, a cheerleader! And I'm lyke so pretty and hot!"
"You can't even count!"
"Lyke, yes, I, lyke can! Lyke, 1, 2, 3, 10, 42, 403, Lyke, 23565, 0, 4! Lyke, see, I lyke, counted to, lyke, four!"
All eyes turned to Setsuna.
"Setsuna, what did you do to her?" I asked.
"She took some of my insanity pills! There's nothing I can do!" (inner Firefly Majika: Maybe I shouldnt've even CONSIDERED inviting the outers...)
"She turned into that from taking your insanity pills?"
"Well duh! Those things were prescription by my psychologist!" (inner Firefly Majika: Can we say scary, children?)
Everyone in the room moved away from Setsuna. (A/N: Bad stuff happens to me and Gina's faves...)
"Oh...kay..." Gina made a check. "Setsuna's here. Aimee/Rei's here," Olivia called another name, "Makoto?"
"I'm, lyke, totaly here, too!" Mako smiled, "And my name's lyke, Caitlin, m'kay?"
"Lyke, Caitlin! Lyke, have you, lyke, seen these people? I mean, lyke they're lyke so jelous of us!"
"I lyke know, Aimee! They're lyke, so jelous! But lyke, no one, can lyke be lyke, a lyke, valley girl, without taking, lyke, Setsuna's lyke, pills!"
"I mean, lyke totaly!"
"OK!" I yelled, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE TAKING SETSUNA'S PILLS?"
"Lyke, me!" Usagi raised her hand. "I'm lyke, taking these, lyke pills, lyke, because, I lyke totally lyke to lyke just lyke have fun!" Usagi yelled.
"Not me. I'm not insane." Ami said.
"Lyke you should totaly lyke try these lyke pills!" Usagi smiled. "Lyke totaly!"
"Um...those are prescription. You shouldn't be taking them..."
"They're not taking them! They're stealing them!" Setsuna wailed.
"Earth to Captain Obvious! We KNOW that!" Chibi-Usa commented.
"Usagi's here."
"Lyke, my name's not lyke, Usagi! My name's lyke, Lana!" Usagi said. "And I'm lyke, ready to lyke party! Lyke TOTALY!"
"Um...yeah..."
"Demando?" Olivia called.
"I'm HERE!" Demando winked at me, "And only for you baby."
SMACK! (Inner Firefly Majika: HENTAI! HENTAIHENTAIHENTAI HENTAI!)
"Da-da, i want din-din..." Demando fainted.
"And now, Chibi--"
I grabbed the clipboard from Olivia and threw it at the wall. "Done."
"But--"
"I don't want to hear about Lana, Caitlin or Aimee. 'Lyke' ever again."
"Let's lyke, go to the mall---"
"Aimee, Caitlin and Lana?"
"Lyke, yeah?" All three answered.
"Get out of my house."
"Lyke, who's gonna make us?" Aimee said.
I withdrew a fan. "I will."
"Meep." Aimee/Rei, Caitlin/Mako and Lana/Usagi ran out of the door.
"Ok...so now, Olivia, what do you want to do?" Gina opened her mouth. "Don't say TV."
"Yeah, fine...you want to go to the mall?"
"And have these people terrorize the mall?"
"It'll get rid of 'Aimee,' 'Caitlin' and 'Lana.'"
And as soon as you could say 'Lyke' the three continued in the "they're so, lyke, jelous, totaly" conversation. (A/N: I know I'm spelling jealous, like and totally wrong! It's how they talk!)
"They are lyke, so, lyke, jelous of us!" Caitlin started the conversation.
"I mean, yeah they're lyke jelous!" Aimee agreed.
"But lyke, you can lyke, get, lyke this way if you lyke, try Setsuna's lyke pills!" Lana changed the subject.
"At least I'm not like that..." Minako said.
"You lyke, totaly should be!" Lana/Usagi put some pills down Minako's throat.
"...NOOO----Lyke, my name's lyke Mindy! And I'm lyke a CHEERLEADER! WOOO!" Minako/Mindy screamed. "Aimee, Caitlin let's lyke go to the Mall!"
"Lyke, what about me?" Lana said, "Lyke I have lyke 1,000,000 dollars to lyke spend!"
"Lyke, let's lyke, go!" Caitlin, Aimee, Lana and Mindy ran to the door.
"Hold on just one minute, pill-eaters." I blocked them from leaving. "When we go to the mall, we ALL go to the mall."
"But, lyke we lyke want to lyke go now!" Caitlin whined.
"It's either you sit down and WAIT or we don't go to the mall at all."
Caitlin, Aimee, Lana and Mindy sat down dejectedly...
"Ok. There's a lot of people here...some are going to have to sit on the top of the car."
"Not me, right?" Demando asked.
"Yeah...not you..." I said, sarcastically.
"Setsuna's going to drive."
"WHAT?" Setsuna stood up, "Why should I have to drive?"
"Because you're the only person with a license, and over 18." I explained.
"Hey! I'm 18! Doesn't that count for anything?" Demando asked.
"No." I replied.
"Why?"
"Think..."
Fabulous memories of Demando getting slapped by me replayed in his mind.
"Oh." Demando sweatdropped.
"Ok now, everyone, get your money. We're going to use Gina's clipboard to do the seating chart."
Everyone...even the senseless, insane, Aimee/Rei, Mindy/Minako, Caitlin/Mako and Lana/Usagi ran to get their purses.
Olivia and I whipped out purses from out of nowhere. (Inner Firefly Majika: Thank you, Nowhere! Nowhere: Any time. I need to get this stuff out of me anyway...) "Let's go."
5 Minutes Later
"Demando, you're on the top of the car, with Chibi-Usa and Artemis."
"What? The top of the car? But that's illegal!" Demando said.
"And it's illegal to smash people against a car window, too."
"But--"
"AND it's illegal to hypnotize people."
"But--"
"And it's illegal to be so hentai!"
Demando got on the top of the car, with no complaint. Although he was muttering something about weak onnas. (that earned him a hit in the face with a boot from Gina and I)
"And Luna, Chibi-Chibi, Meimi and Asuka are going to try to find a way to fit in the back seat. Luna, you're going to have to hold Chibi-Chibi."
"Ok! Mew Luna AWAYY!"
"Luna...don't do that..." Artemis said, from the top of the car.
"Gina, me, "Aimee, Mindy, Caitlin and Lana" will use Sailor Teleport, and...Setsuna's driving."
"But there's one spot open!" Demando whined, "Can I please, please, please, please sit there?"
"Artemis can sit there."
"YES!"
Artemis leaped off the top of the car and jumped into the passenger seat.
"DRIVE, BABY, DRIVE!"
WHACK!
"Don't call me baby..." Setsuna had hit him with a fan.
As soon as they drove off, Liv, me and the Sailor Senshi joined hands.
"Sailor Teleport!"
At The Mall
"Wow...this place is lyke HUGE!" Caitlin ran into the building.
Twenty seconds later she was dragged out.
"You're only 14. No one under 18 in the mall."
"Lyke, but--"
"Shut up."
The really angered security dude threw Caitlin onto the sidewalk and walked away, grumbling something about insane pill-eaters. (inner Firefly Majika: When will the pill-eaters learn? KEEP YOUR SANITY!)
"It's lyke big in lyke there. I mean lyke totaly!" Caitlin said to Aimee.
"I lyke wish that we could lyke go in there." Aimee wished.
"Lyke totaly!" Mindy and Lana screamed simultaneously.
"We await Setsuna."
Meanwhile
"I know where the mall is! It's right there!"
Setsuna drove around the sign.
"LET'S GO!"
Setsuna was driving 60 mph.
"AAAHHH!" Chibi-Usa grabbed onto the railing of the bridge. The car drove away. "WAIT! SETSUNA! SETSUNA! SETSUNA!"
34,000 cars zoomed through there. "Well here goes nothing. Bye life."
Chibi-Usa let go and landed on top of a car.
"WOOHOO! Free ride!"
Setsuna's car pulled up to where Olivia, Lana/Usagi, Raye/Aimee, Caitlin/Makoto, Mindy/Minako and I stood outside the mall.
"Well, we're here."
Demando looked frightened. "So...much...wind...scary...scary..." Demando repeated the words millions of times over in fetal position. (Inner Firefly Majika: Eew...Fetal Position Demando...Fetal Position Mamo was much better...)
"Can we just go in now!" Setsuna said.
"WAIT! WAIT!"
A pink-haired thing was riding on the top of someone's car.
"Here I come!" The pink thing jumped off and started running like crazy to get to everyone.
"Finally." I sighed. "Come on, Demand, let's go in...since you're the only bishonen around here..."
"I'm here!" Artemis ran up to me. "Me, pick me!"
Demand was in fetal position. "So...much...wind...scary...scary..."
"Heh. 2 bishonen. My day just keeps getting better and better!"
"So...much...wind...scary...scary..." Demando repeated. Again.
"Wait, what about me?" Asuka Jr. came up to me. "Aren't I a bishonen?"
"3 Bishonens! I love today!" I smiled.
"(snif snif) He was mine..." Gina cried.
"Actually, Inuyasha's yours."
"CAN WE JUST GO IN ALREADY!" Setsuna yelled.
"Did you forget to take your insanity pills, Setsie?"
"Shutup! Now let's go!"
Fast Forward To After The Mall
"I can't believe that one person can destroy a mall that quickly."
"And it's all Gina's fault for suggesting this!"
"Except my trip to the movies!" I smiled. (Inner Firefly: Artemis is SUCH a good kisser! (squeal))
"You took my Asuka…"
"Ah, shaddup."
"ASUKA!" Olivia ran into the arms of the green-haired bishonen. "What did she do to you?"
"Nothing. She spent the whole movie kissing Artemis. Even in the part where someone got kill—"
"I'm gonna freaking kill you if you don't shut up!" I hit him over the head with a violin.
"Oh, my love!" Artemis held me.
"Oh, my prince!" I responded.
"Why does this keep happening to me!" Demando yelled to no one.
"Do I have to say it again?"
"No, what you said on page 5 was self-explanatory."
"Thank you." I turned back to Artemis, when suddenly…
"AAAGH! I can't take it anymore!" A crazed Sesshoumaru kicked open my metal door. I facefaulted.
"You—you—you bishonen-dating, lying, stealing traitor! How could you?"
"How—how—how do you know?"
"I saw you," Sesshy sniffled, "In the movie theater kissing that…that…that…bad man! Firefly, don't marry that bad man!" Sesshy started to cry.
"Sesshoumaru, don't cry…"
"I thought we had something special!" Sesshoumaru ran out of the door, sobbing.
"Darn. Another bishie lost to car insurance…Geico is a traitor…(no offense to Geico…and I don't own them...)" I muttered.
"What was that, my dear?" Artemis asked.
"Oh, nothing, nothing…" I turned to Demando. "Demando, dear, would you please go fetch Sesshoumaru, please?"
He was out of the fetal position. Thank goodness. "Yes, my love, anything for you…" He ran out of my broken-down door.
"Wait. You have two boyfriends?" Artemis looked into my eyes. "Two animated boyfriends? Three if you count that hentai Demando?"
"No, Artemis, don't take it like that…"
"I can't help but say that…How do you do that?"
This would be a giant sweatdrop moment in time. Please pause to watch my sweatdrop grow.
"I mean the two-boyfriend bishonen thing! You've SO gotta tell me! Maybe I can ace Wicked Lady and maybe even Kagome!"
This is another sweatdrop moment in history. C'mon, write it in your history books!
"Well, ya see, first I flirt with two anime characters. Then I keep them away from each other. Hee, hee, ain't I a skank-er…" I said, quoting Bugs Bunny.
"Wow. Now I can be a male skank! Go me!" Artemis did the go-me dance.
This is yet another giant sweatdrop moment in history. Go on, hitting for Guinness, baby!
Demando came back, dragging a crying Sesshoumaru. "How could you? You…you….you…"
I silenced him with a kiss.
"You wonderful creation!" Sesshoumaru smiled.
All the senshi, and Gina sweatdropped.
"Ohkay…" Gina sat down and turned on the TV, "I've had enough of her making out with anime characters."
"I heard that." Mew Pudding Luna sat down, watching TV.
Sesshoumaru and I broke away.
"My dear princess…I'm sorry I ever called you any of those names, they're not you. You are the most wonderful thing that's ever happened to me. And for that…" He kneeled, "Will you marry me?"
"As much as I'd like to, I couldn't, my precious." I replied, "I'm like a free spirit. I go wherever fate leads me. I'm not ready for this kind of commitment."
"I understand, my lady. For now (that you say it,) I am a free spirit, too, trying to get my brother's sword."
"Don't you get killed out there, my prince."
"I'll be sure not to, my love."
"Oh, Sesshy!"
"Oh, Firefly!"
We hugged, in a way so romantic, everyone said "Aww…"
"Forget me not, my prince!"
"Never shall I forget you, my princess!" He replied.
"Oh, yeah, and one more thing."
"Yes, my love?"
"Could you fix my door?"
"With pleasure."
"Seriously!" Artemis yelled, "How does she DO that!"
"Arty. Chill."
"It's the gift of hypnotism." Demando replied.
"The what?" Artemis asked confusedly.
"The gift of hypnotism." Demando repeated. "It's a special power that only I and Firefly Majika have." Demand explained. "Like the 'oh, my princess!' stuff."
"Oh, that?" Artemis asked, "We do that just to please her."
"YOU WHAT?" I yelled.
"Uh…ermm…nothing, my sweet love. N-nothing."
"Are you sure…?" I narrowed my eyes.
"Um…yes, my sweet Firefly." Artemis smiled fake-ly.
"Good. That's what I wanted to hear." I said.
"OK. Now let's skip about…4 hours ahead." Gina said. "Where I get my Asuka back!"
"I'm the writer of this story, not you. And I never even touched Daiki!" I typed something quickly and poof! We were four hours ahead!
"WAIT! How are we four hours ahead? We should go back to the part that
I was kissing Firefly!" Arty whined.
"We could go to the movies," suggested I with a wink.
"We don't need no movie!" Artemis jumped up and started to kiss me. (Inner Firefly: Who knew cats could be so good kissers? Especially as humans!)
Gina grabbed Daiki. "What the heck?" Daiki got kissed.
Artemis and I broke away. "I feel that Sesshoumaru's coming back. Artemis, you get the duct tape. Demando, you get the chair."
And as soon as I said it, they were gone.
Gina and Daiki broke away.
"Daiki, you go help Demando and Artemis, m'kay?" Gina asked.
Daiki was gone.
"Wow. That was easy."
Gina held a big red Easy Button. (A/N: Staples? Me own them? HA!)
"You pressed it to get Daiki back, didn't you?"
"Hey, Daiki's mine!" Meimi finally realized.
"Shaddup, Meimi." And then I pressed the Easy Button. POOF!
Meimi was hanging by her hair above some alligators.
"YAY!" Gina and I chorused.
"You need to—"
I stopped the story.
"Censorship Man, now's your chance!"
A guy in a suit and orange tights ran into the scene, and censored out—Meimi!
"Thank you!"
"No Problem." Censorship Man flew away. I restarted the story.
Gina blinked in surprise. "Hey, why is Meimi gone?"
Three random people, all looking like they were from that American attempt at anime ('realistic') opened up my door.
"It's a bird!" Random Guy #1 said.
"It's a fat Tyrannosaurus Rex!" Random Guy #2 said.
"No, it's CENSORSHIP MAN!" Random Guy #3 said. (Dun own Superman...)
They closed my door and suddenly POOF! They were gone!
"…Censorship Man? What the heck is a censorship man?" Luna asked.
"It's a guy that censors random CRAP. I'm kinda glad they censored Meimi. Darn red hair was starting to bother me." Setsuna said.
Demando, Artemis and Daiki Asuka came back.
"We have it! Your duct tape!" Artemis put the duct tape down.
"Your chair." Demando put the chair down.
"And your assistance!" Daiki smiled.
"It took you that long to help them?" Gina yelled at Daiki. "You are on punishment! Now go stand in that corner."
"That's no way to treat a bishonen!" I defended Daiki. "You have to treat them with tender, loving care."
"You say that because you have 3 Anime boyfriends."
"I admitted it, I'm a skank!"
"And a cheater."
"And a cheater…" (Inner Firefly Majika: I FEEL LIKE A BAKA! With baka ideas! AND EVERYTIME I TRY TO PICK UP SAILORS 06, I GET WRITERS BLOCK, MAKING EVERYTHING I WRITE SOUND LIKE CRAP! AAGH!)
"And a—"
"Ok, ok that's enough. We don't need to cuss."
"Yeah, fine…" Gina admitted it. "But I want another anime boyfriend."
"Take Demando, then we'll be even."
"Which one is the best kisser?" Gina asked quizzically.
"Artemis, definitely." Luna said.
"But Arty is mine!"
"What about Demando?" Luna asked.
"Oh, he's a great kisser!" Chibi-Usa replied.
"Wait—he's your adopted father, how do you kno—oh, the manga…flirting with your father-figure." Luna said, then muttered, "Chibi-Usa no baka desu."
"WHAT'D YOU SAY!"
"Um…Chibi-Usa is very intelligent, and she's my favorite?"
"That's a lot better."
"What happened to the rest of us? You didn't forget us with bishonen kissing, did you?" Setsuna instantly transformed and held up the Time Staff, glowing a bright green color. "I don't like it when you forget us with bishonen kissing…"
"OHMYGOSH! MAJIKA, CHANGE THE TIME FRAME!" Olivia screamed.
"I have a better plan! Oh, Censorship Man!"
A guy in a suit and orange tights ran into the scene, and censored out—Setsuna's Time Staff!
"Thank you, Censorship Man!"
"No problem!" Censorship Man flew away.
"WHAT! NO!" A purple aura burned around Setsuna. "For that, you will pay, authoress or not…"
"Heh…heh…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I ran from Setsuna at light speed.
"Get back here…!"
"HELP ME ARTY! AND DEMANDO! AND SESSHOUMARU WHO IS RIGHT AT THE FRONT DOOR ABOUT TO KNOCK IT DOWN!"
Sesshy opened the door like a civilized man.
"I'm just gonna watch." Sesshoumaru said, and then sat down on my couch. "Heh. Keep running, Firefly."
"WHAT? I HATE YOU!"
"Don't care."
"GET BACK HERE…!" Setsuna was still chasing me.
"Wow. That's lyke so amazing!" Aimee said, "Y'know, Aimee sounds so…lyke boring. I wanna change my name to lyke, Nikki."
"Lyke, no way!" Mindy said, "I lyke, wanna be, lyke Nikki!"
"Lyke, way no way!" Lana said, "I lyke really, lyke wanna be lyke, Nikki!"
"Lyke, way no way no way!" Caitlin said, "I lyke wanna be, lyke, Nikki!"
"WOULD SOMEONE TRANSFORM AND SAVE ME! LIKE THE FORGOTTEN AMY!"
"You forgot me. Heck no." Ami sat casually.
"CHIBIUSA? PLEASE?"
"You've written and read more than 200,000 fanfics where I get killed! I don't like it when you do that!"
"GINA, I GAVE YOU ASUKA! NOW HELP ME!"
"No."
"WHY?"
"I want Sesshoumaru."
"TAKE HIM! NOW HELP ME!"
"Ok, ok."
And it's still not done!