The Return of Setsuna Neptune! (One Shot)

By Sunlight in the Sky

Disclaimer: Own Sailor Moon? YES! (Lawyers come charging at me with briefcases) NO! NO! NO, I don't! (Lawyers sigh and skip away) (leans into camera) Really, I do! (Lawyers come back) NO! NO! NO! I don't! (Lawyers sigh and run away) Ok, ok, so I don't own Sailormoon!

"YAY!" Setsuna arose from her bed, "It's a new day!"

Setsuna skipped down the hall, to find a note under a transformation pen.

Sailor Neptune's transformation pen.

Setsuna picked it up. "Dear Setsuna," She read, "Hotaru, Haruka and I went out to get breakfast. We'll be back in about a minute. And whatever you do, don't watch the news. Signed, Sailor Venatune.

PS: Setsuna Neptune this is yours now! And whatever you do, DON'T MESS US UP! --Sailor Venatune

PSS: Don't watch the news.

"Hmm...I wonder what's on the news today! But Sailor Venatune said NO. Should I?"

Little demon Setsuna popped up on one of her shoulders. (Like in the cartoons!) "Yes! YES! Turn on the news, BABY!"

"No!" Little angelic Setsuna popped up, "Don't do it!"

"Shut up!" Little demon Setsuna piped up, "It'll be bad..." her tail swung around Setsuna's head seducing-ly. "If you don't, Little Setsie..."

"Oh, stop it." Little angelic Setsuna smiled, "If you do turn on the news, it'll make the whole plot of this story...UM..."

Little angelic/demon Setsuna disappeared.

Setsuna got confused and sat down in front of the blank TV.

At that exact moment, a blimp passed by. Setsuna went to the window to see what it was all about.

The blimp read, in big bolded, italicized, underlined, capital letters: PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET! XENA IS A PLANET! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Setsuna got a little mad. Then when she saw that little ball of stone called "Xena" is a planet, ooh, it was ON.

"IAU…" She growled as she picked up the transformation pen. "Setsuna Neptune Planet Power!"

The tan Sailor Senshi came out wearing Sailor Neptune's fuku.

Then, Hotaru, Michuru, and Haruka came back.

"Setsuna-mama?" Hotaru asked, "Why are you dressed like Sailor Neptune?"

"IAU…" She growled and stormed off.

"Poor IAU." Haruka sat down on the couch; "They're in for it now."

"Aren't we going to go help them?" Asked Hotaru.

"Why should we?" Haruka replied. "Besides, it's her homeworld. It's not like it's Saturn or something."
"That's true." Hotaru said.

Outside the IAU Residence…

Loud cries of 'Dark Dome Close!' and 'Entropy Storm' and all favorite 'Dead Scream' were heard.

And another voice yelled, "I'msorryi'msorryi'msorry! I'llmakePlutoaplanetifyoujustletmeouttahere!"

"Are you sure…?" Replied Setsuna Neptune.

"Xena is not a planet! No, no, no! Pluto…why, it's the best planet, besides Earth!"

"WHAT'D YOU SAY!" Setsuna Neptune raised the Time Staff, glowing a bright green color.

"It's…ah…better than Earth? Yeah, yeah, it's great!"

Tuxedo Mask jumped in the window.

"Tuxedo Mirage Power!"

Tuxedo Mask transformed, and looked at the poor IAU man.

"What'd you say…?"

The end, or is it…?