Flk Team in: Return of Gannondorf Part I:

Gannondorf's Escape

This story starts out at the near end of a mission, on Fortuna. Fox, Link, Kirby, Krystal, Tricky, Hamtaro, and Sonic the Hedgehog have succeeded in their mission to destroy an enemy base. As the base collapsed they were running down the hallway, enemies chasing them. Then, suddenly, a pile of rubble fell on Krystal's leg.

"Fox, help!" said Krystal struggling free.

"Krystal, I'm coming!" said Fox racing towards Krystal.

Fox completely forgot about the enemies behind them. As Fox was trying to free Krystal, the enemies came closer, they got in reaching distance from them, suddenly, Hamtaro and Sonic raced in front of them and fended off the enemies. Link, Kirby, and Tricky aided Fox in helping Krystal.

"Don't worry, guys, we've got your back!" said Sonic.

"Thanks, guys" said Fox.

Then, Kirby sucked up some rocks, loosening them. Then, Fox pulled Krystal out.

"Thanks, Fox" said Krystal

"No problem, Krystal" said Fox

Then, Tricky used his flame command and set the floor in front of him on fire, keeping the enemies from going any farther. Then, at full speed, they all got out of the base safely.

"Aw, yeah!" said Sonic "Another day, another victory. That was too easy!"

"Thanks for your help, guys" Fox said to Hamtaro and Sonic.

"Any time, Fox, any time" said Hamtaro

"We should get home" said Sonic "Later"

Hamtaro and Sonic raced off to the Tornado 2 and headed back to Earth.

"We should be heading home, too, Fox. Star wars comes on in 30 minuets" said Tricky.

"Yeah, let's go home" said Fox.

"Fox" said Krystal.

"Yeah?"

"Thanks for helping me back there. I appreciate it"

"I'm always there for you, Krystal, always"

"Thank you"

"Can we go now, I gotta pee!" said Kirby

"It is too late for me, Kirby" said Link "I have already put myself to shame by wetting the very pants I am now wearing 5 minuets ago"

"Too much information, Link, too much information" said Kirby.

Then, they all headed to their arwings, and went back to the Great Fox.

Little did they know, something else was happening.

In another realm, the sacred relm, was a prison, the sacred prison. There, Gannondorf was held, along with Volvogeta, Morfa, Bongo-Bongo, the witch sisters, and Majora. There they were, sitting at the prison cafeteria, eating dinner.

"So, any plans on bailing out yet?" asked Majora.

"No" said Volvogeta "I dropped the soap in the shower while I was thinking"

"I can't believe we all wound up in the same jail" said Komu

"Shut up, Komu" said Kotake "I am still older than you"

"We're twins you moron" said Komu

"How many times do we have to have this conversation" said Morfa.

"Hello, everyone" said Gannondorf with his tray, sitting down.

"Boss! You're here! Any plans?" asked Bongo-Bongo.

"As a matter of fact, I have" said Gannondorf "Behold, a spoon!"

"Yes! A wonderful idea, we'll dig ourselves out! You're a genius, boss, I'm glad your our leader" said Morfa.

"Hey, Morfa, there's something on your nose" said Gannondorf.

"Were?"

"Right at the tip"

Morfa started rubbing his nose at the tip.

"Morfa, no. He's saying you're a brown-noser" said Bongo-Bongo.

"Oh, you're so smart, Boss" said Morfa.

"On second thought, you have every right to rub your nose" said Bongo-Bongo.

"What is a spoon going to do to help us?" asked Majora.

"Well, I found out that with this spoon, we can make a hole in the realm, leading us to the real world. Once that's done, no one can stop us!" said Gannondorf.

"How do you know this to be true?" asked Komu

"Because, I saw it before. Do you know where Roney went? That is what happened" said Gannondorf

"How come your still here?" asked Kotake.

"Because, I haven't the time" said Gannondorf "Hey, Morfa, you smell bad, did you bother to wash in the shower?"

"No, I was too busy looking for people dropping soap" said Morfa.

"You did that?" asked Volvogeta.

"Uh…yeah" said Morfa.

Volvogeta scooted away from Morfa, he was sitting right next to him, as far as he could.

"So, when can we bust out of here?" asked Vovlogeta getting his mind off of Morfa.

"Tonight, I heard that the guards were having a party" said Gannondorf "But for now, let's not draw attention. Let's eat"

"What's the special for today?" asked Morfa

"Look at your tray, idiot!" said Bongo-bongo.

Morfa looked down and said "Toilet leftovers! Hurray! I… mean, ew"

Morfa started sucking on his food.

Then, the night drew in, everyone met in Gannondorf's cell using a secret passageway they made. Like Gannondorf said, all the guards were partying. Gannondorf had his spoon out.

"This is it. We're busting out" said Majora.

"Stand back" said Gannondorf "Especially you, Morfa"

They all stood back and watched in anticipation. Gannondorf struck the wall with the spoon and ripped it open reveling a portal.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you" said Gannondorf "Only one person can go through. And since there's 7 of us, I bid you adu!"

"Wait, you lied to us! Why can't we come with you?" said Bongo-Bongo angrily.

"I'll come back for you someday!" said Gannondorf

"Okay, happy trails" said Bongo-Bongo.

Gannondorf jumped in and the portal disappeared.

"Look, Kotake, our little boy's growing up" said Komu in tears.

"Indeed he is, Komu" said Kotake in tears, too.

Everyone looked at them.

"I mean, look at him go, Kotake" said Komu.

"Indeed he goes, Komu" said Kotake.

Then, at the temple of time, Gannondorf appeared.

"Yes, I'm free. I am Gannondorf and I have returned!" said Gannondorf.

Then, he looked around, and there was a line of tourists.

"Wow, I was away longer than I thought" said Gannondorf.

"Oh, look people, take your pictures and scream like little girls, because the Gannondorf is here and back from the sacred realm in which he was sealed away for two months" said the tour guide.

The tourists took their pictures, and Gannondorf gave them a smile as they took his picture.

"I'm sorry to cut the anticipation, folks" said Gannondorf "But I have to get my revenge"

Gannondorf walked out of the temple of time. Then, he whistled for his horse, but it never came.

Then, a moblin came out of nowhere and said "Willkommen zurück, Sir"

"Yes, I'm glad to be back" said Gannondorf "Where's my horse?"

"Ihr Pferd wurde durch dieses mechanische Pferd ersetzt, ist hier die Taste, zum es zu benennen"

The moblin handed him a button, Gannondorf pressed it and a mechanical horse came out of nowhere, it was flying and all.

"Very good" said Gannondorf "Where's my castle"

"Wir liefen niedrig auf Schloßwerte, so mußten wir es auf den Smash-Planeten verschieben, Sir"

"Smash planet, you say? Isn't that the place where Fox, Link, and Kirby have their tournaments against other video game characters?"

"Ja, geehrter Herr, dieses Pferd nimmt Sie dort, Sir. Dort warten die anderen moblins"

"So the other moblins are there? Very well, carry on"

Gannondorf turned the horse on and it flew away to Smash Planet. Along the way, he was thinking of plans to get revenge on the Flk team. One of them had his triforce of power, Kirby. He thought also that Zelda still had the triforce of wisdom. So, when he got there, it was a big black Castle, much like his old one, and it had a mailbox. He always wanted a mailbox! And it had a sign that said "This Castle For Rent"

When he got there, he landed in the hanger, got out of his horse, and was greeted by a mob of moblins. Then, he was led to his throne room, where he sat down.

"Interesting, very interesting" said Gannondorf.

"Es ist ein nettes Schloß, Sir. Wir erhielten sogar, daß Briefkasten, den Sie immer wünschten!" said a moblin

"I've noticed that you got me a mailbox. Now we can get fan mail from our adoring fans and blackmail people and laugh in their faces when they get it!" said Gannondorf.

"Was Ihre Aufträge sind, Sir?" asked a moblin

"Ah, yes, the orders" said Gannondorf "Bring me the princess Zelda"

"Wurden Sie mögen uns sie entführen eine andere Weise, Sir?"

"No, just do it the old fashioned way"

"Wie tun wir das?"

"Oh, you know, spray some sleeping gas in her face, the usual"

"Ja, Sir!"

Then, at Hyrule castle, Zelda was in bed, she couldn't sleep. She was on the alert to when Link will come crashing through her window, and attempt to win her heart. And when he does, she throws him out the window. Then, the door creaked open. Zelda got up out of bed with a baseball bat ready to crack open Link's skull.

"Alright, Link" said Zelda "There's no way you're winning my heart. Say good-bye to your head!"

But, then, the door slammed open. It was not Link, it was an army of moblins.

"Sie! Prinzessin! Sie sind unter Anhalten im Namen Gannondorf!" said one of the moblins.

"Gannondorf? Out? Already?" said Zelda in surprise "It just doesn't end, does it? Well, I'm a princess so, take me away, boys"

The moblins grabbed Zelda and took her to Gannondorf's castle. 5 seconds later, Link came crashing through Zelda's window to attempt, once again, to win her heart. But, he noticed that no one was there.

"Zelda? Where are you my love?" asked Link "I have brought you these flowers fresh from the cow manure of Lon Lon Ranch. Zelda? She must be using the bathroom. Maybe I shall try again tomorrow night"

Link flew out the window. Little did he know that the moblins took her to Gannondorf's throne.

"Ah, princess Zelda. Happy to see me" said Gannondorf.

"If these moblins start to speak English, then, maybe we'll see" said Zelda "How did you escape the sacred realm?"

"A spoon can do many things besides pick up your cereal and soup" said Gannondorf "Besides, these moblins speak German, and I can understand German"

"Well, the readers can't"

"Not unless they have, AN ONLINE TRANSLATOR!"

"You know what's going to happen, Link and his friends, Fox and Kirby, will save me, they always do. Besides, you don't have the triforce of power anymore"

"Yes, but I have you, the wielder of the triforce of wisdom"

"Search me for all eternity, you won't find it"

Gannondorf tried to suck up Zelda's triforce to get it, but, nothing came.

"Where is it? Where is the triforce of wisdom?" asked Gannondorf.

"I don't have it anymore, I'm not its wielder" said Zelda.

"Then, who is?"

"I'm not telling you, and you can't make me because your power is no more"

"Only because…I don't have the triforce of power. But, I know who does. Kirby does! Yes, he will tell me everything I need to know"

"You can't capture him. There is no way! He's better than you think"

"We'll see about that. Rufred!"

Then, a moblin came (preferably Rufred) and bowed to Gannondorf waiting for instructions.

"Capture Kirby and bring him to me, ALIVE!" said Gannondorf "make sure you sneak up on him, catch him by surprise. Send an army! But wait until he's alone. He can't handle an army without Fox or Link"

"Ja, geehrter Herr, sofort, Sir. Ich erfasse eine Armee unserer besten Männer. Welches man Kirby ist, übrigens?" asked Rufred.

"He's the small pink ball. Bring him to me!"

"Ja, sir"

Rufred gathered an army of the best moblins and went out to the Smash fields to wait on Kirby.

Meanwhile on the Great Fox:

"Hey, Fox" said Kirby "I'm going to Smash Planet to try out my warp star. It's been getting a little crooked when it flies, lately"

"Sure, just come back when I call you, okay" said Fox

"Alright" said Kirby going to the hanger with his warp star.

Kirby flew out of the Great Fox and went to Smash Planet, in which they happened to be in orbit.

"Quick, Link! While he's gone!" said Fox getting Link.

"Ah, yes, to the grocery store we go. We shall quest to restock on food without Kirby eating it all on the way" said Link.

"Hey, Falco, call us when something comes up" said Fox.

"Alright, I'll tell you when I kick Krystal off the team" said Falco.

"I didn't put you in charge, so you can't kick Krystal off the team"

"Crap of all craps. I can't get that freakin girl out of here"

"You heard him, Falco" said Krystal yelling down the hallway "I'm here to stay"

Fox and Link hopped into the arwing and headed to Corneria to get some groceries.

Meanwhile, in the Smash Fields:

Kirby was flying his warp star, minding his own business.

"Wow, this thing is really crooked, I'm going to have to go to Pop star to get it fixed" said Kirby as the warp star wobbled uncontrollably.

Then, out of nowhere, an army of moblins riding on the backs of giant hawks, came and attacked Kirby. Kirby tried to fight back by sucking some in, but failed at every time because the warp star wouldn't hold steady.

"Stupid warp star. I am definitely getting you fixed after this" said Kirby.

Then, one of the moblins knocked Kirby off the warp star. Kirby fell down, but broke his fall by sucking up air and gently touched the ground. He let go of his breath and was soon, surrounded by an army of moblins.

Kirby knew he didn't stand a chance, so he tried to call Fox, but then a moblin hit Kirby with a club, knocking him out.

"Gut, Männer, lassen Sie uns ihn Gannondorf nehmen" said one of the moblins.

They grabbed Kirby and brought him to Gannondorf's castle.

To be continued…