Return of Gannondorf Part IV

A Classic Start

At Gannondorf's castle, in the throne room, Zelda and Krystal were still chained on both sides of the throne, and Gannondorf was sitting in it.

"Fox, Link, and Kirby are on there way, I know it" said Krystal

"Is that so?" asked Gannondorf.

"Yes, and they will defeat you!"

"I don't think so, my girl" said Gannondorf "I have a trap set up for them. And if they survive the road on the way, they won't survive the trap!"

"Trap?"

Krystal was worried what Gannondorf had in store for Fox, Link, and Kirby. She wanted them to rescue her and Zelda, but at the same time not to come here. She couldn't decide what to hope for. Zelda was wondering what Gannondorf had in store for them on the way.

"Hey, Gannondorf" said Zelda "What makes you think that Fox, Link, and Kirby won't survive your traps that you set up for them?"

"Well, we'll watch and see" said Gannondorf.

Gannondorf looked around saying "Ah, where is it?" looked around his seat. Then, he pulled a remote from under his butt.

He used the remote to turn a watching portal and there they saw Fox, Link, and Kirby on their way to the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Fox" Krystal thought to herself "For my sake and for yours, please be careful. I love you"

Let's get back to our three heroes:

Fox, Link, and Kirby finally made it to Mario's castle, there they met Peach.

"Fox, Link, Kirby, what are you doing here?" she asked

"Hey, Peach, Mario says he loves you" said Fox

"Tell him I love him!" said Peach

"We're not mailmen, okay?" said Fox.

"We are questing to save Smash Planet from Gannondorf" said Link "He left us a note on Mario's posterior saying that in order to find him, we need to find five clues, and the first one is here"

"MAMAMEA!" said Luigi running in with his pants on fire "HELP ME! HELP ME!"

"Luigi, have you been eating beans again?" said Peach.

"No, my princess" said Luigi fanning his behind "It's Bowser! He's loose, again! He said he was looking for the Flk Team and he burned my poor butt!"

"Fox, Link, Kirby" said Peach "Bowser is looking for you, can you go through world 1 to get him?"

"Sure, Peach" said Fox "Where is world 1 by the way?"

"In the back"

"Fox" said Kirby "Gannondorf, the clues, Krystal, Zelda, Gannondorf's castle, the triforce of power, the first clue, Smash Planet, MY MEMORY!"

"I know, I know" said Fox "We'll make this quick"

"I accept your quest, Peach!" said Link

"It's not my quest, Link, it's Bowser's" said Peach.

"Oh, then, Bowser I…"

"Bowser's not here, Link" said Fox.

"Oh, then we should be on our way then" said Link.

"Let's make it quick" said Kirby "I don't even remember the date anymore! What day is it anyway?"

"Never you mind, Kirby" said Link.

Fox, Link, and Kirby walked to the back of the castle to begin world 1. Then, Luigi, whose pants was still on fire, passed gas and incinerated an unfortunate toad who happened to pass by.

World 1-1, men 3:

Fox, Link, and Kirby looked around.

"What is this place?" asked Kirby.

"This is the first level of Super Mario Bros." said Link "The first video game on the TV"

"Oh, and what's that?" asked Kirby pointing to something.

"That would be a goomba" said Fox.

"Cool, I'll ask him for directions" said Kirby.

"Kirby, NO!" said Fox.

But it was too late; Kirby ran into the goomba and got hurt.

"Goombas are one of Bowser's cronies" said Fox "Bowser is the bad guy!"

"Oh, why didn't you tell me before?" asked Kirby

"I thought you…Oh, never mind" said Fox.

"Well, he ain't getting that off easily" said Kirby "How do I attack?"

"Just hit him! What is this? An RPG?" said Fox "this is a story, not a… Oh, just jump on him!"

Kirby jumped high in the air and landed on the goomba. As he squished the goomba, its entire body melted in the floor, oozing innards out and…

"Less on the descriptions of death, please" said Fox.

Okay, Fox, Link, and Kirby headed off. Then they saw a question box with a question mark on it with questionable things in it. Fox jumped up and hit it, and out came a fire flower.

"What? Where's the mushroom?" said Fox.

"We are big enough" said Link.

"That flower looks De-li-cious!" said Kirby jumping up.

Kirby inhaled, then, he was shocked at what he can do. So he inhaled some more to see how cool it was. Eventually he swallowed the flower.

Then, Kirby started glowing, his silhouette changed shape. When he stopped glowing, Kirby was the same except he had a headband on and the top of his head was on fire!

"What happened to me?" asked Kirby looking at himself.

"You've become Fire Kirby" said Fox "Kirby, you have the ability to suck up enemies and establish their powers. By sucking up that fire flower, you've become Fire Kirby. You have the ability to breathe fire"

"That must hurt" said Kirby.

Then, Kirby burped and a giant flame came out of his mouth.

"Cool!" said Kirby.

"Let us continue!" said Link "With Fox's speed, my adventure skills, and Kirby's… Kirbying, we shall reach Bowser!"

(F.Y.I: Fox can run as fast as Sonic. See "When Heroes Collide" any version will do)

Fox ran as fast as he could, performing the spin dash to knock off Goombas and Koopas along the way. Link raced behind Fox slicing enemies in half with his sword and shield. Kirby burned enemies to a crisp by breathing fire on them. Then, they went underground. World 1-2. They raced through the underground tavern where they ran into Goombas and Koopas. Fox jumped on one koopa and kicked it into enemies; suddenly it hit the wall and bounced back at them. Then, Link used his shield to deflect it; it bounced off the wall again. Kirby jumped in front of everyone and burned it to an ash before it hit his friends again. Then, they continued on to the surface. World 1-3. They jumped from mushroom to mushroom. Over cliffs and enemies and on to moving platforms. Suddenly, they slipped and fell off a cliff.

"Kirby!" said Fox falling "Do something!"

"I don't know what to do!" said Kirby

"Link, hold onto Kirby's legs!" said Fox.

"Yes, Fox!" said Link doing what he said.

"What are you doing?" asked Kirby.

Fox grabbed onto Link's legs and said "Okay, Kirby, suck up as much air as you can and hold it!"

"Why?"

"Trust me!" said Fox.

Kirby thought he was crazy, but he did what he said. Then, Kirby floated in the air. He started floating up and up and up like a balloon, then they landed on the other side of the cliff. Kirby released his breath and Fox and Link let go.

"Man" said Kirby pointing to the end castle "that is one BIG castle!"

"It's Bowser's castle" said Fox "Let's go!"

Fox ran up the stairs really fast, jumped high in the air, grabbed the flag, and pulled it down.

"Well done, Fox" said Link.

Fox bounced around blowing at his hands saying "Ow, OW! HOT HOT!"

"Ah, yes, curse this friction" said Link

Then after Fox's hands cooled off, they went inside the castle.

World 1-4.

Fox, Link, and Kirby raced though the castle. Dodging flame rotating sticks, jumping on goombas, and they finally went to the final stretch. Fire came out of nowhere and tried to burn them.

"Whoa! Watch out, guys!" said Fox dodging one flame.

They finally went to the end of the castle, which was a bridge over hot boiling lava. There, they saw Bowser.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" said Bowser "So, Flk team, you finally came! Well, time for you to burn!"

Before Fox, Link, or Kirby could say anything, Bowser shot out a fountain of fire at them, they dodged quickly. Fox raced around Bowser and jumped off the bridge to press a button, but there was a sign that said "Out of Order"

"Out of Order?" said Fox "Crap! You didn't make it easy for us, did you?"

"That's just great" said Kirby.

Then, Bowser hit Kirby, and Kirby's ability burst out of him in the form of a star.

"Kirby!" said Link "Retrieve your ability"

Kirby chased after it, but the star disappeared. Then, Bowser came up and grabbed Kirby.

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Prepare to die, Kirby" said Bowser.

"Looks like we're going to do this the hard way" said Fox getting in a ready-to-run position.

Then, Fox ran towards Bowser and hit him in the stomach with a spin attack. Bowser let go of Kirby.

"Thanks, Fox" said Kirby

"Any time" said Fox "Hey, Link, 'little help over here!"

"Yes, Fox, I am coming" said Link.

"Alright, guys" said Fox "When he gets up, we race behind him, grab his tail, and throw him off"

"Right" said Kirby.

When Bowser got up, he sucked up a lot of air for a giant breath of fire. Before he released it, Fox, Link, and Kirby ran behind him and the three of them grabbed him by the tail. They spun Bowser around then let him go. But they missed the lava. Bowser was sent flying across the bridge. Then a bomb-om came out of nowhere.

"Hey, sir" said The bomb-om "I got the satellite TV you…WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Bowser landed on the poor guy and it caused a MASSIVE explosion. There Bowser lay, defeated. Alive, but defeated. Fox, Link, and Kirby raced to him.

"Ohhh" said Bowser "You've defeated me. You're better than I thought. Here" Bowser gave them a note "Gannondorf told me to give you this if you defeat me. Now, leave me alone. Can somebody help me? OW! My pelvis"

Fox, Link, and Kirby left the castle and Fox opened the note.

"This is it" said Link "The 1/5 clues!"

"What does it say, Fox?" said Kirby.

Fox looked at it and said "It says 'Very well done on defeating Bowser. However, I have yet to be impressed. You still have a long way to go. To find the 2/5 clues, you must go to Corneria city. Time is running short. –Gannondorf' Well, guys, let's head back to the arwing, we're going to Corneria city"

"Corneria city?" asked Kirby

"It is the city on the planet Corneria" said Link

"Come on, guys" said Fox "Let's head back to the arwing. We're going to Corneria city"

Fox, Link, and Kirby raced back to the arwing to get back to Corneria City.

Meanwhile in Gannondorf's castle:

"You see, Gannondorf?" said Krystal "They're much better than you think. They'll find you"

"That was only the easy part, Krystal" said Gannondorf "The worst is yet to come"

To be continued…