Return of Gannondorf Part V
Battle in Corneria City
Inside Gannondorf's castle:
"HA!" Gannondorf laughed "Those fools won't know what hit him! I've blackmailed the readers and the writer! HAHAHAHA!"
"You fiend!" said Krystal "You won't get away with this! Fox is coming!"
"I hope he is!" said Gannondorf "the trap! Remember?"
Krystal shriveled and said "Yes, I remember"
"Good, because the Flk Team are in for a surprise when they get to Corneria City" said Gannondorf "Let's watch and see if they will defeat them"
"They?" asked Krystal
"Watch and find out" said Gannondorf.
"Hey, Gannondorf, you know they will get through any trap you set up for them" said Zelda.
"You don't know, do you, my princess?" said Gannondorf
"Krystal, what's the matter?" asked Zelda.
"I'm worried about Fox" said Krystal "I hope they make it through okay"
Meanwhile in Corneria City:
The trio landed in a landing pad in the city, everything was normal.
"I don't get it" said Fox jumping out of the arwing "Everything looks fine"
"Beware, Fox" said Link getting out "You don't know what is to come"
"Wow! This place is HUGE!" said Kirby falling out of the arwing.
"Come on, guys, I've got a bad feeling about this" said Fox.
The three raced off going through the city. They searched everywhere, but found nothing suspicious.
"Man, Gannondorf needs to be more specific next time" said Fox "I mean, a riddle would do, but 'Go to Corneria City' isn't enough"
"Hey, Fox, is that suspicious?" asked Kirby yanking Fox's pants.
There were three ships coming out of the horizon.
"Eh? Those ships they look familiar" said Fox "Oh no, not those guys"
"What guys?" asked Kirby.
Then, the ships got in seeing distance from them; it was them, the Star Wolf.
"Long time no see, Fox" said Wolf.
"What do you losers want?" asked Fox.
Leon grunted repeatedly and said "We've been looking all over for you. Time for you to finally go down"
"There is no way you are beating me" said Panther "I am better than you"
"Who are these guys?" asked Kirby
"What is it with your pink friend?" asked Wolf "you don't remember us?"
"Leave him alone, Wolf" said Fox "He's lost his memory"
"Lost his memory?" asked Panther "HA! You were never good at…"
"Pipe down, Panther" said Wolf "We're going to take you down, Fox. There's no way you're going to win this time"
"And what is it that you will do this time?" asked Fox
"Uh…Er…um…You…uh…won't…have…your arwing!" said Wolf
"Whatever, we can beat you without it anyway" said Fox.
"You threaten me?" asked Panther.
"Don't be stupid, man" said Fox "this is a threat: Back off or else we'll rip you to shreds!"
"I accept your challenge!" said Link
"No seriously, who are these guys?" said Kirby.
"These are the Star Wolf, our 'rivals' who think they're better than us" said Fox
"Think?" asked Wolf "We are better than you!"
"See?" said Fox
"If that is the case" said Link "Then why have you not defeated us yet?"
"Well, you see, it's a really long story" said Wolf "It all started…"
Fox leaned down to Kirby and whispered "Don't worry, these guys are easy. They may sound tough, but they're not"
"Oh, I got you" Kirby whispered back.
"Alright, Wolf, shut up and listen" said Fox "As much as I love to beat you up and prove you guys wrong, we're in a hurry so maybe next time"
"Looking for the 2/5 clues?" asked Wolf.
"What? How did you know that?" asked Fox
"Gannondorf gave it to us and said to give it to you if you defeat us"
"Man, Gannondorf picked the LAMEST team in the lylat system to guard the 2/5 clues. How did you do what he asked? It's not like you to take orders"
"He black mailed us and told us that if we didn't, he would send an army of his moblins (Whatever those are) and make us eat dirt. He also gave us these really good I-don't-know-where-these-came-from-and-I-don't-want-to-know moblin cookies! Want to try some?"
"No thanks" said Fox
"Okay"
"Holy crap! These guys are pathetic!" said Kirby.
"Oh! You will regret saying that! Or my name isn't Panther Caruso" said Panther "If you make me mad your life's as good as gone"
"We'll see about that, dork!" said Fox.
The Star Wolf started flying around, but Fox, Link, and Kirby jumped on top of a building and jumped on each of their wolfen. Kirby inhaled as hard as he could on Panther's ship, and a laser came off of his wing and into Kirby's mouth. Kirby silhouetted again and changed shape. When he stopped glowing, he had something around his head, it was goggles with a laser on the end.
"What am I this time?" asked Kirby.
"Laser Kirby" said Fox "You can pull the goggle thing down in your eyes and fire lasers out of it"
"Cool!" said Kirby
Kirby fired countless lasers at Panther, until Panther fell out of the sky and crash landed.
"Prepare to die, green boy" said Leon.
"I am afraid not, Leon, for I have the better advantage" said Link
Link drew his sword and sliced Leon's ship to pieces. Leon crash landed.
"Well, Wolf, it's just you and me now" said Fox.
"We know who the winner is, Fox" said Wolf
"Yep, and I'll let everyone know that you went down with a bang!" said Fox
"Oh, yeah?" said Wolf.
Wolf barrel rolled and Fox fell off. Then, Fox rolled into a spin attack, bounced off of buildings, and ran strait into Wolf's ship. Wolf went down with a bang.
"Hey, guys" said Fox "Wolf went down with a bang!"
Yeah, but the Star Wolf got out from under the pile of rubble. Fox, Link, and Kirby raced to them.
"Well, Wolf" said Fox "Once again, you fall before the Starfox. Aren't you ashamed that you will never win?"
"Not a chance, Fox, you just got lucky" said Wolf
"No such thing, dude, no such thing" said Fox
"Give us the 2/5 clues now" said Link
"You have yet to defeat us" said Panther.
"Uh, let's see" said Kirby "Destroyed ships, you're all exhausted, we beat the living crap out of you, yeah, we pretty much defeated you"
"Still, you'll have to catch us first" said Wolf starting to run away.
But before they could, Fox used his lightning speed to get in front of them the moment they turned and said "Last chance, guys. Give us the clue, or we will finish you off"
"You don't stand a chance" said Panther.
"Newsflash, guys, we do!" said Fox "We're faster, stronger, and better than you. We didn't have the arwing and you had your wolfen and you didn't even scratch us, so give it to us or you're going to the hospital, or at least jail"
"Darn it, Fox" said Wolf "Some day, we WILL defeat you! That's a promise"
"Yeah, just tell me when that day comes, Wolf, we'll be trying to make bacon out of the flying pigs" said Fox
"Oh alright, here take it! Leon used it for toilet paper anyway" said Wolf giving them the note.
"We need more toilet paper" grunted Leon.
"Now, depart from us, Star Wolf" said Link "Until we meet your hideous faces again"
The Star Wolf fixed up what was left of their ships, put their tails between their legs, and flew off.
"Heh, that was easy" said Fox "Way too easy"
"That was easy" said Kirby. Kirby's ability slipped out of his mouth and disappeared "Aw, man! There goes my only defense"
"Do not worry, Kirby, there is more abilities out there" said Link.
Then, Fox opened it up… "Phew! Man, Leon did use this thing as toilet paper!"… cleaned off as much as he can, and read it.
"What does it say, Fox?" said Kirby
Fox started to read "It says 'You have succeeded in beating the Star Wolf (What's new?) and obtained the 2/5 clues. But you are not done yet, for the 3/5 clues lies on the planet Hyrule. There you will battle yet another evil face. Hurry, Krystal's life is depending on it! –Gannondorf' Man, he'd better not do anything to her! If anything were to happen to her, I…I'd… I don't want anything bad to happen to her"
"Fox, the clue" said Kirby.
"Oh, yeah, the clue, right!" said Fox "Standing here isn't going to save Krystal"
"Ahem" said Link
"Oh, and save Zelda" said Fox
"Ahem" said Kirby.
"Oh yeah, and get Kirby's memory and the triforce of power" said Fox
"Ahem" said Link and Kirby
"What else is there that Gannondorf has from us?" said Fox.
"The moblin cookies" said Link and Kirby.
"Eww! I don't want any of those" said Fox "Let's go to Hyrule!"
"Finally! My home planet, Hyrule" said Link "Where questing is at its best!"
"Let's get to it!" said Kirby.
So, the Flk Team went back to the arwing and headed to Hyrule.
Meanwhile in Gannondorf's castle:
"Star Wolf?" said Krystal "those guys are pathetic! You know I hate those guys. They didn't even scratch them!"
"Be silent, you!" said Gannondorf "I have something worse in store for them"
"What? A deku?" asked Zelda
"No, worse. Much, much worse" said Gannondorf.
"What is it that you have in store for them on Hyrule?" asked Krystal.
"An old, old friend" said Gannondorf.
Then Krystal started to worry a little more, maybe Gannondorf was making it harder for them. What could he have in store for them at Hyrule?
To be continued…