Hello San Diego! Huh? Oops, my bad. clears throat Hello FanFiction! Alright before you can read my story you need to be mentally and physically prepared. You ready for this? You sure? Ok then...Gaara is gay! flinches Oh no...I made the fangirls cry...sorry.
Disclaimer: Gaara is NOT really gay!
'Ok! Now I can go to bed since I've eaten.' thought Sakura as she finished her ramen. "Good night." Sakura mumbled to no one in particular.
Sakura's Dream
Knock, knock, knock. "O...M...G!" said Sakura, really freaked out by what she saw. There was Kankuro, dressed in some fancy medieval letter delivering guy outfit!!! He handed her a piece of rolled up paper and walked away. It said: Sakura, you are cordially invited to Gaara's GIRLS ONLY sleepover! Bring PJ's and a pillow for the greatest pillow fiight ever! -Gaara.
POOF! All of a sudden Sakura arrived at Suna inside Gaara's house. "Sakura! Yay, you came! Gaara had his doubts but I knew you would make it!" squealed Temari. Of all the people to be here Sakura was most surprised to see, "Haku!? What are you doing here?" "Hi! Apparently I'm a gender of my own according to a fanfic that the author read one time! Technically, I can be here!" replied Haku gleefully. The other people that were invited were Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, and Kankuro.
"OMG, Sakura we were waiting for you to get here! Kankuro needs a HUGE make-over!" said Gaara in an all too girly voice. After kankuro's make-over was finished he looked like a new man...woman...um... Just then Ino whacked Sakura with her pillow. "Gotcha! With a forehead that big, though, it would've been hard to miss!" "Ooo, you just crossed the line, Ino-pig!" "PILLOW FIGHT!" everyone screamed.
End Dream
"Aaahh!" screamed Sakura, "Naruto was right! (Really? Wow.) Eating tonkotsu ramen before bed does give strange dreams!" Inner Sakura: "Cha!" (Sorry, just felt the need to add that!)
Next Morning
"Hm? What's this?" questioned Sakura as she picked up the letter that was on her front porch instead of the newspaper. It said: Dear Sakura, Thanks for coming to my sleepover! Kankuro finally knows how to apply make-up! Ciao! -Gaara.
Sakura just passed out...
THE END!!! Or is it...yeah it is!
I love writing in italics! I'm not sure why but I do! Ok! R&R please 'cause if you do I'll give you all of my Halloween candy! Trust me, that's some bribe!