Return of Gannondorf Part IX
Gannondorf's Revenge
Fox, Link, and Kirby followed the map on the back of the note. It led to the badlands in Smash Planet, although, what other villain wouldn't put a castle there? They kept going, until, the sky over them darkened as they progressed further. Then, they saw it, a big, black castle with a mail box and a sign that said "This Castle For Rent"
"This must be the place" said Fox "Inside that castle, Gannondorf is waiting for us, and Krystal and Zelda are, too"
"Our quest has almost come to an end" said Link
"Yeah, I'm pretty excited to remember all the memories we shared" said Kirby "But throughout the entire adventure, none of us ate!"
"I'm not really that hungry, Kirby" said Fox
"I am not hungry, either, Kirby" said Link
"Well, I'm starving!" said Kirby "Any food I like to eat that you have?"
"Well, I have a maximum tomato that I bring with us just in case you get hungry" said Fox
"Maximum tomato?" asked Kirby
"Yeah, it's a tomato that you eat and it gives you full strength when you're tired" said Fox "I think it's wise that we save it, just in case. Link, do you have a fairy?"
"No, Fox, Navi has died three chapters ago" said Link
"No, a fairy that revives you when we die"
"Oh, yes I do have a fairy indeed" said Link
"Well, I've got a banfromdad" said Fox
"Let's go" said Kirby "Krystal and Zelda are waiting for our rescue"
"Not to mention Gannondorf is also waiting for us to battle him" said Fox "Don't worry, we've beaten him before and we'll do it again, right?"
"Yes, that is true, Fox" said Link "But, does not one learn from their mistakes?"
"You may be right, Link" said Fox "So, don't slack off, we're going to give it our all. Are you ready, Kirby?"
"Ready as ever, Fox, though, I don't remember how ready that is" said Kirby
"What about you, Link?"
"Does not the mightiest tree in the forest go down easily? Does not the strongest wave was to shore weakly? I boldly am ready to battle against all evil that might await us, Fox" said Link
"Okay, then, let's go"
Fox, Link, and Kirby raced towards the castle.
In the castle:
"Come, my friends" said Gannondorf "Come to your doom"
Krystal watched anxiously, hoping that they make it alright. She was a little scared of what could happen.
"Don't worry, Krystal" said Zelda "They'll make it, they're the Flk Team"
"Yes, I just hope they do their best" said Krystal
"I hope so" said Gannondorf "I want their fall to be bold and dramatic, so the world can know that the Flk Team went down in action. In the mean time, I'm going to see if I still have my organ-playing skills at tip top condition"
Out of nowhere, an organ appeared behind Gannondorf and he started playing it. He also sang along with it.
"Take me out to the ball game! Take me out to the crowd!" sang Gannondorf
At the entrance of the castle:
Fox, Link, and Kirby heard the organ as it echoed down the corridor
"Well, Gannondorf's playing the organ, like always" said Fox "But, he's playing a different song then what he usually does"
"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks! I do not care if I ever go back!" Link sang along
"Let's get a move on" said Kirby
Fox, Link, and Kirby sped down the corridor. The boss door was already open. They ran up an endless flight of stairs, fighting a different kind of enemy every time they stop. Finally, they reached the final, and most long and difficult, set of stairs. When they finally reached the top, they were exhausted.
"Okay, let's take a ten minuet break" said Fox panting
"Yes, we shall rest" said Link
"Hey, look! A coffee machine" said Kirby pointing at a coffee machine.
Kirby raced on over and drank a few cups of coffee, while Fox and Link rested. When they were rested after ten minuets, they continued on. They went into a room with a large pillar and a line of jars on each corner. Link took a bathroom break and peed in one of the jars. Then they continued more and they got to the door which led to the throne room. Fox knocked down the door and there they were, Krystal and Zelda chained on both sides of the throne and Gannondorf playing the organ. Then, Gannondorf stopped.
"Fox!" said Krystal
"Krystal!" said Fox
"Zelda!" said Link
"Oh, great, here we go" said Zelda
"So, you finally came" said Gannondorf turning around
"It's over, Gannondork!" said Fox "We're here to take back what's ours"
"Yeah, so give me my memory and my triforce piece" said Kirby
"I will, then. If you defeat me in battle" said Gannondorf
"Then, battle we shall, Gannondorf" said Link drawing his sword.
"Very well" said Gannondorf floating in the air
"You may have the triforce of power" said Fox "But Link and I have the triforce of Wisdom and courage. That's two to one, not very nice odds to you"
"Then, you can beat me no prob!" said Gannondorf "Unless you're chickens"
"Nope" said Fox "in fact, we'll battle you right now"
Then, Gannondorf shot powerful shots at them, but Fox, Link, and Kirby ran out of the way. Then, Fox jumped up into a spin attack and hit Gannondorf out of the sky. But Gannondorf threw Fox to the ground and tossed a power ball at him, but Link came out and slashed the ball back to Gannondorf. Gannondorf caught it and threw it at Kirby. Kirby caught it in his mouth and shot it back at him. Then, Gannondorf caught it again, but this time, he held it in his fist and powered it up. Fox and Kirby grabbed the master sword with Link and pointed it at Gannondorf, ready for anything. Then, when Gannondorf tossed the ball, it was a beam that came out of his hand. Fox, Link, and Kirby repealed it with the master sword and a beam shot out of it.
"With all our powers combined," said Link "We will defeat the King of Evil"
The two beams pushed against each other like a visa-versa tug-of-war. Then, it exploded and Fox, Link, Kirby, and Gannondorf were blown off their feet, but landed on their feet.
"Impressive" said Gannondorf "you're all more skilled than I thought"
"It's over, Gannondork!" said Kirby "Give me my memory and my triforce of power, now!"
"Oh, on the contrary, you've all fallen for my trap" said Gannondorf
"What? Trap?" asked Fox
Gannondorf snapped his fingers, and Link's sword, Fox's blaster, and Fox's backpack came flying off them and clinged to the wall. Then, an army of iron knuckles came out of nowhere and surrounded them. Then, Gannondorf grabbed Krystal and Zelda's chains, pulled them from the floor, floated above them, and said "I'll make you a deal, give me the other two triforce pieces and I'll give these two back to you and leave you alone"
"Krystal?" said Fox
"Fox, no!" said Krystal "Don't do it! I'm not important, you can't let Gannondorf have the triforce pieces!"
"Krystal…I…" said Fox trying to decide on whether to have Krystal or the triforce "I… Sorry, Gannondorf, but…"
"Oh, there's something else" said Gannondorf "If you don't give me the triforce pieces, then, not only will I keep them as personal servants, but I will destroy something in which you all protect"
"What are you talking about?" asked Fox
"If you don't, I'll destroy every last planet in the lylat system. Observe"
Gannondorf snapped his fingers and it showed every last planet in the lylat system, including Hyrule and Pop star. And in orbit was a mist of darkness that could cover them all.
"That thing in their orbit will destroy everything" said Gannondorf "And don't try to attack, because if you do, I will kill Krystal and Zelda. The choice is yours"
"I…" said Fox
"Fox" said Krystal
"You evil fiend" said Link "You will not get away with this"
"No fair!" said Kirby
Fox made up his mind and said "Alright, Gannondorf, you win"
"What!" said Link and Kirby
"Yes, it's either the triforce or the lylat system altogether. Besides, I can't risk Krystal's life, or Zelda's" said Fox "So, give up the triforce pieces"
"Excellent" said Gannondorf.
"Don't hurt them" said Fox
Fox and Link raised their arms and Gannondorf raised his. A bright light shone and the triforce pieces came out of their hands and went together. The triforce appeared in the middle of them. Gannondorf reached out and grabbed it and raised it in the air.
"YES!" said Gannondorf "AT LONG LAST, THE TRIFORCE IS MINE!"
"We held up your end of the deal, now you hold up ours" said Fox
"Very well" said Gannondorf snapping his fingers
Krystal fell into Fox's arms, and Zelda was about to land in Link's arms, but she stopped in mid air and said "Link, I'd rather fall on the ground"
"As you wish, my princess" said Link as Zelda fell to the ground
"Krystal, I'm sorry" said Fox
"It's alright, Fox" said Krystal as she clinged onto Fox "You tried you best"
"Hey!" said Kirby "What about my memory?"
"I didn't say anything about it" said Gannondorf
"Aw, crap" said Kirby "Now I have to start all over again"
Then, the triforce shone and then, Gannondorf made one wish.
"I wish…" Gannondorf started
Then a moblin came and said "Geehrter Herr, die Toiletten sind außer Betrieb"
"Evil moment" said Gannondorf "Toilets that are out of order is not my concern right now"
"Aber, Geehrter Herr, alle Toiletten sind außer Betrieb. Und wir müssen pinkeln Schlechtes!" said the moblin
"Then, go fix them!" said Gannondorf
"Ja, Sir" said the moblin as it ran off. Then, Gannondorf continued.
"I wish I was Gannon, again, times ten!" said Gannondorf.
Then, the triforce shone up in the air and said "Thank you for using triforce wishing service. Your total charge is $199.99 plus tax. We hope to serve you again"
Then, a bright light shone and Gannondorf changed shape. He has become Gannon with four arms, three tails, six legs, and an ugly face with a snout.
"I am Gannon! And I have returned" said Gannon "With this new power, I will rule the lylat system!"
Then, Gannon sprouted giant bat wings and flew through the ceiling, but got stuck in the roof. He tried to use all his strength to struggle out, but made it out with a pop! And Gannon flew away.
"Oh no! What do we do?" asked Kirby
"We have most utterly failed" said Link
"Fox, is there something you can do?" asked Krystal
"I'm sorry, Krystal" said Fox "There's nothing we can do. We'd use the arwing, but I don't think it could stand a chance against it. Besides, I locked the keys in the arwing"
"You mean we're doomed?" asked Kirby.
"Yes, Kirby, we're doomed" said Fox
"Oh, okay, that's fine by me, I guess" said Kirby
Zelda stood there, thinking. Then, a thought came across her mind.
"Fox, Link, Kirby! There's still a way" said Zelda
"There is?" asked Fox
"I know!" said Link "We have a staring contest"
"No" said Zelda
"Drinking contest?"
"No"
"how-long-you-can-hold-your-breath contest?"
"Warmer… Okay, not even close"
"Come on, Zelda, what is it?" asked Kirby
"Get the master sword" said Zelda
"As you wish, princess" said Link
Link went over to grab the master sword.
"What are you thinking of, Zelda?" asked Krystal
"You'll see" said Zelda "Now, Fox, Link, Kirby; the three of you grab the sword"
Fox and Kirby grabbed the sword with Link. Then, Zelda closed her eyes, put her arms in front of her, and concentrated.
Zelda started to talk "7 Sages of Hyrule, I call thee for thy advice. Help these warriors in their great fight"
Then, the master sword started glowing.
"The wielders of the triforce have lost their power. Give them another chance for this hour. The triforce will be used remotely for thee. Give a copy back for the chosen three. And may fail in retrieving it back, then all the world will become black. May this last chance be used with all their might; they will try to bring back the light"
"My goodness, my princess" said Link "I did not know you wrote poetry"
Then, the sword glowed and a bright light shone. Fox, Link, and Kirby were caught in the light. They felt stronger and faster. Then, when the light stopped shining, they were flying in the air, and they were bright and gold.
"What happened?" asked Fox looking at himself
"I asked the sages to give you a spare triforce" said Zelda "And with it, you have turned into your super forms"
"Cool" said Kirby
"But you must hurry, for it doesn't last long" said Zelda "So go defeat Gannon with it"
"We shall, Zelda" said Link "GANNON! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!"
"Let's go" said Fox about to fly off
"Fox" said Krystal "Before you go, I just wanted to say, good luck, Fox, I believe in you"
"Thanks, Krystal" said Fox calmly
Then, they flew off and chased after Gannon.
"So, you dare challenge me?" asked Gannondorf "Very well, then your death will be an honor to me"
Gannon got out his swords and started battling. Fox, Link, and Kirby raced towards him. Then, the fight continued as three yellow streaks flew across Gannon. (Readers, take a moment here to think of what happened. This is a choose your own way of fighting).
Then, after a long fight, Fox, Link, and Kirby flew back. Link got out a light arrow and stunned Gannon.
"Altogether, now" said Fox
They all grabbed the master sword, flew towards Gannon, and slashed him. Gannon then lost the triforce and turned back to Gannondorf as he fell out of the sky.
"Don't think this is the end!" said Gannondorf falling "I will be back and I will black mail people! Don't forget to eat our I-don't-know-where-this-came-from-and-I-don't-want-to-know moblin cookies!"
Then, Fox, Link, and Kirby were losing their powers, turned back to their normal state, and grabbed the triforce at the same time.
"I wish we wielded the triforce pieces again" said Fox
"I wish I had my memory back!" said Kirby
"And I wish I could fly" said Link
Then, Fox and Kirby gave Link a weird stare.
"I have always wanted to fly" said Link
Then, the triforce glowed and said "Thank you for using triforce wishing service. Your total charge is $.03 plus free tax. We hope to serve you again"
Then, the triforce of wisdom returned to Fox's hand, the triforce of courage returned to Link's hand, and the triforce of power returned to Kirby's hand. Then, Kirby passed out.
"Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, no" said Fox "We need you to break our fall. Kirby! Wake up!"
"Do not worry, Fox" said Link "I wished I could fly! I can land us safely on the ground"
"I hope you're right" said Fox
Fox grabbed Kirby in one hand and grabbed Link's arm with the other. Then, the magic leaf came out of Link's pocket and parachuted them down.
"I am doing it!" said Link "I am flying!"
"No you're not, Link" said Fox "That's the magic leaf parachuting us down!"
"Oh, that does work, too, yes?" said Link
They landed safely on the ground. Fox set Kirby down and said "Hey, Kirby, wake up! Wake up! Don't you remember us?"
Kirby woke up
"Wha? What happened, where am I?" asked Kirby.
"Hey, Kirby" said Fox "Do you remember who we are?"
"That's a stupid question" said Kirby "You're Fox and Link, my two best friends"
"Kirby! It's great to have you back" said Fox
"Uh… You missed me that much?" asked Kirby
"Kirby, you won't believe what happened" said Fox
"Hey, Fox!" said Kirby "I got captured by Gannondorf! He's also captured Zelda and is going to capture Krystal! He's planning on putting you in a trap to get your triforce pieces!"
"We know, Kirby" said Fox
"You do?"
"We shall tell you the tale of what happened when we get home" said Link
"Fox!" said Krystal racing to him. Zelda was right behind her.
"Fox! You did it!" said Krystal racing into Fox's arms "You saved us. Thank you"
Krystal kissed Fox on the cheek.
"Aw, it wasn't nothing at all, Krystal" said Fox blushing "Like I said, I'm always there for you, always"
Krystal smiled and gave Fox a hug.
"What about me, Zelda?" asked Link "I have rescued you, kiss me"
"In your dreams, Link" said Zelda getting away from Link.
"Uh… guys, what's going on here?" asked Kirby confused.
"We told you, when we get home" said Fox.
"Fox, I want you to know that I have faith in you, always" said Krystal "You're my hero"
"Zelda" said Link "Am I your hero?"
"Yes, Link, but a friend hero, not a love hero" said Zelda
"Ah, you wish to wait, very well" said Link.
Then, Falco appeared on Fox's communicator and said "Hey, Fox, are you done yet? Slippy's been eating those cookies that Gannondorf delivered us and he's freakin bouncing off the walls!"
"YAAAAAAAY" said Slippy in the background "MORE! MORE! MORE COOKIES! COME ON, FALCO! TRY SOME I-DON'T-KNOW-WHERE-THESE-CAME-FROM-AND-I-DON'T-KNOW MOBLIN COOKIES!"
"No, freakin way, Slippy" said Falco "You don't know where those things came from"
"I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY CAME FROM! THEY'RE DELICIOUS!" said Slippy
"Please, hurry back" said Falco "Falco out"
"Well, Link, Kirby, Krystal; let's head home" said Fox
"Farewell, Zelda, my love" said Link "Until we meet again!"
"Please don't make it soon" said Zelda.
"I can't wait to get home, Fox" said Krystal "It's been a while since I've been home, and it's so good to be free"
"Krystal's right" said Kirby "the sooner we get back to the great fox, the sooner I get to hear what happened"
"Okay, let's go home" said Fox
Then, they all went to the arwing and headed back to the great fox. Then, wasted all their energy to calm Slippy down and get him off the walls, and then they rested for another adventure. Krystal was happy to be home again with Fox, and he was happy that Krystal was home with him, too. Link told Kirby everything, and Kirby was upset that he missed being in the super form for the first time. But, Kirby was happy that he had his memory back. And lastly, Link went to the Irish bar for a few drinks to celebrate.
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