hello everybody! sorry i haven't updated for a while..too much homework...and stuff. yay for stuff lol. now back to meaningful things...thanks to all my reviewers! glad you like it

just a short note to kaitouangel...your 'gift' will be probably in the next chapter if i can squish you in XD and just a warning...this chapter might not make alot of sense since i kinda rushed on it a little and did it like...at 11 at night so no flames talking about that. other than that r&r and have fun.

Joshua...and his awesome powers of adding! Yay!

When we last left everyone Satella had fainted, Chrno had to fix the bus since it also crashed into a pole and used up all of its invincibility 'powers', Aion was scribbling stuff on a nearby sidewalk which looked like a plan to rule the world, Joshua was trying to learn how to count with Sister Kate's help, Azmaria fell asleep, and Fiore...had went out to McDonalds to get some lunch. They had arrived at Joe's Arcade Shack which they had sneaked out of school for. Little did everyone know that there were 2 really evil terrorists inside the arcade disguised as some taco stand seller people...

INSIDE THE ARCADE!

"Ouch! Watch where you're going!" said one of the really evil terrorists. His name was Bill Borborschkiellbelldude.

"But...but..its not my fault!" cried the other really evil terrorist. His name was Bob Willsueyou. Yes...an actually fake terrorist named...Bob. Tremble in fear people. Tremble! Okay I'

BACK TO THE BUS...THING...THING!

"Joshua," said Sister Kate "You can't go on forever never learning how to count."

"Oh yes I can!" said Joshua. "You'll see! One day I'll have a huge-ginourmous army of people who've never learned to count! And we will rule something!"

"Fine..how much hair does Chrno have?"

"...a lot?"

Sister Kate sighed. If Joshua continued at this rate he would never learn how to count. Then his dream of evil people who couldn't count would come true. Suddenly, Joshua and Sister Kate heard a really loud noise as if something has dropped a really heavy wrench.

Actually the sound WAS cause by the wrench...which Chrno had dropped and had landed on Aion's right foot and made him scream really high...like "&(#)$&$($&#(#))()$)(#)&(#&#&)f&($$)($&()($)! WATCH WHERE YOU DROP THAT WRENCH, STUPID!"

Of course..Chrno was too busy running around to hear Aion. He had ran around in random circles and took of his COAT. And for some apparent reason, he though he was naked. (a/n: okay flamers/fangirls...3...2...1..scream)

"Yay!" said Chrno happily. "I'm stupid!" Then Chrno ran in random circles and bumped into another pole which was much shinier than the last one he had bumped into.

"Oh goodie!" though Satella in her mind. "Now I'm not unconcious alone anymore!"

(what happened to the plot?)

"I ate it," smiled Chrno.

Okay lets skip about 2 hours. They're already in the arcade. When suddenly Bill, one of the terrorist jumps out of nowhere and ties everyone up except Joshua and Chrno.

"Oui oui!" says Bill. "I have caught some hostageses!"

"Wait...you're saying we're hostages?" asked Aion. "NEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! I SHALL NOT BE A HOSTAGE TO THESE FILTHY HUMANS!"

(ahem)

Um...yea. Anyways the terrorist Bill and Bob have now taken almost everyone hostage and for their really evil plan they will decide to attach a nuclear bomb on them so that the whole city will explooooooooooode! And they have made a deal with Joshua...that if he can count to 1000000000 or outsmart them, they will set everyone free. But as you know Joshua can't count.

"But I can't count!" said Joshua.

"Joshuaaaaaaaaa!" screamed Rossette. "If you dont set anyone free I'll kill you!"

"But...but...I caaaaaant!"

Just then the little think in Joshua's head that makes everyone smarter started to light up. And that ment Joshua had an idea! Yay! And now this is his brilliant plan...

"Chrno!" asserted Joshua. "Which way is our school?" Chrno pointed up.

Joshua laughed a very stupid yet evil laugh. "Hehe no Chrno. I mean the Magdalene Or-..I mean school."

"Oh..here."

"Our school dammit! Which way is our school!"

"Um...there...no...ah! There!" Chrno points at the terrorist's taco stand.

"Does that loook like a freaking school to you!"

"Yes!"

Joshua bonked his head on the floor 10 times. Bob laughed.

"Bob!" said Bill "I though master trained you not to laugh!"

"Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaa" sang Chrno. "Bob is baaaad. Bob is baaaad. Bob is baaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

"No I'm not," said Bob who tried not to cry.

"You skipped your master's try-not-to-laugh-lessons!"

Then Bob cried like a stupid sissy and ran away, tripping on the taco stand and revelaing that the nuclear bomb the terrorist bad spoken about was actually the size of a bead.

So afterwards everyone was set free, got to jump on Bill's stomach, and got free tacos. Just then Fiore and Azmaria came.

"Holy ..." said Fiore. "If I would've know, I would've have bought all these Chicken Nuggets."

"I like chicken nuggets" said Azmaria. "And I only have one line to say!"

Then everyone grabbed the chicken nugget bags and started eating...not like savages but more like fancy and rich british people back in the old days. After that they headed back to the school where they found Remington pinned down to a fallen tree.

"Hey...anyone..help me?"

Just then...dun dun dun duuuuuun! Superman came!

"Hi I'm Superman," said Superman.

(we know that dimwit. this chapter is suppose to be about Joshua not you...wait...mwahahahaha...)

Suddenly a crazy bad driver ran over Superman and his cape got stuck to the cab's winshield. Ouch.

"Joshua I have no choice but to let you save Remington," said Sister Kate.

"But Sister Kate, can't we just leave him here?" said Joshua.

"No way!" said Aion

"Save the poor man," said Mary Magdalene

"Just save the stupid guy!" said Sister Mary.

"Please?" said Sister Claire

"I'm hungry" said Satella and Fiore

"Zzzzzzzzzz" said Azmaria

"Hi" said Rossette

"...Claire killed Billy-Bob" sobbed Sister Anna, holding up her almost broken water bottle.

"Save holy person!" said Chrno.

Everybody looked at him as if he had glued pancakes on his face. (pancakes are yummy)

"Think about it this way..if any fangirls chase us we can use Remington as a shield."

Everybody clapped at Chrno's brilliant plan. Eventually Joshua was able to count and save Remington since for some apparent reason, his new learning of counting and his awesome apostle powers are strangely combined together so that whenever Joshua counts...he levitates stuff. Meaning...he can make many things float in thin air. Awesome isn't it? Once Remington was freeed, they ductaped Remington to a tree. But then they felt bad for Remington feeling so alone so Mary Magdalene bought him a pet rock and named it Chestor. Note that its not CHESTER but CHESTOR.

THE END.

yay::faints: chapter done! took me a while to write it. oh and by the way if anyone reading this has a account can anyone tell me how to modify or replace chapters? i want the intro combined with chapter one but i'm having a really hard time finding how to do so...i got the 'claire killed billy-bob' idea from my friend. my friends natasha and michelle were trying to get bob or michelle's water bottle and natasha crushed it on purpose but it didn't broke. so when michelle got bob back she told the teacher "teacher guess what?

teacher: what?

michelle: natasha broke bob. (shows teacher bob)

teacher: oh..um...thats..so sad..

hope you like this! if you got anymore new ideas please tell me! you never know when i might run out of them...and dont forgeeet... to R&R!