Um..yea. sorry i havent
updated in a while...i have a school to kill homework, piano's and
violins to practice, art sites to update, things to do, pencils to use,
sketchbooks to draw, drawings to color, fanfictions to be written and
yea..lots of stuff...
Azmaria...weights really light! No seriously she does!
Azmaria had long, light purple hair. People said she looked very lightweight which was true.
She weighed only 50 pounds excluding her clothes. Thats considered shrimpy if you were her age. She always wore this longsleved weird purple dress with white stuff with stockings. The purple part weighed 4.9 pounds. The white stuff weighed about 0.1 pounds. Most likely, that would be the weight of one-tenth of a penny. Her hair weighed about 10 pounds.
Azmaria sat next to a window in Sister Kate's class. Usually she spent her time looking out the window watching birds fly or to watch the clouds move. But Sister Kate didn't mind. Sister Kate said that people learn more things when they look out then window doing nothing.
Azmaria also often fell asleep smack dab in the middle of a lesson. But Sister Kate didn't mind either. She said that people learn more things when you fall asleep.
Azmaria usually spent more than half of the classtime either watching things out of the window or going to sleep. Sister Kate thought that Azmaria was the smartest student ever. Probably smarter than Albert Einstein.
One day the temperature reacher over 90 degrees which made everything hot since the stupid heat somehow killed the air conditioning machine...thing (even though there were traces of much evidence that Santa could've ran over the air conditioning machine.).
All of the windows and doors were open and the class were on the computers at the back of the classroom researching about dead presidents, but Azmaria still wore her longsleved dress to school. She sat near the window. The heat made her feel funny. Feel funny as in I-need-to-go-home-or-else-this-heat-is-going-to-kill-me funny. Azmaria felt sleepy during the research lesson and laid her head smack dab on the keyboard. And somehow she managed to open up a word document thing and type the declaration of imdependance. (a/n: hotkeys/shortcuts are your frieeeeeeds ;).
"Sister Kate," said Satella. "Azmaria feel asleep."
"Thats good," said Sister Kate. "She must be learning something good."
Azmaria began to snore and drool. (ok yea...go 'eeeeewwwww!' if you wanna)
"Sister Kate," said Satella. "Azmaria is snoring."
"Yes I can see that," remarked Sister Kate. "She must be so tired from all this learning today. I wonder why every school student isn't like this."
Azmaria began to fumble and roll around. She plopped her head onto her desk, then Satella's, then Chrno's, then Fiore's, Then Genai's, and back to her's. Satella screamed. Then...the most dramatic thing happened...
Azmaria FLEW out the window
(...Okay so she didn't really fly out the window. In the real Wayside School book, Sharie rolls out the window. So yea...back to the story)
Azmaria actually fell out the window...and what a fun experience it was. Kids dont try this when you're in a hotel or at home.
As you might already know Sister Kate's class was on the thirtieth story. So basically Azmaria had some time to wake up, scream, and fall splat on the ground. Luckily this is not a blood-and-gore story so that wont happen.
After Azmaria had fallen about 5 stories or so, she finally woke up. She looked around. She was very confused. If she wasn't in Sister Kate's class, where was she? Meh...guess she didn't really care. So she went back to what she though was beddy-time and closed her eyes. By that time she had already fallen 15 more stories.
If you haven't know yet, the Magdalene Order had a freakishly huge playground. And Remington the ... gym teacher whatever miracously saw the litle Azmaria fall...like a sack of potatoes...but in a gracefuller way. He ducked under the swings, avoided the basketball courts, cut across the kickball/softball field, also avoided the volleyball courts, ran, tripped, then ran over the blacktop and finally caught Azmaria before she even went 'splat!' on the ground.
The people who were secretly watching Azmaria fall cheered. Not because Remington caught her.Most likely because they didn't want to see the little girl go splat so young. Azmaria woke up later in Remington's arms.
"Fudge it, Remington," she said. "Why did you have to wake me up? I was having the coolest dream. I felt like I was falling and people were cheering for me."
"I'm sorry Azmaria," said Remington.
" 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry ' ," Azmaria repeated. "Is that really all you can say? First I get a little tired and then I find you here, the person who freaking woke me up! Dont bother me again or else Joshua will have your head off!" She laughed and hugged Remington until he fell. Fortunatelly, this was the time that Azmaria could escape, use her awesome apostle powers, and run him over, but this isn't a blood-and-gore story. Yet.
Eventually Azmaria did win and got to go back to class to Sister Kate's room. After that, everyone must have forgot about it since when she came back in, no one could recall what happend to Azmaria. Weird.
That very evening, when Azmaria went to sleep, she couldn't even fall asleep. She even tried using her dead uncle's sleeping pills, but she still couldn't sleep. She just wasn't tired at all.
What a happy ending right?
WRONG!
Suddenly Kaitou Angel came to the Magdalene Order and painted the classroom red, replaced the computers with better ones, and gave everybody an apple. Yay for apples! Then she left and tapped Remington to a tree again. Remington got mad and sweared, which made Santa Claus cross him out of the good list even though he wasa priest.
Santa: Too bad...you could've gotten hookers for Christmas. (wow...thats was really PG-13)
THE END
yay! my work is finished for now! hope you liked chapter 4 and if send you those weird emails of updation or something sorry. i finally found a way to combine chapters! (well not really..but close!) oh and is everyone watching hurricane wilma? i have the relatives down in florida and i know others here have the relatives too so lets all wish them luck!
remember to r&r...please?