hello readers! i'm back with a new chapter! sorry to kaitouangel that wanted me to update faster but i was sick for a whole week and when someone's sick their brains cant think good enough. but yea once again sorry for the long delay but please enjoy the next chapter!

oh yes...happy thanksgiving/christmas/haloween/new years/ fourth of july/st. patricks day/any other holiday! and yes. I dont make sense.

Billy Bob

"Class," said Sister Kate. "We are having a new student today."

Everyone yay-ed. They absolutely liked (coughLOVEDANDTORTUREDcoughhackcough) new students. Especially if they were assigned to the thirtieth story. They could always throw dry spit balls at them when Sister Kate had to go to the teacher's lounge to pick up the math and science assigments.

Take the last new kid that was assigned and sent to the Magdalene Order, thirtieth story before Aion was eaten by Remington. (take chap. 1 for reference if you forgot)

His name was Thomas Wator.

Oh yes, Thomas had a fun time on the thirtieth story didn't he? Everyday, he got spit ball-ed, tripped on Remington's left shoe, and was always last picked when everyone played Kickyball. When people ran out of spit balls, they threw rocks. When Remington forgot to wear his left shoe, Thomas tripped on his right one. When Thomas wasn't last to be picked he was either second last to be picked or he had to go sit out.

But then one day Aion (the teacher) made the whole class write a 20 paged essay about cheese due the next day. The problem was that the essay had to be fictional and it couldn't be a story. It also couldn't include talking cheese from Pluto.

Thomas though it was easy since in his last school he was the smartest student in the class. But when Thomas went to go write that 20 paged essay that night he was stuck and he spent the rest of the night wide awake and with no ideas and his brain turned into potato mush.

Then the next day when Aion had to collect the essays, Thomas didn't have his and Aion turned him into a cookie. Then the the Janitor came in and though Thomas was trash and took it all the way down to the basement a.k.a. the janitor's home since thats were the Janitor keeps his trash. Thomas was never heard from again from that day on.

So yes. Now you have heard of the story of Thomas Wator. Why I have included him in this chapter is a surprise later on. No don't scroll down to the end! You'll spoil the ending! But yes enough with that.

"So who's the new student?" Fiore asked.

"Is he a mutant lizard?" asked Sister Anna

"Does he have anything good in his lunch?" asked Rosette.

"Is he a hobo!" screamed Chrno very randomly.

Everyone stared at him.

"I just wanna know if he's a hobo," Chrno said a little sadly.

Then a knock came out of the door.

"Oh that must be the new student!" said Sister Kate. She opened the door to reveal a little boy wearing a unusually red fluffy coat, brown boots that reached to the knee, a Halloween witch's hat, and yellow plastic gloves. He stunk of rotten trash.

"EEEEEEEWWW!" Genai screamed. "Did he even take a bath?"

Afterwards Genai got in trouble and had to sign his name on the 'I am Bad' sheet.

"But Genai is right!" said Satella. "He stinks!"

"Maybe so but he is still a student here," said Sister Kate. "Please tell us your name, dear"

"My name is...Billy Bob and you suck LOLOLOLOLOLOL" said Billy Bob. (yes the 'LOLOLOL' thing is suppose to be there and it means the same thing as 'lol' for those of you who do the internet talk)

Mary Magdalene blinked. "That was mean."

"Well you dont exactly know the definition of 'MEAN' now princess? LOLOLOLOL"

"I'm sure he's jsut a little shy, Mary. Billy, why dont you take off your coat and hat and take a seat?" said Sister Kate.

"No way."

"Please dear. It is-"

"No."

"Billy, jus--"

"No!"

"Billy, please just---"

"NO freaking way granny hag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL."

Sister Kate was absolutely outrage but seeing that she IS part nun she decided to calmly solve Billy Bob's bad attitude.

"I can help you take off his jacket," voulenteered Fiore.

"What are you suppose to be? A maid? LOLOLOLOLOL" said Billy Bob..

"Hey, Fiore was just trying to help!" said Azmaria.

"Well I dont see you helping, little angel"

"I dont see why you have to be so mean," said the three sisters/nuns.

"Oh yes...I can see you suck so badly your parents had to sneak you in here with a fake name"

"Well I dont see you being any better than them!" Rosette said.

"Ha! I am! I have my OWN mansion, an Xbox 360, 10 limos, 1358 butlers, 38 maids, 18 rooms, 247 computers, 337384 books, and 24 pools! Beat that!"

"Your fancy stuff my ass!" says a random voice.

Everyone gasps.

But yes. Billy would still NOT give up his fluffy jacket.

So...a very mad authoress had to buy a 2 dollar toy chainsaw from Ebay just to cut the fluffy jacket. You could probably hear Billy Bob's voice in the backround that sounds really freaked up like: " NOOOOOO! The maids dig the fluffy jacket!" and you could see giant bits of fluff flying in the air that smelled like garbage. Then something dramatic happened.

They found out that Billy Bob WAS Thomas Wator. Thomas just woke up from a bad coma and became human again. In trying to find his way back to class he tripped on old newspapers, rotten food, and eventually into the Janitors clothes closet where he got his fluffy jacket, Halloween witch's hat, and boots.

Then a rich and fancy guy came and took Thomas away to his mansion. There Thomas lived in luxury with loyal butlers, cute maids, and cool stuff. Why he never questioned this randomness event is unknown.

But yes. So Thomas had to be sent down to the Principals office and he got suspended for insulting the teacher and never showing up.

"Sister Kate, why was Thomas able to become human again when he turned into a cookie?" asked Azmaria.

Sister Kate rubbed Azmaria's head. "Silly. Remember how you were turned into a cookie? Well the Janitor has a secret storage of beer in the basement. Thomas must have been in contact with the beer and returned to normal again."

"Oh. Okay."

Then Azmaria did some random bunny hops and told Remington the story about Billy Bob and how he was actually Thomas.

"Hm..." though Remington. "Billy Bob...Thomas. Wait...Thomas's real name is Billy Bob!"

THE END!

haha yes. the ending made absolutely no sense! but hopefully you liked this and sorry if the story is a little short.

but i thank all my reviewers! thank you!