Another chapter done! Here is CH 2…

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Chapter 2: Video Games, Grudges and a Yaoi Fangirl

Valon glared at his TV. He knew, of course, that it wasn't to blame for his trouble beating the high score on his video game…but he had to take his anger out on something!

He was playing 'Ultra Mega Dungeon Wars III' on his new game system. Which game system, you ask? Heck, he doesn't even know because its name is written in Japanese.

…Why he was living in Japan if didn't speak the language? We will never know…

Valon growled. "Grr! Ya stupid game!" He said angrily as he pressed completely random buttons. Why didn't he just read the instruction manual, you ask? 'Cause it was also in Japanese…

"Hiya!" Joey said happily as he stuck his head in the brunet's door. Valon jumped, causing him to mess up on the game and nearly to have a heart attack. He glared at the intruding blond.

"Wheeler! What are ya doin' here?" He demanded, "Get outta my…"

"Congratulations! You Won!" The game told him. Valon blinked stupidly.

"Huh? How did dat happen?" He wondered to himself before turning back to the blond. "So wadda you want anyways?" He asked the blond. Joey shrugged.

"…Well I was thinking about randomly trying to kill you for stealing Mai…but I lost my favorite knife yesterday, so I decided just to bug you instead." The blond replied sheepishly.

Valon sighed. "Kay, whatever…." He mumbled, looking back at the game. He blinked. Alister wouldn't play with him; Raphael wouldn't play with him, but maybe…

"Hey Wheeler, ya wanna play a game? I mean, since yer here an' all…" Valon said.

Joey blinked. "Eh, sure." He replied and plopped down on the brunet's bed. Joey was instantly handed a controller. "Gotta warn ya though…I ain't too bad at these kinds of games…"

--In the Kitchen—

Alister grumbled to himself as he attempted to raid the fridge.

He stopped when he felt a tug on his jacket. He turned to see who had bothered him, but saw nothing. Alister blinked.

"…Um, down here!" A voice said. The red head looked down and saw…Yugi? He jumped in surprise.

"Yugi? How in the blazes did you get here?" He demanded. The short teen sighed. "Sorry, I followed Joey and kind of got lost…" He said sheepishly.

Alister blinked. "How did Joey get here?" He asked. Yugi smiled.

"Joey has brunets on radar! It's handy for when we need to find/bribe Kaiba, lose Tristen in the mall, or are running from Tea…" He explained, shuddering after the last example.

"That's an odd ability to have." Alister commented. Yugi smiled back at him. "Yup! And his sister has gaydar…but claims it can find anyone she knows!" Alister sweat-dropped.

"Gee, that's an insult if I ever heard one." He muttered.

Yugi blinked innocently. "Huh? What do you mean?" He asked.

Alister rolled his eyes at Yugi's naïve nature. "Nothing…let's just find the idiots before they tear the house down." As the two boys walked over to Valon's room, the noises from inside scared them.

"Take dat! Die die die!"

"Nooooo! …Hah! Ya missed!"

"…Darn you! Bastard!"

"Ow! That hurt! How dare ya stab me there!"

Alister wrenched the door open in horror. Joey and Valon calmly looked up from the video game. Valon blinked, then smiled.

"Hey Al, ya wanna play with us?" He asked. Alister's jaw dropped.

"…But…you guys hate each other! Why are you playing games together!" He asked in shock. Both boys shrugged in reply. Joey glared.

"What? Who eva' said dat two enemies can't hang out and play video games?" He demanded. Valon nodded in agreement. Alister blinked.

"Okay…I guess I'll just be leaving now…" He said as he dragged Yugi out of the room. Alister shivered. "Geeze, and I thought yesterday was weird!" Just then Seto Kaiba stepped out of the shower with nothing but a pink towel on. Yugi and Alister stared. The red head finally snapped.

"Kaiba! What are you doing here?" He demanded, half in shock, and half trying to cover up his blush.

The CEO glared at him. "What does it look like I'm doing, Alister? I just got out of the shower, obviously!" He replied. Alister rolled his eyes; the embarrassment of seeing his rival nearly nude was forgotten.

"I can see that, but why are you using our shower?" He inquired.

Kaiba scowled. "Because my company was stolen! I usually bathe in the girl's bathroom, but now my company's gone!" He declared angrily.

Alister and Yugi: O.o

"But Kaiba, why can't you bathe at home?" Yugi asked. Kaiba jumped in shock, as he had noticed the short duelist for the first time.

"Yugi? What are you doing here?" He demanded. Yugi sighed and repeated his explanation. Kaiba rolled his eyes.

--In Valon's Room—

Joey blinked. "What the…when did Kaiba get here?" He asked aloud.

Valon blinked. "Eh? Say what?" He asked.

Joey stood up. He growled and stomped out the door. Valon blinked and hastily followed him. There in the living room they saw The Great Seto Kaiba…in a fluffy pink towel.

Joey glared at him. "Kaiba! What are ya…" His eyes widened at the sight of the brunet. He stared at Kaiba…and Kaiba stared back. Kaiba growled.

"What? Never seen a pink towel before?" He asked. Joey blinked.

"I've seen plenty of pint towels…I just never seen you in one…" The blond replied, drooling.

Serenity popped in, squealed like the rabid Yaoi fangirl she is and snapped pictures of Kaiba before running away. The others blinked. Alister twitched.

"Well that was random…" He noted. Raphael walked into the room and glared at Alister.

"How could you…that was the last stick of butter!" He yelled. Alister sighed. "So go to the store and get some more butter!" He yelled back. Raphael shook his head and turned on the TV.

"…This is just in! Residents believe the same person who stole Kaiba corp. has abducted every grocery store in Domino Japan! …Police blame the phenomenon on aliens…"

Raphael flicked to television off. "SEE!" He asked in rage. Alister blinked. The red head shrugged.

"Oh well, I was thinking about going on a diet anyways…" He commented.

Joey and Valon's jaws dropped. "NOOOOO! We're gonna starve!" They shouted in unison, clinging to each other. Alister sighed and walked out of the room. He returned a few minutes later with a glass of clear-yet-murky liquid.

"Hey anyone want some lemon-limeade?" He asked. Raphael gave the liquid a skeptical look.

"Oh…where did you get that?" He asked. Alister smiled.

"I made it using the lemon and the lime in the fridge…want some? We can all have some if we use straws…" He said. The others backed away from him.

Alister blinked. "What? We can share! None of us are diseased!" He stated.

Kaiba snorted. "The Mutt probably has rabies…" He said under his breath. Joey growled and tackled him to the ground, landing on top of the brunet in a suggestive position.

Alister, Valon, Raphael and Yugi: O.o

Serenity skips back into the room and snaps a picture while giggling to herself. Once again she disappeared.

Yugi blinks and looks at the others. "Um guys…did that just happen?" He asked. The others (including Joey and Kaiba) nod dumbly.

JouVal-Yaoi-Fanatik: Whoo! Yay! I have two chapters done already! Now I just have to work on the other five I was planning to update this week…cries please be patient people! And PLZ review!