Yawn…okay this took a long time to write. Wonder why? This chapter was inspired by a conversation I had and the fact that there is nearly nothing to eat in my dad's house…

Anyways, enjoy!

Valon: Whoo hoo! I get ta do the disclaimer again!

Disclimer (Valon): JouVal-Yaoi-Fanatik does not own Yugioh or the characters…otherwise Tea would not exist and I would have Joey!

Joey: (glares) In your dreams!

Valon and JouVal-Yaoi-Fanatik: Yep!

Joey: O.o

Random Randomness

Chapter 3: A Fanatical Sister and Hunger Pain

Serenity giggled to herself as she walked down the hall. She stopped and poked her head in her brother's door and smiled at the groggy blond.

"Morning big brother! Um…have you seen the glue?" She asked. He blinked and looked up at her.

"Serenity? Wadda ya need glue for?" He asked suspiciously. She smiled back innocently.

"Oh, just because…it's for an art project!" She said finally. Joey sighed and handed her a random bottle of glue from his closet. She squealed and bounded out of the room. Joey scratched his head in confusion.

"…Art project?" He rolled his eyes. "Whateva' she probably sniffs it or somethin'." He said as he rolled over and fell back asleep.

Serenity skipped happily all the way back to her room. She paused for a moment to smile at the 'Do Not Enter for Risk of Death' sign on her door. She smirked and snuck inside.

The auburn haired girl flicked on the lights to reveal three and a half walls completely covered in pictures. She smiled and held up her glue triumphantly, giving an evil laugh that even Marik and Bakura would be proud of.

Serenity then picked up the envelope on her dresser…an envelope of newly developed pictures! She took out the picture of Joey and Kaiba she had taken the day before, trimmed the edges, applied the glue, and pasted it to her half-empty wall. She then stood back to admire her work.

Pictures of Duke and Tristen wrestling, Tristen petting Joey's hair, Joey beating Tristen up for petting his hair, and random other pictures of her brother and her guy friends in suggestive positions were also applied to the wall. Serenity smiled in bliss once she had finished.

A few minute's later, Joey knocked on her door.

"Sis, you okay in there?" He asked. She scrambled to answer the door before he could open it, tripping over piles of yaoi romance novels and her Gravitation collection in the process.

The door creaked open, revealing only her face.

"Oh, hey Joey!" She said sweetly. Joey blinked, his eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"What are ya doin' in there?" He asked. Serenity laughed nervously.

"Well…I'm just working on my project…haha…nothing suspicious…nope, not at all!" She said hurriedly.

Joey blinked. "Okaaay…well I'm gonna go get lunch, you comin?" He asked. She shook her head.

"Nope! Gotta work on the project!" She said frantically as she slammed the door in his face. Joey blinked, and then sighed.

"Whateva…more for me then!" He said happily as he walked out of his apartment.

Joey walked down the street in the direction of Sizzler. He stopped when he saw Mai. She smiled at him.

"Hi Joey, where are you headed?" She asked flirtatiously. He shrugged.

"Jus' goin' ta Sizzler for lunch." He told her. Her eyes brightened.

"Cool, can I come! You should hang out with ME today!" She exclaimed as she hugged him. Joey jumped in surprise.

"Uh, are you okay Mai?" He asked, hoping she would return to normal…a lot of people were acting strange lately. She nodded hyperly.

"Yup I'm ok! Ijusthadalotofsugarisn'titgreat!Ilovecoffeedon'tyou!Oohweshouldgoshoppinglatercausethemallhasawesomeshoes!AreyouhungrycauseIam!letsgo!" She said quickly as she dragged him away.

Joey blinked in confusion, then sweat dropped when he deciphered what she had said.

"Maybe ya should lay off da sugar fer a while, Mai." He suggested. She glared at him.

"NO! My sugar! Youcannottakeitawayfromme!" She screamed, shoving him away and running down the street in tears.

He blinked. "Geeze…It was just a suggestion…" He sighed and turned back to Sizzler. His eyes widened. It was gone!

"What in the…buildings don't just disappear!" He shouted in shock.

A camera crew rushed to the scene. The reporter brushed her hair as the cameras were set up. "Hi, I am reporter Dustina Guitarez with channel 0008 News! It has happened again! Sizzler has disappeared from the face of this earth, along with every other restaurant in Domino aside from McDonalds! The cause of the disappearances is still being debated…"

Joey dropped to his knees. "NOOOOOOO!" He screamed in anguish. Kaiba appeared at his right, sniffling.

"Now you know how I feel, Wheeler!" He sniffled again. "My poor company…" Kaiba mumbled as he walked off into an alley. Joey blinked.

"Um…Kaiba, I wouldn't do that if I were you…" He started to say, but was cut off as Kaiba was jumped, beaten up and robbed by three random gang members. Joey sighed. His stomach growled as he began his long walk home...

--Ten minutes later—

Serenity smiled as she inspected her 'project'. Actually…the wall was her project, but this would do for an alibi.

She had taken an old vase she had gotten from the thrift store, smothered it in glue, and stuck on random beads, sequins, fake jewels, a button, and glitter that she found lying around the house. Serenity added a bow and decided it was finished.

She smiled when she heard Joey open the door. Serenity grabbed the 'project' and ran into the living room to greet him.

Serenity shoved the sticky mess into his face.

"Look Joey, isn't it awesome!" She asked gleefully. He blinked, then inspected the dripping monstrosity. He gave her a shaky smile.

"Err…yeah, that's great sis…" He mumbled. She beamed and hugged him.

"Thanks Joey! I knew you would love it!" She said, smirking inwardly. Somehow he had bought her lie…

JouVal-Yaoi-Fanatik: Chapter 3 done! I am so proud of my self! Well, Please R&R!