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Chapter 4: Modern-day Dangers

Dartz glared at the hideous beast before him, his eyes narrowing in careful anticipation. He thrust his finger forward accusingly at the creature.

"I know what you are, I am not afraid! Nothing you do can intimidate me!" The large white appliance stared back at him blankly.

Dartz's glare faded to a look of lament. He snuck forward slowly and painstakingly. If there was one think the king of Atlantis knew, it was to not give the creature a reason to attack.

The blue haired man stopped before it and pulled up its lip, dropping some silk garments inside its large mouth. He then added a noxious smelling liquid, spilling some of said liquid on the floor in his haste. Dartz cautiously reached up and pressed on a raised portion of its armor plated surface.

The sound of gurgling water from its throat made the Atlantian jump, and consequentially to slip on the spilled liquid. He fell forward into the mouth of the beast, its iron jaws closing over his head. Dartz screamed when its putrid saliva splashed onto his face.

"Release me at once!" Dartz screamed, both from rage and fear. "How dare you try to devour my face? Let go of me or I shall feed your soul to the Great Leviathan!"

Raphael stumbled into the laundry room, awaken by all the ruckus. He blinked and rubbed his eyes. The clock on the wall read 3:37 am.

"Master Dartz…I can understand wanting to be independent in the 'new world', but do you have to do your laundry this early in the morning?" The tall blond asked tiredly.

"Raphael! This thing…its…its eating my hair! Get me out of this horrid beast!" He screamed shrilly.

The blond sighed, watching his former employer and lord struggle with the washing machine. Dartz shrieked.

"Owww, my wondrous hair is caught in the creature's jaws! And it's foaming at the mouth! Raphael…save me!" He whined. Raphael sweat dropped.

"With all due respect master…it's just a washing machine!" He said in exasperation.

"Hurry! It's going to eat me!" Dartz squealed girlishly. Raphael sighed.

The blond strode over to the machine, lifted the lid and roughly pulled the Atlantian lord out of it. He stared at the frightened man, who was soaked to the shoulders in sudsy water. Dartz suddenly snapped, whacking Raphael over the head.

"You fool!" Dartz hissed. "Why couldn't you have done that sooner? How could you allow me to suffer like that?" He demanded. Raphael moodily nursed the bump on his head.

"It was quite easy, actually…" He muttered under his breath, earning him a slap in the face from Dartz.

The blue haired man walked away, shaking and dripping soap suds as he went. Was his shaking due to fear or fury? We may never know…

Raphael blinked as he watched Dartz disappear into his room, and slam the door behind him. "Okay…that was weird." He commented, heading back to his own room.

The blond got two hours of sleep before being awoken by a huge explosion in the kitchen. Raphael bolted through the hall and stopped when he noticed the smoke coming up the stairs. Alister and Valon stopped beside him. They hadapparently also been awoken by the noise.

Once they had entered the first-floor kitchen, the three mengaped at the scene before them. A scorched and coughing Dartz stood by the smoking remains of what was once their microwave. He looked up at the shocked DOOM bikers with a sheepish grin.

"Um…it wasn't me?" The King of Atlantis weakly replied, earning him three glares in return.

JouVal-Yaoi-Fanatik: Ah! This chapter came out fast! Sorry if I bored you this time…but I have always thought that Dartz would have trouble with modern-day machines. I really couldn't help writing this.

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