Gwah...so sorry to you readers! I've gotten sick recently and I cant seem to get my butt off the computer when I should be typing up a game guide for a site, doing some art, studying things, etc etc etc blah blah fishcakes blah blah..

Yea..I'm sorry if I didn't review to your stories! I will get to them soon! For now please enjoy this chapte

I also apoligize in advance for this chapters, would-be shortness and for the crappy ending. Enjoy?

March of the Band People

Sister Kate handed everyone out assorted intruments. "Today," she said to the class. "We are going to perform in the All-State Festival and Competition in two weeks! Isn't that exiting!"

Everyone booed. If it was one thing they hated, it was competing againts the smart people who were going to 'own' them anyway.

"Do we have to?" groaned Rosette.

"Yes, you have to," replied Sister Kate. Then she smacked Rosette upside the head for good measures.

Everyone groaned. If it was another thing they hated, it was being forced to do something they never wanted to do anyway.

"Stop whinning!" yelled Sister Kate. "And Chrno, stop trying to eat the clarinet!"

Of course, Chrno was almost done trying to eat half of it left while Aion painted his drum kits green, Rosette threw her cymbals out the window, Fiore was cleaning her trombone, Joshua was trying to figure out why the trumpet was colored the way it was, Azmaria...well, she used her guitar as a pillow. The three nuns, Mary, Anna, and Claire had no idea how to use the xylophone and broke it along the way. Genai got to play the acordion and Shader got a free keyboard. Mary Magdalene didn't get an instrument due to the fact that everyone was paranoid she'd kill the judges or go haywire.

Sister Kate tapped her desk. "Okay everyone, on three play! One, two, three!"

Everyone blared out a random note that when all together, could be powerful enough to make terrorist scream.

"Okay, stop!"

Everyone continued playing random stuff.

"...STOP."

Still playing random stuff? Heck yes.

Sister Kate waved her hands in the air. "STOP STOP STOP STOP!"

Everyone immediately stopped.

Sister Kate sighed. "Look, if your going to be able to beat 'The Greek Ones' you'll have to be MUCH better than that."

Shader raised her hand. "Sister Kate, who are 'The Greek Ones'?"

"Yes well, they're a talented band of Greek musicians who play around in varoius contests and festivals with their famous 'Polka Rock'. So far, they have been undefeated. Hence why they are called 'The Greek Ones' as they will be your biggest opponent in the festival."

Aion stared at Kate wide eyed. "You mean...that WE have to beat some old people from Greece...just for the hell of it!"

"Oh no Aion. If you win you'll get a trophy the size of a cow."

"Homigosh, there's gonna be a cow there! I love cows!" screamed Fiore.

Everyone looked at her all strange.

"What? I love cows. Azmaria even gave me a cow-head pillow for Christmas! Wanna see!" Fiore took out her cow-head pillow.

"Quiet! As long as I am your teacher, you will participate in that festival! Now I want all of you in seperate groups right now! And I don't want you to come back as a whole until you get it perfect!" And with that, Sister Kate grabbed her lesson plans, her purse, a clock and stormed out of the classroom.

"Great! Now what will we do! We're all too dumb to worry about some stupid competition that we'll lose but we're too dumb to do anything useful!" screamed Joshua, who had slammed his dollar store trumpet at the ground.

Rosette picked up the dollar store trumpet, which was miracously, undamaged. "Joshua, you heard what Kate said. We can't practice together as a whole group unless we're divided into mini groups."

Aion rubbed his chin evily."Hm...good point. Okay everyone! Divide into groups now! Me, Joshua, Fiore, Satella and Chrno will be one! Rosette, Azmaria, and you...three nun...chicks...go with Rosette!"

"What about us!" complained an angry Genai and Shader.

"Oh yeaaaaah. Eh, you two can be a group."

Genai and Shader looked at Aion, then at each other, and shrugged.

"Now let the practicing begin!"

ONE WEEK OF HARD TRAINING LATER

Sister Kate walked up the thrity steps. She had not came to school for a week (she forced the principal to give her a vacation) and was a little regretful about what she had said a week ago. It didn't matter anymore because she was already at the 30th story. She took in a deep breath and opened the door. Sounds of a 'professional' band were heard just as she walked it.

"Oh hello Sister Kate!" Rosette said.

"Welcome back!" said Mary Magdalene.

"Wheeeeeee!" Chrno said.

Sister Kate was absolutely amazed by the 'professional' sound of their music. She screamed joyfully, climbed up her desk, and started dancing.

"Sister Kate, are you okay?" asked Fiore.

Kate got down from her desk and breathed deeply. "Haha yes...I'm ok. Hahahaha! Ah..sorry I just...hahahaha! It's just that...you're so much better than the week before when you absolutely sucked."

"So...um...does that mean we can go the the competiton thing?" asked Aion.

"Why yes you can!" she said cheerfuly. Then Sister Kate hugged Aion.

"Ewwww! I got nun germs!" Aion yelled. Then he touched Shader. "HA! You got nun germs!"

THE DAY OF THE COMPETITION

"Dude..." Genai said. "This place is like...huge."

Aion slapped Genai upside the head. "You dumbass! Of course this place is huge! Why else would a competition be held here!"

"Because its...huge?" Genai questioned.

Aion held his hand in front of his face and 'slapped' himself. (a/n: kinda hard to explain but its like hitting yourself on the forehead or something)

Fiore put a finger on her lips and did 'the shuuuushing sound'. "Quiet!" she whispered. "Do you want us to fail!"

Aion and Genai shook their heads no.

Shortly thereafter, everyone arrived in a theater-like room to be evaluated.

An old lady with her hair up in a bun spoke. "Ah, I see we got some new people here."

"Yea yea can we just start now!" Shader screamed.

"Oh yes...whenever you're ready!" she smiled.

Everyone looked at her and shrugged. They looked at Sister Kate for her to give them an order. She nodded.

Then everyone played this really random song that sounds like mexican salsa, the music, not the food dammit.

After a while, they finished their song and the old lady with her hair up in a bun screamed her lungs out. She was definatelly not the kind old lady you just see in a supermarket.

"WHAT...THE HELL WAS THAT! THAT WAS UTTER CRAP! YOU SUCKED!" she screamed.

"Alright that's it!" Aion said. Then he opened his suitcase and out came a giant robot the size of the Statue of Liberty.

All the girls screamed.

Then the giant robot thing went rampid and smashed everything. It made things in blazes, things blow up, people running the heck outta here...yup. Just a normal, normal day for Pandemonium to come by. Yup.

"Aion! Make it stooooop!" Rosette yelled from all the screaming people.

"OH FIIIINE! First, Sister Kate makes me compete in some stupid competition, second, Chrno wants a giant robot to run rampid in New York and now, you want the stupid robot dead! Well I ain't doing it!" Aion complained. "That's all you guys do! Complain!"

"Ahahahahahahahah!" a voice evily laughed.

Meanwhile, Shader actually cared enough to be smart and go hook a hose onto a fire hydrant to drown the flames in watery goodness.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Water! NOOOOOOOO!" Then, out came an old guy (no offense) with an afro, a lady wearing different boxes, another guy who was bald, and some dog covered in peanut butter.

"...What the heck are you!" said Shader.

The old guy with the afro coughed. "Ah...we are..." Then came in his weird battle/disco pose. "THE GREEK ONES! FEAR US!"

Fiore blinked. "What the heck! Your just a bun'cha old people!"

"How dare you say that to my husband!" said the lady wearing boxes.

Joshua, Genai, Azmaria (who we all know, was probably asleep by now), Rosette and the three nuns made shifty eyebrows.

"What? Didn't we say we were...THE GREEK ONES!" they all screamed.

Sister Kate sighed. "Yeah, whatever."

The Greek One's eyes widened. "WHAT! You can't say that at an oldie! Give respect to your elders!"

Sister Kate also made 'the shifty eyebrows'. "...YO MAMA!"

The guy with the afro gasped. "NO! NOT MY MAMA!"

Aion, Genai and Shader snickered.

"OH YES YO MAMA!" said Sister Kate. "YO MAMA IS SO DUMB, SHE SITS ON THE STOVE, AND STARES AT THE FOOD!"

"NOOOOOOO NOT MY MAMA!"

"OH YES YO MAMA! JOE MAMA!"

Joshua looked at Rosette. "Sis, I don't get 'Joe Mama'."

Rosette patted Joshua on the back. "It's alright dear brother. Everything is fine."

Joshua still looked confused. "...'Joe Mama'?"

Everyone snickered.

Delicate tears began forming in Joshua's eyes. "Joe Mama?...What the hell is that!"

THE END

Shwooo! So I kinda updated a little too late, so sue me. Hope you readers stil like this story though, cause I'm thinking about making a sequel out of this. (hint hint nudge nudge)