First off I'm sorry for all of the people who liked this fanfiction out there (haha long word for "fans") cause...the authoress (which is me, midnightdothack blagbladfd) got sick, went to an orchestra concert and has one coming up, has to practice for a upcoming piano recital (urgh), study for final exams coming up, make up a text, got sick (again) and the list goes on.

... Anyway I'm annoncing some news for 'Random Stories of the Magdalene Order' and you fans out there.

Bad news. This fanfic will be planned to end around 18-28 chapters...

Good news! After this fanfic will be completed, it will possible have a sequel or 2! Of course this idea isn't final yettttt...

Uh...yea. The rest of the crap is written on the bottom so I don't spoil your mood for reading this...read, review and enjoy.

((btw, feel free to express your opinions don't flame for no aparent reason please in your review!))

The Best Cooking Show Ever.

(EVEERRR!)

Aion came to school late one day.

"SISTER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEE!" he yelled from the 19th story, then the 20th, 21st, 22nd, and on.

"SISTER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!"

Then he made it to the 30th story, at last. He burst opened the door to tell Sister Kate his awesome idea, because awesome ideas are awesome like that.

"SisterKateSisterKateSisterKateSisterKateguesswhat!Ihaveasupersupersupercoolideaformeandtheotherdemons!"

Everyone including Sister Kate, looked at him weird. "What is it Aion?" she asked.

Aion heavily panted. "I have the coolest idea! We can raise money for stuff by making a cooking show! Isn't it awesome!"

Rosette glared evily at him. "We never needed to raise any money. I bet we have enough."

Shader nodded her head. "So true, you dumbass."

"Now hold on. Aion may have a good idea." Sister Kate said. "Now what was your great idea."

Aion glared evily. "I just told you! A japanese cooking show! We can have American Sumos and-and-and-and SUSHI!"

"Homigawsh! Sushi! I LOOOOVE Sushi!" Fiore yelled out, waving her arms frantically in the air because she felt like it.

Joshua couldn't help but cringe and slowly turn his head toward Aion. "You know this is gonna be a bad thing right?"

Aion looked at Joshua with shifty eyes. "How's it gonna be bad?"

"First. The only people who CAN actually cook are Fiore, Satella, Shader and Genai..." Joshua sighed. "Second, we're just gonna cause chaos around us like we usually do. And thirdly..." Joshua took a moment to glare at a sleeping and drooling Chrno. "Chrno's gonna ruin it all anyway."

"So what if we only have one guy who can cook...and so what if we're stupid idiots who'll mess up anyway, we'll try!" Aion patted Joshua on the shoulder reassuringly.

"That's right!" said Sister Kate. "We can ask Remington if we can use the storage room on the 16th story for broadcasting, and I'm sure Remington will also have free props for us to use. And we will start it today!"

"But Sister Ka-- -" butted in Shader.

"Ah! Ah! No 'buts' Shader! We will do this!"

Of course, that wasn't what Shader was going to say. What she was gonna say however, was that it was "Teacher Appreciation Week" and the principal had given special Remington a week off to visit Pearl Harbor in Hawaii so Remington wasn't in the gym. Why would the principal choose Remington for a vacation and not the others? Cause Remington was special. Plus he was the only gym teacher so might as well do something special for him...

"Ah fudge it," Sister Kate said, once she found out the news herself. "We'll just skip to art class now."

10 MINUTES LATER...

Fiore was sketching away with a really cool picture until...

"Floretta, may I ask what you are drawing?" asked her sister, Satella.

Fiore blinked rapidly, then showed Satella her drawing.

"Sis...why did you draw a guy in black..."

"Hm? Oh its just a guy..."

"And may I ask why he is wearing the...!"

"Waaah! I didn't mean to! I though it was funny!"

"Floretta, may I ask you another question?"

"Yes?"

"...If he's a...you-know-what, why is he holding..." she pointed to what she was refering to on Fiore's drawing. "...a fudge-sicle?

"...I though it was cute!" Fiore gave out a weird smile.

Satella groaned. "Some sister..."

ONE WEEK LATER AFTER REMINGTON IS BACK...

...TO THE FOOD CHANNEL, FOODY 4U...(yes they named their food channel 'Foody 4U')

"Alright! Is everything set!" yelled Chrno.

"Shut up Chrno, stop being an idiot," Rosette said, who was in charge of ordering people around and making sure they were on time.

Chrno began to have that puppy dog look on his face.

"Aww..." Rosette kissed him on the forehead. Then pointed to a nearby chair for him to sit on. "And we're gonna be on in...4...5...7...2...no wait. Joshua! Your 'problem' is getting to meeee! Ah whatever! 5...4...3...2...1...GO!"

Bright lights began to zoom everywhere as the stage finally revealed itself; some shiny countertops, a stove, microwave and lots of cooking applianced all in a box.

"Welcome kids to our japanese pretty cooking show!" Aion said, skidding onto the shiny floor onstage. "I'm Aion, yourrrrrr japanese awesome head cooker! And herereeeeeeeessss...JOSHUA!"

Clapping ensued and crowd went wild. Only Joshua never came onstage.

"Ehehe...we'll be right back after a sudden commerical!" Aion said gleefully, then went backstage, where Joshua was, wearing a bright pink apron with hearts and polka-dots everywhere and with a big pocket.

Joshua whined. "I'm not going out there wearing this!" he pointed to his pink apron.

"Nonsense!" Aion exclaimed, grabbing Joshua by the arm to front stage. "Besides, you might pick up hot chicks in that."

Joshua groaned. If there was any chick he was going to be picking up, It'd be...himself. If he were a girl.

Suddenly, explosions came from the front studio.

"Whoa!" Aion tried to speak through all the thick black smoke as he walked through to the front. "Who is it now! I'm not gonna let some stupid little smoke ruin my japanese cooking show unless..."

Of course, Aion was interrupted in though when Shader (who was the prop manager) had brough some of her cough drops and threw it at the smoke, thinging that "The new fad is throwing cough drops at smoke!"

Well...sad to say Shader's way of going with the new fads didn't work, but the smoke cleared out eventually to reveal a familiar old guy with an afro, an old lady wearing boxes, another old guy who was bald, and a dog covered in Peanut Butter and Jelly.

"Hey...I think those old people look familiar," Genai commented.

"Really?" noted Azmaria. "Oh heeyyyyy they do. Yooohooo! Old people!"

Satella couldn't help but get out one of those japanese style paper fans and smack Azmaria with it. "Respect your elders, girl!"

"Ugh...what's up with the dog!" Rosette said, disgusted.

"Maybe it could be a chihuahua! CHIWAWA!" Chrno yellled exited.

"QUIET EVERYBODY!" the afro old guy roared.

Silence filled the whole studio.

"Ahem thank you. Now of course you know us..." the afro guy said. "Because we are...THE GREEK ONES!"

"Uh huh. Yea. Who are you again?" Aion asked.

"WE JUST TOLD YOU!" the box-wearing lady pouted. "We're the Greek Ones! Y'know...the greek band...and the festival thing that we saw you at...right?"

"Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Rosette remembered. "You're those old people we saw at that festival magiger thing."

"Yea...and why are you here again?" Genai rudely interupted.

"After that incident with my husband and the group," the boxed lady explained. "we were totally ashamed and went in hiding for 5 minutes, thinking of all the horrible things you younglings have done to us seniors! Bah-hum-bug! You don't visit us, shower us with hugs or gifts, give us an respect and make so many jokes about us!"

"And your point issssss...what?" Fiore asked, quickly motioning her hand in a circular form.

"Well that's the point." the bald guy pointed out. "BUT NOW! WE HAVE YOUR SUPER! DOOOPHER! GIANT ROBOT YOU CARELESSLY LEFT BEHIND BACK AT THE FESTIVAL! MWAHAHAHAHHAH!" and with that, a giant robot popped up from underground and appeared in the sky so high...

"Heyyyyy now thats a pretty robot. Wouldn't wanna ruin thaaaatt..." Fiore commented, as if she were a drunkee or had smelled a Sharpie too much. "UNLESS I HAD...THIS!" and from under her dress thing, Fiore pulled out a shotgun and pointed it at the freakisly huge robot. "It's a shotgun, Mr. Robot, so make sure you don't die right away, o-kayyyyy? READYORNOTANYTHINGBLAHBLAHBLAH!" and with that...Fiore frantically shooted as if there were no tomorrow.

"Geh! Is Fiore alright?" Shader asked Genai.

"Oh she'll be fine. Give or take 5 hours before the effect goes," Genai replied. "She's a tough girl for a maid lady..."

And all through the night, you could probably still hear Fiore's crazy screaming and shooting.

"I LIKE PANCAKES!"

THE END

I must admit, however, the ending...SUCKED. And yea I know i probably have a habit of doing so but eh...but I hope it was still good. got to see some crazy fiore stuff even though it was extremely OOC (out of character), but it was interesting to see how a crazy fiore would be like.

now notes!

- "old people" from the last chapter (Chapter 11 - March of the Band People)

and thats it! sorry for any errors (lazy to read over) and remember to read and review! oh wait...eh nevermind.