Shadowsonicstar: I'm on a roll!

Moonlight: This is scary. For one minute your mother asks you to take out the trash and it takes you 34 minutes to walk for 2 minutes and the next minute you are writing stuff down at the speed of well, fast.

Shadosonicstar: Shut up! I was in a good mood untill you brought that up.

Sasuke: I'm back with the pizza.

Shadowsonicstar: And now I'm in a good mood again!

Naruto: Pizza!

Moonlight: Plez... just start.

Shadow naruto sasuke: START

" It is I, Zabuza."

" yeah yeah. The guy who killed s bunch of genins and you weren't even a ninja."

" How the hell do you know that?"

" Cuz its lights out"

" Wha?

Suddenly Zabuza was knocked out by Naruto in .2 seconds.

" What the hell did you do Naruto!" Was all everyone could ask. ( I made it so short cuz I suck at fighting)

" A simple trick" was all Naruto answered.

Then, Haku appeared saying about the body. ( Too lazy to write)

" I will work on this body now"

" I'm afraid you won't have to do that Haku"

" Naruto-kun?"

" How the hell do you know him!" was all everyone could ask.

" well..."

FLASHBACK

Naruto happily walked in the forest practicing rasengan when Haku appeared.

" Naruto.."

" How do you remember me?"

Kyuu. How the hell does he remember me? Oh yeah... see, the jutsu only worked on the people who were alive. So the Old man knows too! Yup. He just isn't saying it cuz he doesn't want to screw up the time-line. Same with Zabuza. oh.

" Haku... you don't have to die this time."

" But what about Gato?"

" He's dead"

" How?"

" Why do you think I was happy?"

" Oh..."

" Well, lets trick people."

" Whatever.."

END FLASHBACK

" What do you mean die?"

" Naruto-kun... maybe we should tell them"

" Fine."

" Naruto what are you not telling us..." Was all they said.

" Okay. Jeez. I'm from the future."

Naruto tells them what happened including the part where the hokage dies and he knows up to the part where Sasuke and him were best friends and he killed him for the sharingan. Sorta died.

" So thats basically the story." They all gaped.

" So we need you to get back to your time" Kakashi said.

" WE were BEST FRIENDS and I even said it!"

" Yes. We were close" Very close. Closer that I won't even tell you how."

" What are you talking about dobe?"

It took him about a minute to finally realize what he ment.

" Holy crap! We were that close!"

" You and Sasuke-kun were...!" Sakura said feeling her heart brake. ( SRY. I just hate Sakura XD)

" Yup!"

Nice going Kit. I think you just gave them another heart attack. Espicially the Uchiha brat. Yeah. You got a problem with it? That was soooo AWESOME! Freak them out even more! okay.

" Sakura also is dating Lee and Kakashi is with well, Iruka."

This time Sakura and Kakashi fainted.

YEAH! Tell them Kit!

Shadowsonicstar: WOOHOO! I guess it is SasuNaru. I guess NaruHina will be in my next story.

Moonlight: Pathetic.

Sasuke: I'm with...Naruto?

Naruto: Sasuke-teme...and me?

Shadowsonicstar: Yes. I shall give you two room now.

Moonlight: Dido.

Sasuke throws Naruto on bed.

Sasuke: Looks like its just you and me.

Naruto: No way in hell am I gonna be an uke.

Shadowsonicstar: No flames plez! All flames shall be given to Kit to roast marshmellows!