Chapteh 2:Sasuke doesn't like Fangirls.

The next day, after Itachi finally managed to get out of that evil basket, Sasuke decided it would be nice to say good morning to his brother… by turning up his radio full blast.

He crept downstairs and slid through the crack between the wall and the door. His brother wasn't facing him, and plus, just like yesterday, he was a breathing lump of blankets.

No, little Sasuke wasn't going to jump on him. He just snuck around his bed to the already plugged-in radio. But, no, it wasn't on. Sasuke would fix that.

He wasn't very sure how to turn it on though. So he just flipped every switch and pressed 'Power' … Uh-oh…

The force of the song made Sasuke cover his ears and giggle.

Itachi jumped up, falling off the bed and whacking his nose on the dresser.

"Good mornin' Aniki!" Sasuke pressed 'Power' again. Itachi sat up, hands covering his nose. Blood dripped through a bit.

"Sasuke… get out…" Itachi said. He held in his anger and tried to stay calm. Sasuke gulped and ran back to his room. Up the stairs, into the door before realizing it wasn't open… again… and into his bed.

Back downstairs, a VERY mad Itachi walked over to the bathroom and took out a cloth. He held it to his nose and thought about how…stupid… his little brother could be sometimes.

Did he say sometimes? He meant, How stupid Sasuke was. All the time. He saw Mikoto walked in, gasping.

"Itachi…! What happened!" She rushed over to him.

"Sasuke turned on my radio. And I fell off my bed." He said. But to Mikoto it sounded more like ;

"Mshkay turnd onm redyyo and ifall osh meh bidd"

No, Mikoto wasn't deaf. Its just really hard to talk with a cloth over your face.

"Can you say that again?" Mikoto asked, taking a clean cloth and wiping the dark blood off his face.

"Sasuke. Turned. On. My. Radio. And. I. Fell. Off. My. Bed." He said, a clear as he could get.

"Sasuke turned on your radio and… you fell off your bed…?"

Just then Sasuke walked in with an innocent little look on his face.

" Its true…" He whispered, head down.

"Oh, Sasuke! You know other than to do that!"

"… I know…"

"Say sorry."

"Sowwy Aniki…" He walked over to his brother and looked up. With those cute, little, innocent eyes.

Itachi couldn't resist. He sighed.

"Its okay…"

Sometime later, when Mikoto stopped the bleeding and put a little white bandage over the bridge of his nose, Sasuke came running up to Itachi once again.

"Can we pleeeeeeeeeease play Aniki?" Sasuke and Itachi were already dressed, and ready to do something.

"…Fine…" No. Itachi didn't really want to do this. He was just really really really bored.

Sasuke grabbed Itachis hand and led him to the door. Itachi barely had enough time to shout "Were leaving!" before Sasuke dragged him out the door to the pier. This was always Sasuke's favorite spot, because sometimes he saw little fish swimming around in the clear water. Fish were his favorite animal because of this.

And that's when a little pink-haired chibi girl came up behind them.

"Hi Sasuke-kun!" She said.

This frightened Itachi so much he fell into the water.

Sasuke turned his head very slowly and said

"Hi…" Sasuke was used to this. He had all the little girls and even some big ones chasing him around. He hated fangirls. A lot.

Itachi bubbled up to the surface of the water. His bangs were plastered to his face and he was not happy. Not at all.

He spit out the lake water. It did NOT taste good.

"Who. Are. You?" Itachi said through gritted teeth.

" Me? I'm Sasuke-kun's girlfriend!" Sakura grinned and pointed to herself.

"No! You aren't my giwrlfriend!" ( A/N: Yes. I spelled it wrong on purpose!) Sasuke argued. He did not like this annoying girl.

"Yes I am! Don't deny it! You know you love me!" She put her hands on her hips. Her eyebrows furrowed up on her huge forehead.

Itachi sighed and pulled himself out of the cold water. He purposely flicked water at Sakura. He didn't like her either.

That's when a small pale-eyed girl came up to Sakura.

"Sakura…wh-why don't we j-just l-leave Sasuke a-alone…?" Hinata pulled on Sakura's

sleeve.

Sakura sighed before answering.

"Ok. See you later Sasuke-kun!" She smiled and ran away to play with Hinata.

"Aniki?" Sasuke looked up to his dripping wet brother.

"Hmm?"

"I don't like Fangirls. They're sca-"

A horde of those dreaded Fangirls came running up to the pier. Each with a sort of gift in their hand. The leader, and Blonde girl with big blue eyes, walked up to him.

"Hi! We are the SFC!" She said. Hearts filled up all of their eyes.

A bombard of presents came flying at him. Itachi sighed… again and dove back into the water, leaving Sasuke to deal with the SFC.

"Aniki!" Sasuke's eyes widened and he scrambled to the end of the dock.

"SFC Stands for Sasuke Fan club!" The blonde girl, who we know as Ino, said.

"Sasuke Fan club?" Itachi appeared behind them. They all shrieked in surprise.

The group that was once the SFC was now a cloud of dust in the distance. In a puff of chakra, Itachi was dry again.

"Aniki?" Sasuke asked, kicking some of the 'presents' into the water, never to be seen again.

"I really don't like fangirls" Sasuke said shortly.

"Neither do I Sasuke, neither do I…"

A/N : Whee! Second chaptah,hmm! But no one will review, hmm! ;; Yeah. I need ideas, hmm!