Chapter 5: Return of the SFC! (Oh no!)

Oops! I haven't been doing Disclaimers!

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And, sadly, There will be no IFC, (Itachi Fan club) Sorry!"

After teaching Sasuke glaring, Itachi was bored. Very bored. He was mad at Shisui, and, well… He didn't want to ask Sasuke to play, for Heavens sake! After all, this is Uchiha Itachi were talking about!

But, He did. He walked up to his little brother's room, where Sasuke was sitting on his bed, cutting up Fugaku's favorite magazine. He didn't even bother to knock, Sasuke LOVED it when Itachi came up to his room!

"Aniki!" Sasuke turned his head at the visitor. He smiled and rolled off his bed to see his brother. Itachi sighed.

"Do…you want… to do something Sasuke?" Itachi felt terribly embarrassed. But of course, he kept his straight face and didn't show the embarrassment.

"YEA!" Little Sasuke took the magazine clippings and fed them to the cat. (Its not the end of this cat! It plays a big part soon.)

Since when do they have a cat? They've always had it. It was just always hiding Itachi's room, so we never saw it. That's because its Itachi's cat.

Its name is Mini-Itachi. It looks just like him, too. Shiny black fur and big black eyes.

Now, back to the story,

Sasuke thought for a moment.

"What will we do?"

" I want to show you around Konoha…" Itachi said, flatly.

"Aniki! I already KNOW what Konoha looks like!"

"…So?"

Sasuke thought for a minute. He crossed his little arms. Hey, he'd get to spend more time with his Aniki!

"OK!"

Itachi smirked. They walked out the door, headed for nowhere inparticular.

Sasuke hated the silence. A lot. So he tried to start a conversation.

"…Aniki?"

"Hai?"

" Why do you like Mini-aniki so much?" Sasuke had to go and ask the stupidest question EVER. And, by Mini-Aniki, he meant Itachi's cat.

"Im not sure, Sasuke. I just do…" Itachi loved the little him. It followed him everywhere, except out side. He was always in the show, hiding in Itachi's shadow.

But we never saw him, because, well… he hid in Itachi's shadow…

Itachi loved the silence. So he just dropped the "conversation". Note the quotation marks.

Just then Itachi heard whispering.

"What did you say, Sasuke?" Sasuke looked up with a confused little face.

"I thought you said something, Aniki…!"

"OH MY GOSH! THERE HE IS!"

"SASUKE-KUN!"

Itachi and Sasuke gulped in unison and turned their heads.

"…Th-the…SFC…" The Uchiha brothers took off running. The only place they could hide right now was in:

Mrs. Nara's vegetable garden

The Yamanaka flower Shop

The Hokage's Office

If you guessed the Yamanaka Flower Shop, you were right. They dove in the door, luckily no one was at the front desk. Sasuke hid under a table full of roses, and Itachi lilies and daisies.

Was it just a coincidence that the SFC came in just then to get a free flower for Sasuke, or was it that they followed him?

Well, the SFC wasn't really that smart, and they didn't know that the person they were getting flowers for was right under the table.

Sasuke started to panic. Itachi made the motion to be quiet. Sasuke covered his mouth with his hands.

" Hey, you guys, the rose is the symbol for love! Everyone, get a rose!" The Leader, known as Ino said.

Did I already mention Sasuke was hiding under the Rose table?

Well, I did. If you didn't know.

When all the SFC were crowded around the table that Sasuke happened to be hiding under, Sasuke couldn't take it. He was scared of tight, cramped spaces like this. There was an opening just big enough for him to fit out of between some of the girls' legs.

Could Sasuke make it? He tried to plan an escape route to Itachi's table in his little head.

He found a way he could do it. Itachi was on to Sasuke's plan, and he moved over so his little brother could fit.

Sasuke took a deep breath and got on his hands and knees.

He started crawling. When he was half-way there,(As every girl was trying to pick the perfect rose), he felt he had to sneeze. Bad.

He was allergic to some flowers. He crawled a bit faster and made it to Itachi.

And then he sneezed.

Luckily, since his brother was just such a good ninja, he randomly transported them back under the the rose table right when all the SFC turned their Sasuke-filled heads to the lilies and daisies table.

That's when Sasuke remembered the Patented Uchiha Death Glare ©.

He smirked. Itachi knew exactly what Sasuke was thinking. He had been waiting for him to do this ever since the first ran into the SFC that morning.

Sasuke crawled out from under the table and exited as loudly as he could.

"OH MY GAWD! HES BEEN IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! SQUEE!"

Ino gasped,slapped her hand to her cheek, and pointed to the door.

They all dropped their roses and ran out the door.

When Sasuke had led them to a field,

He squinted his eyes,

He frowned the best (or worst?) he could, and WHOOSH!

The field was in flames and the Sasuke Fan club, was once again, a puff of dust in the distance. He started making his way to get his brother out from under that table.

Back with Itachi, who… was still under the table…

Itachi shifted and sat up, but, he was tall. He couldn't sit up straight without bumping his head.

So, he promptly bumped his head and fell to the ground. Again.

Sasuke came around the corner, to the Yamanaka flower shop, walked into the door, opened the door and found his brother unconscious on the floor.

"Aniki!" Sasuke kicked his brother lightly on the shoulder.

Itachi shot up and rubbed his head.

"Lets go, Sasuke…" He didn't want to get hurt again. Plus, Sasuke got rid of the SFC for a day.

A/N: Longest chapter Ive written for this story yet! Yea!

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