Chapter 11: Sasuke's NEW Pet.
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Author: Cherry Flavored Sakura
Dedicated to: A good friend. As in on this website. Does the pen-name Determined sound farmiliar to you? You know you rock! –hands you an L plushie-
AUTHORS NOTE: …My terrible Happening in my life isn't that much of a worry anymore. Ill…still try to update more and more! PS- I have a billion zillion million gallion stories coming up soon….
"Meow" Mini-Itachi …well, meowed. MI put his paw on Itachi's nose.
"Good kitty." Itachi said. If you were close enough, you would swear he was smiling. He picked his cat up and walked out the room.
Sometimes Sasuke wished he had a pet. All his friends had pets, even the SFC. They had blue fishes named Sasuke-kun. He didn't like cats or dogs…he was allergic to them.
"…" He sighed and rested his chin on his hands.
Suddenly a thought sprang to his mind.
Why get a troublesome pet you have to take care of, when you can just have one for free without the hassle of litter boxes and walking-leashes? Sasuke knew what pet he wanted…
..a Tomato!
"YES!" He screeched and punched the air. Mikoto, who was, sadly enough, walking through the room at the time stared at her son and continued walking out to the patio to do some gardening.
Sasuke let a cheesy laugh escape his mouth. He took a deep breath and tried to act as if he wasn't going to go…to…MRS NARA'S VEGETABLE GARDEN! DUN DUN DUN….
"Mooottthherr! Im going outside now!" Sasuke yelled. He heard Mikoto's faint " Ok Honey! Be careful!"
Sasuke ran out the door, all the way to the Nara house hold. When he got there, he forced himself to stop for a minute to catch his breath.
"Hm…it seems like no one is home..so…my plan shall work!MWAHAHAHAH!" Lighting flashed above and thunder boomed. Then it cleared again and the sun came back out.
Sasuke unlatched the latch on the small wooden door. He shut it behind him quietly.
"Hm…tomatoes…tomatoes…" Sasuke clutched his chin and scanned the garden for his favorite fruit-vegetable thingeh.
"Aahah!" He said not-too-loudly. There was just one tomatoe left.
Sasuke darted forward towards the plant. His fingers pulled the juicy red fruit vegetable thingamahoozit off the stem.
"Yes!" He whispered.
While speeding back to his house, Sasuke wondered how exactly he would sneak this into the house.
Eh, simple. He'd just put it in his pocket and say he found a really cool rock on his way back.
That would work.
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When Sasuke slipped in the door and up the stairs, into the door, out the open window only to hit the tree that was smack dab outside the window (Nearly squishing his lovely tomatoe!), back in the front door and onto his bed. He grabbed one of his socks and made a bed for the tomato.
…The tomato's name…was…(Insert Dramatic Pause here)…
BOB!
"Bobeh!" Sasuke said in Fangirl Language. Even though he was a guy. He'd been around the SFC too long.
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When Itachi got home later that night, he was the first (And only) person to notice Sasuke's new pet.
The next morning, Itachi also noticed the tomato was gone, and there was small red spots here and there with a rare seed.
Hm, wonder what happened.
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YAAAYY! I finally finished a chapter. I don't think this chapter is as funny as the other ones, though… Well….how did you like it?
