Authors Note: Alright bitches? The Squash is back! Sorry haven't updated this thing in a while but I have a life ya know. Can't be updating all the time. Thanks for the reviewing, keep it up!
Krissiekins02: No it is not a joke, shove your review up your hole cause it's not welcome around here, got it? And I also post my stories at BWR so the 'shit is abounding' there too smart-ass!
Carleana24: She calls her that because this is my story and I say so, right?
Gymtig: Actually I have seen the show, several times and if you think that they are out of character then that is very observant of you. I, however don't care what you think and like the way I write the characters. If you don't like it, DON"T READ IT!
Lyonser: Well thank you, I agree my summary was very good. So what if the dialoge ain't Gilmore-ish, it's called fan-fiction for a reason! This is my interpretation of the show and I like it so I will not re-write it just beacuse you tell me to.
purtyinpink71121: Thank you very much.
Lolabelle26: Curiosity killed the cat. But don't let that stop you from reading!
Strange Things Are A Happening
Chapter Three: Annoying Spawn
Lorelai decides that she's had enough of Rory's constant and annoying questions and goes to Luke's.
"Alright Lukie! What's the story?" she says when she walks in the door.
"Shut up!" Luke growls.
"Take it easy Luke!" Lorelai says, defensively.
"No, I like it hard."
"Dirty!"
"If you want coffee, I strongly suggest that you stop talking now." Luke says.
"Why does everybody have their heart set on annoying me today?" Lorelai mumbles.
Luke pours her coffee and she takes a sip.
"Mmmm, good."
Rory walks in.
"Alright Ma?"
"Oh God! Not you!" Lorelai moans. She then gets up and leaves.
Rory follows her, confused.
"Ma, what's wrong?"
"I left the house to get away from you and you follow me!" Lorelai yells. "Just leave me alone!"
Lorelai storms off down the street.
"Where are you going?" Rory calls after her.
"To throw myself under a bus!" Lorelai calls back.
"I hope that was sarcasm!"
Rory sighs.
"Mothers!"
A/N 2: Alright so lads, tell me what you think. If you have something nasty to say... THEN SAY IT cause I'm no whimp. I can take it like the man that I am. Peace and love to all those that love me too.