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"I blame you," Sirius said happily as he trudged across the field. "I blame you entirely."
"Yes," Remus said sagely, "because we all know that I enjoy torturing you with footwear. You just splashed through that puddle, along with the last seven puddles. I think you should blame yourself."
"I think you have a fetish," Remus stopped at that, looking at Sirius in amazement.
"Pardon?" he asked.
"A fetish," Sirius repeated, moving carefully to the left. Without a word of warning, he had splashed down into another puddle. Dirty water soaked his trousers and he grinned before moving on, looking for signs of the next puddle. "You have a thing for me in rubber."
"Sirius, it just stopped raining. It is going to be wet and I refuse to allow you to run about without boots on, especially to splash in puddles. You're going to get sick and then I'll have to take care of you, and you're a miserable cunt when you're sick. I do not have a rubber fetish."
Sirius tugged off one of the black boots that he was wearing and examined it carefully, his sock soaking up water. Remus groaned in frustration.
"Let's see. It's black. Forms to my leg, I say you have a rubber fetish. Not to mention, you are wearing the most horrendous pink coloured ones. Have you no shame?"
"Yes, but my feet are dry and that's all that matters," Remus answered. "Now, put that back on."
Sirius waved the boot in his face.
"Admit it. You want me in a suit of rubber. Not just boots. A whole suit of it. Skin tight too I bet," he said teasingly.
Remus sighed long suffering.
"Sirius," he said patiently. "We are trudging through a field. You have soaked most of your jeans with filthy water and are mocking me for my boot choice. I am in no way thinking about you in a rubber suit," he paused and he gazed at Sirius with an almost predatory look in his eyes. Sirius grinned, "alright, now I am, but you planted the image. Put the damn boot back on and let's get back home. I blame you for this entirely."