A/N: I know you guys have been waiting forever for this. It popped into my head when I was looking up lyrics on a website. There was a poll and it was would you rather be stranded on a desert island alone or with someone you hate. Every single person answered hate. So here is my new Lily James fic, Stranded with Anyone but You.
Disclaimer: Why do we do these again? Oh, that's right. Because if we don't J.K. Rowling could read it and sue us for all we are wroth and then we wouldn't have a computer so we couldn't finish the story. So, instead of disappointing everyone, which I seem to do a lot lately, I will say once more. I do not own Harry Potter, and I never will.
Chapter One
The Trip Everyone Wants
"Congratulations, Lily Evans, you have won a free cruise to Hawaii!" My boss burst into my office. I screamed in surprise. A free trip to Hawaii! That was amazing! This was the trip everyone wanted to win! Every year, the Ministry of Magic, where I worked, gave out a free trip to Hawaii to two people who work very hard there. I wondered who the other winner was.
I jumped out of my chair so I could hug my best friend, Ella Thomas, who came in to tell me the good news. She yelled in my ear telling me that she was so proud of me. All I could do was smile. I was speechless.
"You got the trip everyone wants!" Ella yelled in my ear.
"I know, you don't have to yell," I replied.
"Oh," she looked a little disappointed. She loved yelling. I hated seeing her so sullen.
"But you can if you want to," I added. Her face lit up.
"You are going to have so much fun. You have to start packing. NOW!"
"Ok," I laughed. "Let me talk to Herald about the trip so I can get all the details, ok?"
She nodded and walked out the room. I turned to Herald, my boss. "So, fill me in."
He nodded and words suddenly tumbled out of his mouth. "The trip will be three weeks. You will be on a yacht. It will sail to Hawaii and while you are on it, you will be treated as if you were a princess. It is a five star yacht and the meals are exquisite. The pool is huge and your room is at least twice your apartment."
That isn't very big considering my apartment is the size of a mouse trap.
"It will stop on three Hawaii islands, leaving you with three days on each island. You will report back to the yacht each night to sleep. Then it will sail back."
"Now I know why everyone wants to win this trip."
"Yes," he laughed. "Usually we have the two winners share rooms, but since you are of opposite sex. That will not be allowed. Therefore, you will have adjoining rooms." He nodded, and stood up, about to leave. I called out to stop him.
"Who is the other winner, sir?" I asked.
"James Potter."
My mouth dropped open. If I were any other girl, I would be thrilled to share two rooms with him. Maybe even see him naked, oh joy! But not me. Any other girl doesn't have a horrible past with that insufferable prat. Yeah, this was the trip everyone wants. Except me.
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"Congratulations!" Sirius, Peter, And Remus burst through the door.
"What's the celebration?" I asked halfheartedly.
"You, James Potter, have won a free cruise to Hawaii!" I was astonished. A free trip to Hawaii! That is just the break I need.
"So what's the plan?"
"I dono," Sirius said. "Something about a ship thingy, dinner, pool, Hawaii, oh and a roommate."
"Who's my roommate?" I asked curiously. Hopefully it was a girl. Then I could shag her senseless whenever I wanted to.
"Oh, you don't know her." Sirius said.
"Of course he does, duh." Peter said.
"PETER!" both Remus and Sirius yelled.
"Whoops," he smiled.
"Who is it?" I asked.
"Evans." Sirius mumbled.
"Sorry I didn't catch that." I said confused.
"I said, Lily Evans." My mouth dropped open. Lily Evans! This was unbelievable. Out of all the people it had to be her. The girl I chased for so many years. The girl I love, I mean loved. But I didn't want to remind myself of that anymore.
"Sorry mate, but I have a question."
"Yes?" I asked.
"What the hell are you going to do about her?" he asked his tone serious for once.
"I was just wondering the same thing." I put my head in my hands as they walked out, leaving me to ponder on my problems.
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I ran down the hallway, searching for anything that had James Potter on it. I had to find him. He was NOT going to hurt me again. Not like he did last time. He was going to stay away from me, and I was going to make sure of it.
I saw an information desk and stopped to ask where he was. They told me he was in office 234 and I dashed in the direction they pointed, receiving weird looks from the people I passed. I finally made it to 234 just as Sirius, Remus, and Peter came filling out. Sirius looked at me and shook his head. Remus put a hand on my shoulder.
"Remember you weren't the only one who was hurt." He whispered in my ear. I huffed, crossed my hands over my chest, and walked inside. James had his head in his hands and he was sighing dramatically.
'Alright," I started. His head shot up and for a minute I thought I saw happiness in his eyes. I brushed it off and continued. "I don't like this either, but we have to lay some ground rules. One, no touching me. Two, no talking to me. Three, absolutely no stalking. I will stay in my space, and you in yours. Got it?"
He nodded. He looked a little bewildered at my little outburst. It was going to be easier than I thought intimidating him. Although, he is kind of cute, no, bad Lily, what was I thinking? He is not cute, not at all! I turned and walked briskly out of the room.
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I watched her walk out in a huff. She looked so cute when she was frustrated. Cute? Adorable? Pretty? Sexy? Gorgeous? All of the above? I could tell that it was going to be hard abiding to her rules. My heart skipped a beat when I saw her. It was going to be very hard. Oh, and my answer to the question was f. All of the above.
A/N: Hahaha. I like this chapter. It could have been better, but it was pretty good, if I don't say so myself. I hope you like this story, and if you don't, don't flame me please. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
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Also, I am having a poll. If you want them to have sex in this story, tell me. I will give you five days. If you don't, tell me also. Then I will tally up the votes. I may decide against the vote though, if it fits in with the story. I am the president after all.
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