Awd.Wun.Owt: Read and agree. That's pretty much all you have to do. If you're a yaoi fangirl for any EdxAnyone pairings, you know, that gay stuff? I'm telling you now, if you read this and don't like it then whoop-de-flippin-do. Don't flame. Ed is not gay, and neither is Roy or Alphonse or any of them! Envy can't be gay because Envy has no gender. So ha. Ya losers. If you want, review or not, I don't really care.
Roy is a smartass
Pessimistic every day
Winry is a little slut
And I love FMA
Armstrong's really creepy
And I don't care what they say
Listen when I tell you
That Edward is not gay
Roy and Envy don't love him
Alphonse might, but hey
That's brotherly love, I tell you
Because Ed is simply un-gay
To the stupid Yaoi fangirls
All I have to say
Is there is no way in hell
That Ed could ever be gay
And to the Elricest idiots
If there WAS any way
He wouldn't tell Alphonse right to his face
Cuz Al would run away (Duh you dipshits)
So take those stupid fanfics
Burn them all, I say!
Then help me prove to those Yaoi dweebs
That Edward is NOT GAY!
Awd.Wun.Owt: Alright. I'm done. Should you chose to review and should you chose to flame in that review, bring it on! I can use them to burn the yaoi fics.