Ryu: And here we have Flip, chapter two.
Hanyou: Why do you take so long?
Ryu: 'Cause I feel like it!
Luna: Can we get to the story before I have to call the F.B.I again?
Hanyou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FEEL LIKE IT!
Ryu: Exactly what I said!
Luna: Too late...
Disclaimer: Do you think we'd be writing pathetic stories if we owned Kingdom Hearts or FMA? No! We'd be designing new games and awesome plots and making tons of money!
Chapter 2 (Lark's POV)
I waited impatiently for Kia to finish getting dressed so we could go. I knew I might be here for a while, considering Kia is the fashion model/perfectionist of the century. After all, her parents were underwear models.
Edward I thought. I'm Edward Elric... I had always admired Ed, But he wasn't real. I couldn't kiss him, hug him, or even date him unless I wanted to go around lugging a card board cuttout... Now though, I was Ed. I was the Fullmetal Alchemist!
"Ki-Al! Hury up!"
"I'm trying! Hold your bishies!" There was a crash followed by a bang, then another crash and Kia stummbled out of the room we now shared. She took a deep breath and pointed angrily at the room. "We are cleaning that...that...DISASTER area!"
"Well, you will anyway." I said with a grin.
"Did you tell Mom we're skipping?" Kia asked, ignoring my last comment.
"Yeah, she didn't care. She said that even if she said no we'd do it anyway, so we might as well do it without sneaking around." I shrugged.
"Good. Let's go get Cam-Sora." Kia grabbed my elbow and pulled me out the door.
(Cammy's POV)
"My gash, what took you guys so long?" I demanded.
"We're not guys!" Lark pouted.
I rolled my eyes. "Any other day that wouldn't have mattered. So, what was the hold up?"
Lark looked at the sky and very sarcastically said, "Al had to primp. There might actually be unperfect looking people at the mall and he has to be sure he's not one of them."
Kia glared. "I just couldn't find anything to wear in the war zone Ed calls a room."
"It's not a war zone! It's very organized!"
"If you're a baboon!"
I listened wearily as they bickered angrily. It was like they really were brothers...sisters...siblings. "Okay you two! Quit fighting!"
Lark and Kia both turned to glare icilly in my direction, each raising a fist.
I sighed. Great. I'm stuck with two brain dead idiots. I never truly noticed how much those two really do act like guys...
"Where should we go then?" I finally asked slowly.
Lark looked thoughtful while slowly stroking her chin with her once raised fist.
"THE MALL!" Kia cried suddenly. "That way I can get some actual clothes instead of those stupid rags Ed has in his bedroom."
"What! They're not rags!" Lark replied angrily.
"Well they're not clothes!" Kia shot back.
"Okay, the mall sounds good. It might be a nice place to cool down." I interrupted before World War Three broke out. Kia squeeled cheerfully, punching the air with one fist.
"He's still a girl at heart." Lark said, shaking her head.
"I'm going to the book store, Al's going..." I shuddered. "Clothes shopping, and Ed's cheking out the food court, am I right?"
"Yup!" Kia said happily.
"You read my mind." Lark nodded with a grin. "We'll meet here in an hour."
"Yessir Mr. Dog of the Millitary!" I saluted and ran in the direction of the bookstore before Lark could punch my face in.
The second I entered the store I made a beeline for the manga shelves. Crouching down I scanned the titles, checked out the art, the story, basic freak stuff.
"Sora?"
Recognizing my fake name I turned around and found myself lip locked. I stuggled to see who I was first basing it with, but all I could make out was a blurry blog of something or other. I tried to say something, but hey, you try talking with two tounges. Let me know how far you get. Who was this freak? Then something occured to me.
What's worse? Finding out it's a guy, or finding out it's a girl!
Ryu: And there is the end of chapter two. Sorry if you think it's too short. If you do, go complain to the monkeys. We don't really care.
Hanyou: What monkeys?
Ryu: Luna's acid spitting ones.
Luna/dancing/ Go monkeys! Go monkeys! Go monkeys!
Ryu: Yeah, before we're scarred any worse, you might wanna click the little reveiw button to change the screen. Leave a reveiw while you're at it.
Hanyou: And then go die.
Ryu/scowls/ Hanyou, do you HAVE to be rude?
Hanyou: Of course. What purpose would I serve if I wasn't?
Ryu/mutters/ A toilet brush.
Hanyou/glares/ What was that!
Ryu: Nothing! Bye!