The Yoshi told us his name was Joey."Hey,"he said to Bowser,"Aren't you that guy who Gonzales always was beating up on?"

"NO!"shouted Bowser."Well,actually,yes.Yes I am,but he did pay me quite a bit to-"

"Hey!" I interuppted."I'm sure we all love to reminisce,but I got a case to solve.Now,kid,can you search your computer-thing to see if you can find anything on this Doopliss guy?" "Can do!" he replied.

A few seconds later he gave us the info."Okay,he lives in Dry Dry Outpost at the time.Roomate is some guy called Moustafa,who is probably some random loser who isn't important at all." "Well,thanks for the help,kid." I said."We'll call you if we need any computeer sytems hacked,kapice?"

Dry Dry Outpost.

3 Weeks later.

Doopliss' "pad"

I burst into the shabby apartment.Well,Bowser did most of the bursting.Despite losing to Mario all the time,he's pretty strong.If I ever need to get rid of him,I'll sign him up in the Kongs' rugby league.Now,where was I?Ah yes.

"All right, Doopliss,come out!"I shouted.Bowser walked out of the shadows and said"Here I am.Whaddaya want?" "Ha ha,really funny,Bowser."I replied. "Um..that's not me."said a voice behind me.Suddenly,two Bowsers stood in front of me."Holy Yoshi Crap!" I said.

So,it turns out Doopliss was a shape-shifter.I say 'was',as Bowser kinda burnt him to a crisp.Whatever.Well,that means it wasn't him.I looked at my list of suspects.

Suspects

Mario

Okay,I now do need to but the deed in that banana crate.To Isle Delfino!(and why am I talking to myself?)

We got to Delfino.I put the deed under the crate,and waited.And waited.And waited.Suddenly,a figure wearing red and blue jumped toward the crate.He seemed to be shouting something like,"Yah!Wah!Ya-hoo!" What a nutcase.I can't imagine what Peach sees in that guy.Or maybe she doesn't see anything in him anymore.Whatever.Anyway,he was jumping around when Bowser stepped out from our hiding place.

"Are you insane!" I said."You'll blow our cover!" "I don't care" he said."That little mustachioed bastard is going to pay!"

He faced Mario like this was some kind of western.Neither one moved.A weird fruit tumbled across in between them.That was when Bowser made his move.He jumped high into the air,then slammed down right where Mario was standing.I say was,because he moved out of the way.That stupid plumber.Bowser quickly turned and basted Mario with fiery breath.Mario went down,but got back up and grabbed Bowser by the tail.He spun him around,than let go.Bowser smashed into a wall,and blood spewed from a cut in his forehead.He grinned."That the best you got,fat boy?"

Mario got really mad and tried to kick Bowser in the face,but he grabbed his leg before he could.Bowser threw him inot the air, then jumped up after him, welling in his throat the hugest fire blast he has ever created.I think you can piece together the rest.

1 week later

Mushroom Castle

Royal Room Thing

"Oh,how can I ever repay you?" said Toadsworth as he hugged Bowser."Don't hug me,and I won't break your spine."he calmly replied.It turns out Princess Peach had been dating some guy named Link from another country.Mario was enraged and would have killed her if it wasn't for Bowser. I remember Marios' last words:"And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling koopas!" You know,that sounds kind of familiar.