Sorry about not updating, my sister has been doing schoolwork for the past week, so I wasn't able to update soon enough. Well, here's chapter two of Smash Star Racers 2000!
The beginning of the race!
Marth and Link were looking at the cars for sale. Then they saw one.
Link: May we try that car?
Car Dealer: Yes indeed.
He hands Marth and Link the keys, and then they take off. It was speeding fast! They stole a mustang.
Marth: DAMN THIS IS FAST!
Link: THERE'S THE SIGN UP BUILDING!
Marth: BUT WHO'S THAT!
There was Nana and Popo. They were leaving the building. Their car was a half igloo, half car. They got in and then left.
Marth then saw other people leave the place.
Link: We have to hurry!
Back at the mansion…
Falco and Bowser were sneaking in Fox's room. Yes. He was asleep. Bowser started to get in the ship and followed by Falco. They then started to open the ceiling. Fox heard the noise.
Fox: Hey, hey! What the hell are y'all doing?
Before they answered, the ship took off.
They were flying through the sky. They were laughing and driving.
Falco: We are gonna win this!
They then arrived at the buidling, and saw Marth and Link driving away: Very fastly.
Back at the attic…
Roy and Pichu were bring the parts down the stairs. They then went in the back yard and started to build. Time was going fast, and Roy started to worry. What if it is too late? He looked and saw Pichu trying to lift the engine. Roy helped her.
Roy: Almost there. Just the tires and then we're done!
Pichu: Pi! (Yay!)
They lifted the tires on, then they got paint. They painted the car. It had red and yellow strips on the sides, and CaAr painted on the front.
Roy: Pichu, why did you paint two a's?
Pichu: Pi chu, chu. (To give it a cool look.)
Roy: Ok, but it looks strange.
They tried it out, and it was fast.
Roy: Let's roll!
They both started to drive, but both of them didn't know how to drive, so they were hitting everything. Pichu tried and was going left and right, and then cops started to follow.
Pichu: PI! (NO!)
They were going so fast, that 100 cops were following.
Back at Ness and Kirby…
Ness: Well, what time is the race?
Manger: 6:50 A.M. tomorrow.
Kirby: Quite early.
Manger: What is your team name?
Ness and Kirby: Spoiled Brats!
Manger: Ok, team Spoiled Brats are number eleven under team Piranha Ghosts.
Ness: Who?
Manger: Piranha Ghosts.
Kirby: Let me see the list!
Kirby snatched the list and saw the teams.
Team 1- Poke Punchers- Jessie and James.
Team 2- Dancing Hands- Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
Team 3- Koopa Trouble- Baby Bowser and Kamek.
Team 4- Cold Freezers- Nana and Popo.
Team 5- Unknown Followers- Shy Guy and Ghoul Guy.
Team 6- Electrodes- Elecbuzz and Magnamite.
Team 7- Arrow and Sword- Marth and Link.
Team 8- Flying Koopa- Falco and Bowser
Team 9- Baby Trouble- Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.
Team 10- Piranha Ghosts- Petey Piranha and King Boo.
Team 11- Spoiled Brats- Ness and Kirby.
Just then, Pichu and Roy's car came crashing through the doors. Also a cop car crashed through.
Pichu and Roy came running at the manger.
Pichu and Roy: SHOCKING SWORD! PI PICHU!
Manger: Ok, team twelve.
Cops: Under arrest!
The cops held out guns.
Manger: Ok, team thirteen.
Cop #1: Hey, wait a sec!
Manger: Ok, everyone come back tomorrow.
Just then, two people entered. They had on dark cloaks.
Guy #1: Call us Wolves Night. Touhuea and Koga.
Touhuea had on brown pants and brown button shirt. Koga looked like a wolf, and had on two fur wraps on the legs.
Manger: Ok, team fourteen. Everyone, come back tomorrow at 6:50 A.M.
Everyone left.
List:
Team 1- Poke Punchers- Jessie and James.
Team 2- Dancing Hands- Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
Team 3- Koopa Trouble- Baby Bowser and Kamek.
Team 4- Cold Frezzers- Nana and Popo.
Team 5- Unknown Followers- Shy Guy and Ghoul Guy.
Team 6- Electrodes- Elecbuzz and Magnemite.
Team 7- Arrow and Sword- Marth and Link.
Team 8- Flying Koopa- Falco and Bowser
Team 9- Baby Trouble- Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.
Team 10- Piranha Ghosts- Petey Piranha and King Boo.
Team 11- Spoiled Brats- Ness and Kirby.
Team 12- Shocking Sword- Pichu and Roy.
Team 13- Under Arrest- Cop #1 and Cop #2.
Team 14- Wolves Night- Touhuea and Koga.
Back at the Mansion…
Ness was yelling at Master Hand.
Ness: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WERE ENTERING?
MH: Because then it wouldn't be funny.
Ness: HOW IS THAT FUNNY?
Kirby in the back laughs.
Ness: Ok, then, still that was not funny.
Now with Mr. Game and Watch…
He was going to the train station. People were staring at him strangely. He then boarded the train. He was heading to Hollywood.
Mr. Game: Beep, beep, ring. (Here's my ticket.)
The manger looked strangely at him, and took the ticket. Mr. Game and Watch boarded the train, and saw it was full of thugs.
Thug #1: Look at the wimp!
Mr. Game and Watch looked at thew sign above: Thug Train, going to the Sewers.
Mr. Game and Watch jumped throught the window quickly. He saw the Hollywood train leaving. He ran, and then jumped through the window. He landed in a seat.
Mr. Game: Beep. (Finally.)
He rode on the train for an hour. But then he noticed something. Why was the train leaving the other way from the other train? Then he knew. This was the back of the train he just got on. Then he noticed the people wearing the robes. They were hiding from the public.
Mr. Game and Watch then jumped out again, and then started to run after the train, even though it was far away. He ran with all his might, and then after hours, he got to the train station. He then fell on the tracks, and then he heard a noise. He thought it was people, but then got up, and then was smashed by a train. He was at the front of it. He tried with his might and jumped off. But the train was above an ocean. He fell right in.
He the started to swim, but then saw a group of fish following him. He looked and saw piranha fish. They chased him through the ocean, then he finally got back to the train station. He was bite in many spots, and was tired. The last thing he knew that happened was getting hit again by a train. He just stopped moving and let the train carry him, but soon it stopped and he fell off. He got up, and then saw he was at the sewer place. He ran right out.
Mr. Game: Beep, ring. (Help, me.)
He then waited for the Hollywood train to come back. He soon fell asleep. Before he knew it, he heard a noise. It was the trains moving. He quickly ran to the train he first saw, gave the ticket, and then saw it was the wrong one again. He went through the whole process again.
Mr. Game and Watch jumped throught the window quickly. He saw the Hollywood train leaving. He ran, and then jumped through the window. He landed in a seat.
Mr. Game: Beep. (Finally.)
He rode on the train for an hour. But then he noticed something. Why was the train leaving the other way from the other train? Then he knew. This was the back of the train he just got on. Then he noticed the people wearing the robes. They were hiding from the public.
Mr. Game and Watch then jumped out again, and then started to run after the train, even though it was far away. He ran with all his might, and then after hours, he got to the train station. He then fell on the tracks, and then he heard a noise. He thought it was people, but then got up, and then was smashed by a train. He was at the front of it. He tried with his might and jumped off. But the train was above an ocean. He fell right in.
He the started to swim, but then saw a group of fish following him. He looked and saw piranha fish. They chased him through the ocean then he finally got back to the train station. He was bite in many spots, and was tired. The last thing he knew that happened was getting hit again by a train. He just stopped moving and let the train carry him, but soon it stopped and he fell off. He got up, and then saw he was at the sewer place. He ran right out.
Mr. Game: Beep, ring. (Help, me.)
He then waited for the Hollywood train to come back. He soon fell asleep. Before he knew it, he heard a noise. It was the trains moving. He then asked someone which one was the train to Hollywood, and see said the one on the left. He finally got on the right train.
Mr. Game: Beep. (Sleepy.)
He fell asleep. It was 6:45 A.M.
Back at the Mansion….
The racers were preparing for the race. The other one's were giving them things and also saying good luck! They were ready, for the race.
Bowser: Falco, why did I team with you?
Falco: I showed you the Race thing, right?
Bowser: Yeah.
Ness and Kirby were painting the bus and also waxing it.
Ness: We sure are gonna win this.
Kirby: Yep!
Ness: We just have thirteen others to go against.
Pichu was rocking back and forth in the car. She was holding the cookie she got from Master Hand.
Pichu: Pi, pichu. (I should save this.)
She then put up the cookie. Roy also jumped in.
Roy: You ready?
Pichu: Pi! (Yes!)
Master Hand Left the Mansion already. The other smashers that weren't racing said farewell, and good luck!
Then all of the racers left for the race. All twelve.
At the race station…
There was all sorts of people there, and also other racers. Bowser saw one, and walked over.
Bowser: Hey brat! That's my look you have!
Kid: Nuh-uh! This is mine, you copycater!
Other person: Please prince Bowser, calm down.
Bowser: YOU TOOK MY NAME TOO! I'M BOWSER!
Baby Bowser: Kamek, get rid of this freak.
Kamek: Now, now prince. We don't want to start a fight.
Baby Bowser: Fine.
Bowser just left angrily.
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi walked over to Pichu.
Baby Luigi: Mario! She has a cookie! It smells real good!
Pichu: Pi, pichu! (It's mine!)
Baby Mario: Can we have a bite?
Pichu: Pi. (No.)
Baby Luigi started to cry along with Baby Mario. Pichu didn't know what to do. She just gave them a piece of her cookie.
Baby Luigi: Thank you very much!
Baby Mario: Thanks!
They nibbled the cookie down. Pichu walked back to the car.
Just then, a fish-like thing entered. It was a machine, and it was a car. It looked like a weird fish. Then a guy and a girl popped out.
Girl: Prepare for trouble,
Guy: And Make it double!
Girl: To protect the world from devastaion,
Guy: To unite all people within our nation,
Girl: To denounce the evil of truth and love,
Guy: To extend our reach to the stars of above,
Girl: Jessie!
Guy: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, Thats Right!
No one was paying attention. The weird group just drove away.
Then…
Manger: Alright! This is the moment we all have been waiting for! Now, team one enter! Poke Punchers!
Let again, the people in the fish-like car drove in. They both jumped out.
Girl: Prepare for trouble,
Guy: And Make it double!
Girl: To protect the world from devastaion,
Guy: To unite all people within our nation,
Girl: To denounce the evil of truth and love,
Guy: To extend our reach to the stars of above,
Girl: Jessie!
Guy: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, Thats Right!
Manger: That was quite nice, now team two enter! Dancing Hands!
Master Hand and Crazy Hand came in. They were just floating.
Manger: Where is your automabile?
Master Hand: We did not need one.
Manger: Sorry then, disqualified.
Crazy Hand: WHAT?
Manger: That's the rule. You must have a automaible to race. Now, team three enter! Koopa Trouble!
Just then the an car that was small entered. It was a spiked shell with green color.
Baby Bowser: HAHAHA FOOLS! NOW I AM COMING TO PUT A BEAT ON ALL THE OTHERS!
Kamek: Please calm down!
Manger: Team four, enter! Cold Freezers!
Nana and Popo entered in the igloo car.
Nana and Popo: HI!
They both waved.
Manger: Team five, enter! Unknown Followers!
Just then a normal black car entered. It was just a black car. Two guys looked outside, then popped back inside.
Manger: Team six, enter! Electrodes!
Just then two pokemon entered. It was a Elecbuzz and a Magnamite.
Elecbuzz: Elecbuzz! (Hello!)
Magnamite: Magnamite. (Hello.)
Manger: Team seven, enter. Arrow and Sword!
Link and Marth entered. They were in the shiny mustang.
Link: Ready Marth?
Marth: Yeah.
Lady in the crowd: I LOVE YOUR DRESS MA'AM!
She was pointing to Marth.
Marth: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Lady in the crowd: Then a homosexual?
Marth: NO!
Manger: Next team, enter. Flying Koopa!
The airwing entered. It took up so much space. Falco was waving. Bowser was grunting.
Bowser: Do they have to see us?
Falco: Just shut up and play along.
Manger: Next team, enter. Baby Trouble!
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were criving outside and were smiling and waving.
Manger: Next team, enter. Piranha Ghosts!
A giant plant like thing entered along with a ghost. The ghost had on a crown and rings. The plant had on polka dotted bikinis. The plant roared.
Mnager: Next team enter, Spoiled Brats!
Ness and Kirby were driving outside.
Ness: Hey babes, I'm gonna win this for y'all!
Kirby: Me too!
Manger: Next team, Shocking Sword!
Pichu and Roy were driving outside. Pichu was smiling and dancing. Roy just waved.
Pichu: Pi pichu! (Hi everyone!)
Manger: Next team, Under arrest!
If you thought they weren't coming, you were wrong. They saw the news and then sped here.
Cop #1: I'm here to protect with authority!
Manger: Now, final team! Wolves Night!
No one came.
Manger: Wolves Night?
Still no one.
Manger: Ok then, they are not coming. Well then, the race is through Gritzy Desert, and back here. Good luck!
Everyone took off. But one person.
Cannot talk right now because Link choking me. And I did finish Kingdom Hearts on Saturday.