Yay! My sister has no homework! So much of my favorite stories are being updated quickly, like Mission Smash Bros, Yoshi Kart, Anime Hearts, Snowy Dual, Darkling, etc. Well, let the story began!

Link: You suck dude.

Dracule Fiction: I said story, not blabber mouth.

Link: WHAT THE (Beep) ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT (beep)?

Dracule Fiction: On with the story. And Link, talk again and you'll lose the race along with Marth.

Special Chapter: Attack of the Fan Girls! Part one.

Manger: AND THEY'RE OFF! WITH TEAM COLD FREEZERS IN THE LEAD!

The racers were speeding off. But one cat-pokemon was left behind. Also the Poke Punchers were in last place. Flying Koopa was in second pace.

Manger: Now, in order to win, you must collect all of the ribbons you can see! They count as points. And after you pass the tunnel, you must stay on they road until the race finishes.

Falco and Bowser stared at each other. …you must stay on the road…

Bowser: What the hell are we gonna do?

Falco: For one thing, we gotta land. Second, put these tires on the airwing. Third, beat their asses.

Bowser: Sounds good to me!

They landed. Falco rolled the tires outside and Bowser brought out a toolbox. Bowser started to tear at the airwing and making holes in it.

Falco: STOP YOU INSANE BASTARD!

Bowser: But how do the tires go in then?

Falco: Well, we now have something called tools. And they aren't toys, so don't chew on them.

Bowser ignored him and chewed on a hammer.

Falco: BASTARD! LISTEN TO ME! I JUST SAID NOT TO CHEW ON THE TOOLS!

Bowser still ignored, so then he shot Bowser.

Bowser: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Bowser started to hit Faloc. Falco kicked him back. They began to fight.

Falco: WE ARE GONNA LOSE NOW!

Marth and Link were speeding at over 200!

Marth: DAMN IT! WE GOT FAN GIRLS CHASING US!

Fan Girl #1: I LOVE YOU MARTH! I LOVE YOU LINK! KISS ME!

Link shot an arrow at the fan girls, but more and more came. But then helicopters, motorcycles, airplanes, and jets were rushing at Marth and Link. But then they herd Roy's voice.

Roy: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Roy and Pichu were getting rid of fan girls. One of the Fan Girls jumped on Roy. Pichu then had to drive.

Pichu: CHU! (HELP!)

Roy's clothes were being ripped off.

Fan Girl #999: I GOT HIS CLOTHES!

She began to smother her face in them, then Roy stabbed her with his sword. She fell on the road and also the clothes fell. Then the fan girls all stopped to get them.

Fan Girl #2: I GOT HIS BOXERS!

Fan Girl #18,233: I'LL BUY THEM FOR 6,000 DOLLARS!

Roy: GIVE THEM BACK!

Over thousands of Fan Girls and Fan Boys (yuck) jumped on him.

Link: GET OFF ME!

Fan Girl #128: FORGET ZELDA, GO FOR ME!

The girl was fat, hideous, and smelly.

Link: NO WAY!

Marth was driving, but then Girls jumped on him and started to kiss him all over. They hugged him too.

Marth: GET OFF!

Fan Girl #28: No way hottie!

Kirby and…

Kirby: IT'S NOT KIRBY ANYMORE! IT IS NOW KIRBASTA!

Me: Fine.

Kirbasta and Ness were laughing very hard. They had tears falling down.

Kirby…

Kirbasta: KIRBASTA!

Kirbasta (Lol): Man, this is so damn funny!

Before he knew it, Kirby, um, Kirbasta and Ness both ran into a wall up ahead.

Ness: Shoot.

Back at the army of Fan Girls (and Boys), Link, Marth, and Roy were being attacked by the rampage of them. They swung swords, shot arrows, and even ran over some of them. Then Link spoke up.

Link: I'm going in.

Link jumped off the car and shot arrows. He then slashed his sword at Fan Girls. He was winning, but then he was grabbed from behind.

Fan Girl #88,788 won the battle. All of the others got hold of the other ones. Then Pichu was left to drive as they were carried away.

Pichu: Chu. (Great.)

When he said that, all of the girls turned their heads to Pichu, still holding Roy, Link, and Marth.

Fan Girl #212: OMG! IT'S PICHU THE ADORABLE POKEMON!

Girls then ran at Pichu.

Pichu was then grabbed from behind. She couldn't breathe because they were grasping hard.

Unknown voice: Pichu. Pichu. Pichu!

Pichu looked up. She saw that they were ok, and were side by side with Koopa Trouble.

Baby Bowser: HEY! MOVE IT FIRE-BRAINS!

Roy: Idiot. Hey Pichu, are you ok? Just before you acted like you were being carried away and also was being choked.

Pichu just then figured out what he said. It was a dream.

Pichu: Chu, chu, pi. (I'm ok Roy.)

Roy: Good. Now get this tiny Bowser out of them way.

Just then a fireball hit them hard. They looked.

Kamek: Take that! That should slow them down!

Pichu shot a thunder bolt back at Kamek.

Kamek: Why you little rodent! Prince Bowser, let me take care of that mouse.

Baby Bowser: Go ahead.

Kamek got out a broom. He got on then flew over Shocking Sword. Pichu also jumped out.

Roy: Pichu, you better come back when you're done!

Pichu: Pi pi pi! (Ok Roy!)

Kamek then shot a fire bolt at Pichu.

Sorry about short chapter. The next one will be longer! Looks like Pichu has nutty dreams! And next round is Pichu's fight! Find this on,

CHAPTER 3: Pichu V.S. Kamek!