Do-do-do-do, do!
SMASH STARS RACER 2000!
This chapter is gonna be special. It's gonna be about a certain three people. This is another special chapter!
Special Chapter 2: "Team Rocket, Rock-it!"
Kirbasta: This is stupid.
Jessie and James looked and saw Roy and Pichu drive away. They cried.
"WHY CAN'T WE EVER STEAL POKEMON NOWADAYS?" Jessie yelled.
"Because we're morons." Meowth said.
"NO, YOU TWO ARE!" Jessie said as she smacked James and Meowth.
"What did I do?" James cried out.
"Being a moron! That's what!" Jessie said.
James cried as Meowth walked back and forth.
"I should have stayed with my rich parents…" James muttered.
"Shut up." Jessie said.
"I've got an idea." Meowth said. "How bout we get a real job?"
"Like rock-stars?" James asked.
"Yeah, that's a good idea!" Meowth said.
"Nope, I don't like it." Jessie said.
"Then you can leave." James told her.
"W-what?" Jessie asked.
"You heard us. Well, me and James are gonna go now. See ya!" Meowth said.
"Wait! I'll come too!" Jessie yelled.
"Ok then. We just need instruments." Meowth said.
Magically, instruments appeared in front of them. A set of drums and two guitars. They all smiled, as then a B.A.T. ran over them. (Se the end of the next chapter to know what it means, or take a guess.)
"Umm, what now?" James asked.
"We look for instruments." Jessie said.
"But why?"
"Because I said so, that's why."
"I don't want to."
"You will!"
"Nu uh!"
"Yea hu!"
"Nu uh"
"Yea hu!"
"How bout we just look for instruments?" Meowth asked.
"That's brilliant!" James said.
"Hey, I said that!" Jessie said.
"So?" Meowth said.
"Nevermind…" Jessie said.
Soon enough, they began searching for some. Instead, they jumped onto a B.A.T., stole money from there, and went to the nearest Wal-Mart, only to buy a car. They then stole money from K-Mart, and bought a pair of Drums and two guitars. They then went to a concert.
They stood up in front of millions of people, and as soon as the lights went on, Meowth said,
"HOLY CRAP! WE DON'T KNOW ANY SONGS!"
The crowd began getting angry, but soon they remembered their theme.
(Play cheesy music)
Do, do, do, do.
"To protect the world from devastation
Do, do, do, do.
"To unite all people's within our nation
La, la, la, la.
"Jessie the Babe!
La, la, la, la.
"James the guy who sleeps in hay!
Hum, hum, hum, hum.
"Team Rocket, Rock-it!
"Team Rocket, Rock-it!
"Team Rocket blast off, to the speed of lighttttttt!
"YEOW!
"Team Rocket, Rock-it
"Team Rocket,
"Team Rocket,
"Team Rocket, Rock-it! Rock-it! Rock-it! Rock-it!
"ROCK-IT!"
The crowd then laughed at the pathetic song.
I'm still gonna make more chapters today to forgive y'all so much! Don't miss out the next chapter!
Link: Team Rocket sucks!
Me and Yoshizilla loads our shotguns.
Link: Umm, nevermind?