Presenting,
Kibasta: I WANT TO BE IN THE GOD DAMNED STORY AGAIN!
Me: FINE GOD DAMNIT!
Presenting, Smash Star Racers 2000!
Chapter 5: The Good, The Bad, and the Kirbasta!
Kirbasta and Ness were driving as fast as they could. They were right behind Shocking Sword and Koopa Trouble.
Koopa Trouble- The Bad
Shocking Sword- The Good
Spoiled Brats- Kirbasta
"Lol, wtf, omfg, we losin brotha'!" Kirbasta said.
"What is 'wtf'?" Ness asked.
"LOL! ROLF! IMO! OMFG! You that stupid brotha?" Kirbasta asked.
"Huh?" Ness asked him. Ness didn't understand one thing Kirby wa-
Kirbasta: MAKE MY GOD DAMNED NAME CORRECT!
Me: God damned, brat.
"Huh?" Ness asked him. Ness didn't understand one thing Kirbasta was saying.
"Brotha, suck a di'm'k." (Replace 'm' with 'c') Kirbasta said.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Ness yelled.
"God damnit brotha, yo stupid. Yo, dawg, hurry this pack of (beep) k?" Kirbasta said.
"I have no idea of what your saying." Ness said.
"Fung ya then brotha. I thought we cool. Well, I am. Not ya brotha. Now, hurry this van and catch up with the otha brothas from a notha motha." Kirbasta said.
"God damn it, talk right!" Ness yelled.
"No brotha! I cool, that y." Kirbasta said.
"You just replaced 'why' with a 'y'." Ness said.
"So brotha?" Kirbasta asked.
"Nevermind…" Ness said.
Back with Koopa Trouble…
Kamek appeared in Baby Bowser's car. He snickered.
"Sir Bowser, I figured out that the rodent and homosexual are friends." Kamek told him.
"And how will that help us win?" Baby Bowser asked.
"I have a plan…"
Baby Bowser snickered.
"So, what is it?" Baby Bowser asked.
Kamek told Baby Bowser everything.
They both laughed as they let Shocking Swords Pass them.
"Huh?" Roy asked as he saw Koopa Trouble slow down.
Suddenly, Pichu was being lifted.
"Hey, Pichu, what are you doing?" Roy asked.
"Pichu?" Pichu asked.
Then, Kamek appeared in front of them.
"Ha! What now shall you do without your friend?" Kamek asked.
"Hey!" Roy shouted as he jumped up and slashed at Kamek, only to see Kamek disappear.
"Ha! The homosexual can't go through the race!" Baby Bowser chanted.
"I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!" Roy yelled.
"Then why do you have a skirt?" Baby Bowser asked.
"It's not a skirt!" Roy yelled.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion…
Kamek threw Pichu in there.
"Ha! You must have two people in order to race! But without you, he cannot continue!" Kamek said. He then vanished.
"Pichu!" Pichu yelled.
C. Falcon walked outside and saw Pichu.
"Hey, aren't you in the race?" C. Falcon asked.
Pichu explained to C. Falcon what happened.
"Oh. Come on, I'll take you there in a second." C. Falcon told her.
Back at the race…
"Well, Roy, without your partner, you are out of the race." The manager said.
"The brat's pest took her away!" Roy yelled.
"I'm sorry, but-
Suddenly, an F-Zero car appeared. C. Falcon appeared.
"Hey, Roy. Here." C. Falcon said.
Pichu jumped out of the car.
"Pichu!" Roy yelled as he hugged her.
"Pi, pi, chu!" Pichu said.
"Come on. We gotta win this." Roy said.
They both drove off.
Back with Kirbasta…
"I'm a sayin brotha, yo dumber than a cow dung." Kirbasta said.
"Just shut up Kirby." Ness said.
"IT'S KIRBASTA! K-I-R-B-A-S-T-A!" Kirbasta said.
"Ok! I get the point!" Ness said.
"So, what my name brotha?" Kirbasta asked.
"Kirbasta." Ness said.
"Good." Kirbasta said.
"Kir- bastard." Ness mumbled.
They drove past Koopa Trouble and soon caught sight of, of!
"Mwuhahaha! You thought we lost, didn't you?" Bowser retorted.
"Yep. It just took us forever to put on the wheels." Falco said.
"Mwuhaha-huh?" Bowser said.
Spoiled Brats were passing them without paying attention.
"HEY! PAY ATTENTION!" Bowser yelled.
Kirbasta looked out the window.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA!" Kirbasta said.
"WHAT!" Bowser said in anger.
"Yo heard me nigga!" Kirbasta said.
"Little pest!" Bowser shouted.
"LOL!" Kirbasta said.
"Just calm down Bowser…" Falco said.
"ARG!" Bowser growled. He got the laser cannons and shot at Spoiled Brats.
"Whoa!" Ness said as he dodged the laser cannons.
Up ahead at first and second place, the Ice Climbers and Shy Guys were head to head.
"Nana! Go left and use ice!" Popo said.
"Ok." Nana replied.
Nana drove left and shot ice on the ground. The Shy Guys easily dodge it, though.
"What!" Popo exclaimed.
The Shy Guys were at first place, way ahead of them.
"How did they do that?" Popo and Nana both said.
The Shy Guys laughed, or what looked like it.
Nana and Popo both got angry, and then shot ice at them.
"DIE!" Popo said savagely.
"Calm down Popo!" Nana told him.
"ARG!" Popo yelled as he started hitting cactus.
That's all for chapter five. Looks like we're getting back on track!
Oh, and B.A.T. means Big Ass Tank.
Link: You forgot us!
Marth: Yeah! And Electrodes, and Piranha Ghosts, and Under Arrest!
Me: I'll get to them, soon!