Y'all know. It's time for….
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh!
SMASH STAR RACERS 2000!
Featuring, Under Arrest! Piranha Ghosts! Electrodes! And, your favorite, Slashing Swords! With Link and Marth!
Chapter six: Time For The Cops, Or FBI, Or Cops.
Under Arrest was high on Marth and Link's tail. They were shooting their tires. Link and Marth tried dodging, but were hit.
"What now Link?" Marth asked.
"We have to do our best. For Hyrule!" Link called out as he jumped out.
"LINK! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Marth called out.
"I can't!" Link called out as he got farther back with the cops, or FBI, or cops.
The cops shot at Link, trying to nail him. But, Link was to fast for them. They had no chance.
"Stand still! Under the rule of cops, you must follow our command!" The cops said.
"NEVER!" Link cried out. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
Link rolled up to their car and started slicing it into pieces.
"NOOO! HOW WILL WE WIN THE RACE WITHOUT A CAR?" One of the cops yelled. Link then ran back to Marth.
Just then, in the cops sight, they saw the Electrodes coming up.
"Pokemon, huh?" Cop #1 asked.
"Yep." Cop #2 said.
They both snickered.
Meanwhile…
The pokemon drove up to the cops, who held their hands out.
"Hey there, that's a code 543." Cop #2 said.
"Pokemon drivin without a license." Cop #1 said.
Then, the Pokemon both showed their license.
"Say, huh, what?" Cop #2 asked.
"Y'all don't have license." Cop #1 said, as he snatched them both and cut them both up. He stomped on them, drove over them, and shot them.
The Pokemon looked in anger.
"See ya!" The cops said as they took the Pokemon's car. They drove off.
"Want a smoke?" Elecbuzz asked Magnamite.
"Sure." Magnamite said.
"What? You think Pokemon can't talk? That's a load of bullshit." Elecbuzz said.
"Yep." Magnamite said.
The Pokemon then started singing.
Back at the cops…
"That was full proof!" Cop #2 said.
"I know! The stupid pokemon." Cop #1 said.
They both laughed like manics. Soon enough, they crashed into bolder. Under it was Wolves Night.
"Hey, mind helping us?" Koga asked.
"Nope." The cops said.
Then, the cops saw that Wolves Night's car was right there, not damaged.
"Holy."
"Wow."
The cops jumped into Wolves Night's car, and drove away.
"COME BACK!" Koga yelled.
"LOL! ROLF! OMG! WE DID IT!" Cop #1 said.
"Again!" Cop #2 said.
They both laughed again. Over and over, until they crashed again, sadly.
"I give." Cop #2 said.
"Me too." Cop #1 said.
Back at Slashing Swords…
"So, Link, what are you playing?" Marth asked.
"Metroid Prime Hunters on the Nintendo DS. It's a good thing this car come WiFi compatible." Link said.
"Whoa!" Marth said.
"What?" Link asked.
"You actually know big words!" Marth said.
"You never noticed?" Link asked.
"Nope." Marth replied.
"God, Marth, I want to strangle, torture, kill, smash, jump on, drive on, drove on, stomp, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbest, beat you up, beat you in chess, beat you in Metroid Prime Hunters, beat you in Mario Kart DS, Beat you in anything, slap you, push you, push you off a cliff, push you into Peach, push you into a black hole, and more torture like thing." Link said.
"Why?" Marth asked.
Flashback…
"So, Link, what are you playing?" Marth asked.
"Metroid Prime Hunters on the Nintendo DS. It's a good thing this car come WiFi compatible." Link said.
"Whoa!" Marth said.
"What?" Link asked.
"You actually know big words!" Marth said.
"You never noticed?" Link asked.
"Nope." Marth replied.
"God, Marth, I want to strangle, torture, kill, smash, jump on, drive on, drove on, stomp, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbest, beat you up, beat you in chess, beat you in Metroid Prime Hunters, beat you in Mario Kart DS, Beat you in anything, slap you, push you, push you off a cliff, push you into Peach, push you into a black hole, and more torture like thing." Link said.
"Why?" Marth asked.
Flashback ends…
"That was just 5 seconds ago!" Marth yelled.
"At least you now know." Link said.
"Nope." Marth said.
"ARG!" Link yelled.
"What's so bad Link? Your gay?" Marth asked.
"……" Link muttered.
Sorry about the short chapter. I promise the next one will be longer.
Link: Yay! I was in the story again!
Marth: Me too!
Cops: Us Three!
Koga: Me forth!
Me: Me Fifth!
Every stares at me.
Me: What?