"Extra, extra! Read all about it! The next chapter of Smash Star Racers2000 is here!" Said a boy, giving out newspapers.

"I'll take one, after all, it's my story." I said.

SMASH STAR RACERS 2000!

The racers were in a bundle. First was Unknown Followers, second was The Ice Climbers. Third, Koopa Trouble. Fourth you ask? Shocking Sword. Fifth and sixth was Spoiled Brats and Flying Koopa. And seventh was Slashing Swords. But what of Piranha Ghosts you ask? They'll appear, soon enough. They have been saved for, until now. Now, here's,

Chapter 7: The End? Enter King Boo!

"So far, the contestants have made a close path to the end. Just about a 6 miles and they arrived at the end! Folks, this is a race to remember! Best get your cameras and take pictures." The manager said.

"ARG! We're gonna lose!" Baby Bowser shouted. He stomped angry. Kamek tried calming him down, only to get shouted at.

"Calm down sir Bowser! Your going to make a potty!" Kamek told him. "We didn't bring extra portable potties!"

"You didn't? I thought you did! You told me you did!" Baby Bowser complained.

"I'm sorry! We were just in such a rush, I didn't have time to double check!" Kamek told the worry-self prince.

"WAAAAAAAAAAA!" Baby Bowser wailed.

Soon enough, a 'ppppppp' sound was heard. Baby Bowser had such a sad face on him.

"I just made a potty in the seat! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Baby Bowser cried.

He cried so load, you could hear it past all the racers. It passed the mansion, where Master Hand heard the earth-shaking sound. It passed across the world, where a man on the mountain heard it, and he fell off. It passed into Feudal Japan, where a girl named Kagome didn't decide to go into the well. Instead, she walked to school. It passed into the Bone-Eaters well, where a half-demon heard it. He then remembered his anger. It soon came all the way back at Baby Bowser.

"Young prince, calm down!" Kamek cried. "It's only your first time to make a potty on the seat."

This made Baby Bowser cry even louder. Eventually, their car broke.

"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Baby Bowser and Kamek cried.

"Oh, looks like Koopa Trouble is out of the race!" The manager said.

Sadly, Baby Bowser cried even louder, destroying the Flying Koopa. Bowser and Falco were thrown out of the ship.

"Oh sht. Fox is gonna kill me, big time." Falco said as he backed up from the arwing, or what's left of it.

"No, no, no! How could I lose? HOW? I was gonna win. I was, but no, the stupid brat- yeah, the little brat!" Bowser said. He glared at Baby Bowser.

"WWWWWAAAAAAAAA!" Baby Bowser cried. Suddenly, Bowser came up behind him. Bowser slammed his fist at Baby Bowser, only to feel something hit him, as hard as he hit Baby Bowser.

"Huh?" Bowser said as he hit Baby Bowser again, only to get hit again.

"He-he's my younger self! Kamek?" Bowser said. Suddenly, he remembered his past.

"That's me!" Bowser cried out. "NNNOOOOOOOOO!"

Bowser fell unconscious.

"Har, har." Falco said.

"The Race is almost at the end! Just one more turn, and, huh?" The Manger said. He saw that there was a huge building blocking the path. Everyone then got up to it and got out of their cars.

"What's this?" Marth asked.

"Hugahuga." Shy Guy said.

"Huh?" Link asked.

Roy walked up to it. Suddenly, a door opened.

The group walked in, but soon enough…

"RUN!" They all said.

Purple mushrooms rushed out of the building chasing everyone. Flying saucers also appeared. Before you knew it, everyone including Baby Bowser, Kamek, Bowser, and Falco were sucked inside the huge building.

"AHHHH!" Everyone cried out as the door closed.

Inside the building…

Roy struggled in the net and got out, along with Bowser and Kamek. The trio walked over to a window.

They took a peek in it, only to see a stage. On the side was chairs, containing more than a thousand purple mushrooms!

"What in the world are those things!" Kamek cried out.

"Shrooms…" Roy muttered. "But how do I know that?"

"Shrooms eh? Well, let's find a way in there." Bowser said.

"LOOK!" Kamek said.

They looked through the windows again, and saw the others. A huge piranha plant appeared under a pipe below everyone.

"It's Petey Piranha!" Bowser shouted. King Boo appeared next to Petey.

"Yes, it is me!" King Boo shouted to the crowd.

"RAWR!" Petey Piranha shouted.

"I captured you all in order to win the race. I knew that I had no chance, so I just took the easy way." King Boo laughed. "Of course, I couldn't have done it alone, could I Petey?"

"RAWR!" Petey shouted.

"Well, you all shall become Petey's 'dinner'. Toodals." King Boo said as he floated away.

Petey opened his mouth wide enough and then everyone was slowly being lowered. Everyone knew that the end was coming forth. They could only wish for a miracle.

"Pichu…" (Help…) Pichu muttered.

"STOP!" Roy yelled as he jumped through the windows along with Bowser. Kamek easily floated through.

"Drop them!" Roy commanded.

"Ha! Make me!" King Boo soon reappeared.

"I will! I challenge you to a fight!" Roy said.

"Oh, I won't fight." King Boo said.

Suddenly, a huge blue shroob appeared. It had a lollypop in it's mouth.

"&(!&&&)()&!" It shourted.

"Meet my little pet. Shroob Brat." King Boo said.

It shouted and stomped.

"Take care of them, ok?" King Boo said.

"Wait!" Roy called out.

"Hmm?" King Boo muttered.

"Why won't you fight?" Roy asked.

"Oh, I just won't." King Boo said.

"Tell me why! Your just afraid?" Roy asked.

"No." King Boo said.

"Then fight like a true man would." Roy said.

"Come on Roy, we already have big and nasty." Bowser said.

"I won't leave until he answers my question!" Roy yelled as he charged at King Boo.

"Oh boy." King Boo muttered.

"DIE!" Roy yelled.

Roy slashed at King Boo, only to see his sword slice through him.

"Did I get him?" Roy asked to himself.

"Not at all."

Everyone looked in amazement as King Boo regenerated.

"I'm a ghost you fool!" King Boo yelled.

"Crap!" Kamek said.

"For making me mad, you shall pay the price!" King Boo shouted. "Petey! Young Boo!"

Petey soon jumped out of the Pipe. He walked up to them.

A small version of King Boo also appeared.

"Petey, take care of the homosexual first." King Boo said.

"I'M NOT A HOMOSEXSUAL!" Roy shouted.

"Then why are you wearing a skirt?" King Boo asked.

"It's not a skirt." Roy said.

"Yeah…" King Boo said. He then disappeared.

Everyone prepared themselves, then charged at each other.

Kamek V.S. Young Boo

Bowser V.S. Shroob Brat

Roy V.S. Petey Piranha

Kamek shot magic at Young Boo, while Young Boo just dodged them.

"LOL! WTF! YOU SUCKA!" Young Boo said.

"Shut up!" Kamek retorted.

Bowser and Shroob Brat grabbed each others hands and push at the other with might. Bowser tried knocking over Shroob Brat while Shroob Brat tried knocking over Bowser.

"COME ON!" Baby Bowser yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Bowser said.

Roy sliced at Petey, only to miss over and over. Petey just smiled.

"Come on!" Roy said.

Petey shot mud at Roy. Roy got covered in the mud.

"Great! I just cleaned my clothes!" Roy wined.

"I knew you were a homosexual!" Link yelled out.

"I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!" Roy called out.

Roy then was smashed by Petey's arm.

"Oww." Roy muttered.

"Petey smash!" Petey said.

"Great, it can talk." Roy muttered.

"HAHAHA!" Young Boo shouted.

"I SAID QUIET!" Kamek retorted.

Young Boo mad faces at Kamek.

"Looks like we're losing." Marth said.

Next chapter is comin up! Don't worry, the end isn't (Yes it is) close.

Link: Why do I have to be tied up?

Me: Just shut up.

Be sure to catch…

CHAPTER 8 TOMMORROW! THE FIGHT OF THE LIFE!