Why PS3?
Note: I regret my fic: "Why Wii?" I love the Wii now, and I don't like the PS3. This is kinda' like a parody fic.
Chapter 1. Price!
John (master chief) and Gravemind were sitting on a chair, playing video games. Gravemind fixed the wii, and he is enjoying it, and John is busily playing Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter on his 360.
Suddenly, Arbiter with his PS3 popped in.
"What's up people?" said Arbiter, plugging his PS3 to a nearby T.V.
"Hey." John and Gravemind said in unison.
Arbiter turned the PS3 on, and it suddenly broke down.
"What the f!" Arbiter yelled.
Arbiter sliced the PS3 into two with his energy blade.
"D! I have to buy a new PS3!"
"Well how much money do you have? I heard that the PS3 is d expensive." replied Gravemind.
"I have $700, but I was going to spend in on a gift for my girlfriend!" said Arbiter. "But video games are more important than love."
Arbiter bought a PS3 the next day, and he had to buy a new controller. His girlfriend broke up with him that night, and Arbiter yelled: "Curse you Sony!" Shaking his fist in the air.
Note: I will make another chapter ASAP. Also I don't want to offend anyone, I don't truly hate the PS3.