Why PS3?
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Chapter 3. The Controller
The trio was sitting down, playing video games again.
John was busily killing grunts with his sturdy and sleek Xbox 360 controller, and Gravemind was quickly cutting gangsters into pieces with his Wii-mote.
Arbiter was pressing a few buttons, and stretching his thumbs painfully to reach the two analog sticks, while playing an FPS.
"Gosh this controller is light!" said Arbiter. "And the motion sensing is awesome!"
"Shut up!" yelled Gravemind. "Sony stole the motion sensing idea!"
"I agree!" said John. "Sony stole the Xbox 360 guide button too!"
Arbiter started crying, and he raised his sixaxis, and John and Gravemind followed suite.
Arbiter slashed his controller at Gravemind's head, but Gravemind expertly sparred it with his Wii-mote.
John hit Arbiter's side with his sturdy 360 controller, and blinded Arbiter with the 360's bright guide button. Arbiter screamed, and hit John on the head.
Both Arbiter and Gravemind's character died because they were moving the controller too much.
Gravemind hit Arbiter with his nun-chuck add-on, and Arbiter surrendered.
The Trio played games for the rest of the night, rubbing their wounds.