Why PS3?
Note: PS3 fanboys, I don't want to insult you guys, but I favor the Xbox 360. I mean, comon, you have to admit that your console is unpopular these days. Anyways, I thank everyone for their reviews. Also I got Call of Duty 2 this weekend! It's so awesome! I beat half the game in only two days. Please review. Also "?" is a censored letter.
Chapter 4. Unpopularity
The trio woke up early in the morning to the sound of grunts yelling and screaming.
"Give us a game!" yelled a grunt. "In fact, give us an Xbox 360 game!"
John sighed and plucked Call of Duty 2 from the shelf and threw it at the grunts that were huddled inside a deep pit.
The grunts viciously grabbed the game, and killed each other for possession of the game. The grunt that got it lost his leg, but he crawled his way to an Xbox 360, and played CoD2.
"Damn it, these grunts are getting really annoying," said John. "We need to do something about them."
"Let's dump them at Wal-Mart, they can play game demos until they die," said Gravemind.
The trio nodded, and herded the grunts into a pelican, and the trio flew to Wal-Mart. At Wal-mart, they dumped the squealing grunts at the game section, and they all went inside to look for games.
Gravemind had no game to buy, he didn't like the games that were available. John found Rainbow Six Vegas, but it was too expensive. Arbiter looked at the PS3 games, but they were all $70 each.
"Guys, lets get new consoles!" yelled a marine. "I'm gonna' get an Xbox 360!"
"Get a PS3!" yelled Arbiter.
"No you b?stard!" yelled Private Dubbo. "I'm gonna' get a Wii!"
Arbiter drew his energy sword, and swore angrily. He sliced all sorts of consoles into pieces except for the Xbox 360's. The Xbox 360's packaging was thick enough to withstand the power of plasma.
Gravemind sighed and hit Arbiter with his nun-chuck add-on, and dragged his unconscious body to the pelican.
"Is there anyone who's going to get an Xbox 360?" asked John.
About ten marines raised their hands.
"Is there anyone who is going to get a Wii?" asked Gravemind.
Fourteen of the marines raised their hands.
"Is there anyone who is going to get a PS3?" asked John and Gravemind in unison.
No one raised their hand.
"PS3's suck! Why get a console that is unpopular, expensive, and stupid! I mean, the PS3 might fail like the dreamcast!" yelled Sergeant Johnson.
John and Gravemind shrugged, and went back to the Pelican to leave.