On The Net

Summary : Naruto was interested of knowing the 'guy' from the net a little closer. Who's this guy anyway? ShounenAi, Yaoi, M/M.

Pairing : NaruSasu / SasuNaru

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or others or anything that concerns the original series.

Warning: 1. This is YAOI. 2. This is creepy. You've been warned. So don't hate me ….

A/N:. Thought my first intention was to make 'ON THE NET' remains as a one-shot … but an idea came up and I couldn't resist writing it although my other fics are still pending. I'm so gonna kill myself …

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Fooling Around

It had been a month since the incident of the mystery 'guy' from the net. Since then also it had haunted Naruto until he did not dare to log into Yahoo Messenger anymore. He did not even say a word to Sasuke about the incident and just assumed that was only a dream. Besides, the brunette would not believe him.

But tonight, Naruto was all alone. The time was almost midnight. His lover was outstation for some business meetings with some clients at Sunagakure (why it has always to be Suna?). The brunette will be away for five days and today was already the fourth day of his working outstation and he should be home by tomorrow night.

The blonde was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling. He was having problem sleeping tonight thinking on what Sasuke might be doing at the time like this. Will the brunette been thinking of him right now? He just called Sasuke this evening and was aware that Sasuke would be pissed off if he makes another call once again.

"That selfish stoic moron. Doesn't he know that I've been missing him terribly?" Naruto mumbled to himself. "All he thinks was to finish his job and didn't even care about my well-being here. Huh! So much for having a lover who holds a very important role in a firm." He then sighed heavily.

Naruto rolled his body to his right side. His gaze suddenly locked onto his laptop which was rested on the table near the window. He furrowed his eyebrows. :That's odd. I didn't remember switching on the laptop just now.: He then rose from the bed, walked to the table and sat himself facing his laptop.

:What if I logged into Yahoo Messenger tonight? Will that GuyLover be around? Naaahhh … I think that was probably just a dream. I must have imagined that.: He then let his hands worked on the keyboard. A while later, he was logged in but still hang around somewhere not sure of which room he should go in tonight. He still was using his NinjaBoy ID though.

:Nope! Not the Yaoi chat room.: He smiled. :I'll just go straight tonight.: His fingers was about to do the typing when suddenly a familiar ID buzzed him.

GuyLover : Hello sweetheart! Long time no see!

Naruto gasped. His both hands slightly shaking. :What's this guy doing here? Is he watching me all the time? Is he stalking me all this while? Or is he even real?..:

GuyLover : What's wrong? Not happy to see me?

NinjaBoy : ...

GuyLover : I've been missing you very much. You've been in my mind all the time …

NinjaBoy : Hey! Hey! Who are YOU? (Naruto dared himself to reply)

GuyLover : (Love sign appeared) A friend ...

NinjaBoy : You're not my friend!

GuyLover : (Glee smiley appeared) We're now.

NinjaBoy : NO. We're NOT!

Naruto was a bit annoyed. :Who does he thinks he is? Scared me before and now he wants to be my friend?..:

GuyLover : (Crying smiley appeared) Can't we be friend?

NinjaBoy : Nope! I don't think so …

Naruto closed the chat frame of GuyLover. He moved his mouse to open another chat room.

GuyLover : (Did not give up. More and more crying smiley appeared)

NinjaBoy : Don't you ever give up?

GuyLover : No. I want to be your friend. Please…

GuyLover : Please!

GuyLover : Please!

GuyLover : Please!

GuyLover : Please!

Naruto sighed.

NinjaBoy : Alright. But just for tonight.

GuyLover : (Happy smiley appeared) I love you!

NinjaBoy : Hey! Don't just say 'I love you' to me. We've not even met each other before.

Something hit Naruto's mind and opened the door to his memory storeroom. :That night! Was he really here? But how? Or maybe we've already met somewhere outside. Only that I may not realized it:

GuyLover : Can I ask you something?

NinjaBoy : …

GuyLover : Where's your boyfriend now? Is he around?

NinjaBoy : What does that matters to you then?

GuyLover : Just a little concern.

NinjaBoy : Well … he's not around …

GuyLover : Working somewhere?

NinjaBoy : Yeah.

GuyLover : You must be lonely then. (Grin smiley appeared)

NinjaBoy : What does that 'grin' mean?

Naruto frowned.

GuyLover : Don't you feel lonely after days he's been away?

:No. Not again. This guy sure know something about our lives.: Naruto lurked his eyes around without even moving his head a bit. :He must be watching me right now from somewhere else. Might as well I just play along with him until I manage to dig something out of him.:

NinjaBoy : Yeah! A little bit lonely. But that doesn't bothers me. He'll be back soon and we'll have our great time together again.

GuyLover : Do you trust him?

NinjaBoy : Pardon me?

GuyLover : Read the above again.

NinjaBoy : (Read the guy's previous statement)

:Is he fooling me around?..: Naruto had thought.

GuyLover : Well ..?

NinjaBoy : What do you mean by that?

GuyLover : Would you believe me if I told you that I know what your lover's been doing behind your back?

Naruto's heart stopped for two seconds. :What the fuck? Who is this guy?..:

NinjaBoy : What are you talking about?

GuyLover : He's seeing someone else…

Naruto's blood stopped flowing for three seconds. He felt like needles were poked to his throat making it painful to breath.

NinjaBoy : Shit! What the hell are you saying maannn …? Are you purposely trying to provoke me?

GuyLover : No.. no … darling … I just wanna help you …

NinjaBoy : I don't need your help. And what kind of help is this? Help on breaking someone's relationship?

Play or not play along, Naruto was really pissed off now. This guy had provoked him.

NinjaBoy : What do you really WANT? Just spit it out! Have you been watching us all the time?

GuyLover : …

NinjaBoy : ANSWER ME!

GuyLover : …

NinjaBoy : DAMN IT! ANSWER ME!

With a little patient left, Naruto fight the urge of smashing the laptop screen before him. He banged his right fist on the table instead. He inhaled and exhaled his breath in slow motion to soothe himself down.

GuyLover : Hey. Don't pull such a grumpy face like that. You'll ruin your handsome face. (Laughing smiley appeared)

By seconds, Naruto's temper abruptly dropped. Sudden chill surrounded his heart. :So this guy's been watching me and he's watching me now!..: He rose from his sit and let his eyes roamed around his room as if looking for something.

:There must be hidden camera somewhere in this room. Or … he could have been watching me from outside the room.: Naruto threw his gaze outside the window as if trying to find any weird moving object somewhere outside.

Suddenly a 'buzz' distracted his attention. Naruto's eyes backed on the laptop screen.

GuyLover : Trying to look for me?

NinjaBoy : WHERE ARE YOU, DAMN IT? Don't play around! Stop this!

GuyLover : (Love smiley appeared) Don't be scared. I've no intention on scaring you. Let alone to harm you. I like you very much. In fact, I LOVE YOU very much … it's just that …

NinjaBoy : It's just what?

Naruto typed in when the guy trailed off for quite a moment.

GuyLover : Do you know the previous owner of this laptop, Naruto kuunnn …?

:What? He even know my name: Naruto's hands trembled but he wasn't sure whether it was caused by his anger or his terror. But he managed to force his hands to do the typing.

NinjaBoy : No…

GuyLover : You do remember that you've purchased a second hand laptop from e-bay, right? This laptop was previously belonged to me. I purchased the laptop two months before I died and had some of my unfinished job left inside this 'thing'. That's why I'm still here. In this laptop. You've purchased it a year ago and since then I've been watching you and your lover all the time whenever this 'thing' was around …

Naruto gapped after reading that long statement. :NO! NO! This can't be right! I'm just dreaming! I'm just dreaming!..: He felt like screaming but could not let his voice out.

GuyLover : And since then also, I had this sensual feeling over you. Watching you and your lover made love to each other had increased this feeling until I can't stand it anymore. Thus, I've to show myself that night. Touching you had made me happy. I wanna touch you again …

The scene that night, a month ago, replayed in Naruto's mind. His eyes widened. He faced difficulties in his breathing. "No! You're just a dream! I am just imagining things! This can't be true! You're lying!"

Suddenly the 'keys' of the keyboard moved as if someone's fingers were typing on them. At the same time, letters by letters appeared on the screen.

GuyLover : See. I'm not lying. Believe me, Naruto kun. I like you. I'm in love with you. It's just that your boyfriend is in my way. Therefore, he must …

GuyLover : DIE!

GuyLover : DIE!

GuyLover : DIE!

GuyLover : DIE!

"Noooo…!"

In quick motion, Naruto slammed the laptop screen down switching off that thing entirely. He then backed off and quickly walked to his bed. Before he could slump his body onto the bed, suddenly there was a sound of the front door to his apartment swung open. He froze. :Is he here? What should I do? What should I do?..:

Naruto's legs turned jelly. His feeling now was the same as he felt on that night a month ago. But this time he was all alone. No Sasuke to be hugged. The sound of footsteps was heard and it's coming this way, to his room. Naruto's feet still glued to the ground. He froze himself by his bed while facing the door to his room and just waited for whoever may appear before him. The footsteps became clearer. Naruto's heart beat faster.

Eventually, the door to his room swung open.

"Naruto?" Sasuke was standing by the opening. "You're still awake?"

"Sasuke?" A bit of relief filled Naruto's heart. "You're back? But why? How?"

Sasuke twitched. "Aren't you happy to see me? You were so eager on seeing me when you made that call this evening. The meeting tomorrow was cancelled so we decided to head back home tonight."

"B-but … " The blonde trailed off. He then smiled and stepped forward reaching out for his lover. But after few steps, he paused. :Wait the sec …! Is this really Sasuke or just that GuyLover fooling around like he did last time?..:

Sasuke was about to step further on entering the room when;

"Wait, Sasuke! Stay right where you are!" Naruto had ordered.

Sasuke again twitched. :What the hell is he doing? I'm exhausted and he wants to play with me? In the middle of the night: "What?"

Naruto rubbed his chin. "How do I know it's really you, Sasuke?"

"Naruto. I don't have time for this. What the hell are you doing? Can't you see I've just arrived and all tired from my long trip?"

Naruto ignored Sasuke's question. He has to make sure that the boy in front was really his lover. "Sasuke. You've to answer my questions first.'

:What the fuck?..: "Naruto … I've told you …"

"Don't hesitate! Just answer me!"

Sasuke sighed. He made a mental note that the blonde would pay for his crazy behavior later. "Alright! Alright! Just shoot me!"

Naruto took his time thinking. "Okay! What did I call my grandmother?"

Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows but he answered anyway. "Tsunade baa-chan."

"Hmm…" Naruto continued. "What's my favorite food?"

"Ramen."

"What color of my favorite underwear?"

"Green."

"What novel do Jiraiya writes?"

"Icha-Icha Paradise."

"Hmmm…" Naruto was still not satisfied. "What nickname you always like to call me?"

"Dobe…" Sasuke's ears reddened.

"And what nickname that I gave you?"

:Bastard: Somehow the word stuck at the brunette's throat. :The hell would I say that!..: "Dobe … If you don't stop this, we won't have sex for a month!"

Naruto's face brightened. "Sasuke! You're back!" He jumped towards the brunette. Both of his arms slung around the other's shoulders and his legs wrapped around the other's waist. Sasuke almost toppled over while trying to balance his tired body with that clingy blonde.

"I know it's you. Only you would treat me this way with that stoic face of yours!" Naruto clung on tightly to the brunette as if do not want to let go of his lover ever. "Oh! I missed you so much!"

Sasuke sighed. "You've been acting strange, dobe … What happened?"

Naruto dropped himself but still had his arms around the brunette. Seconds later, his lips captured the brunette's lips hungrily. Although tired, Sasuke returned the kiss. He had been missing the blonde too, only that he was too proud to utter those words.

Naruto back stepped towards the bed but not without dragging his lover along with him. He never broke his kiss with the brunette eventhough he found difficulties on reaching for the bed in this awkward situation. When his feet touched the edge of their so-called haven, he flopped his backside onto the mattress pulling along his lover to fall on top of him. His legs wrapped tightly around the other's waist.

"Wait! Wait! Naruto! Hold it!" Sasuke broke their kiss which brought a frown to the blonde's face.

"What is it?" Naruto scowled. "I've been waiting for this, damn it! I don't care if you're that damn tired. By any means, we're going to have sex tonight. And I mean now!"

With that statement, Naruto rolled Sasuke over until he's the one on top. He tore open Sasuke's shirt which revealed a pale bare chest. He licked his lips once and bent down to capture the right pink nipple and made a sucking there while his finger busy pinching and rubbing the other nipple.

At first, Sasuke had thought of stopping the blonde but then surrendered when a sensual feeling invaded his conscious mind. He could not be at his right mind now. Although his body was exhausted but the 'other' part of his body was not even tired at all, coz it had been asleep for almost a week with nothing else to do except for pee.

Little did they know, someone or rather something was watching them.

(Well, because this is FFNet … we should skip to the next scene)

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The morning after.

"Hey, Naruto! Wake up! It's Friday. Aren't you supposed to be working today?"

Naruto stirred lazily on the bed. His body was aching all over because of their 'fight' last night. Well, talk about two hours and three cums (whoaa!). The blonde slowly half lifted his eyelids and tried to find where could that annoying voice came from. He spotted Sasuke standing by the bedside with a coffee mug in his hand. He yawned aloud. "Huaaaarrrhhh … mohnhiing …Sahsuhkhe tehme …" He stretched out his body a catlike and blinked up to his lover. "Is breakfast ready?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "If you're working today, I think you'll have to forget about having breakfast at home." He glanced over to the clock hanged on the wall. "It's already 8:30 am and …"

"Ooh! Shiiittt!" The blonde cut off. In a flash, he rose to his feet. "You selfish moron! Why didn't you wake me up earlier? Oh god! Oh god! I'm gonna be late for work!"

Naruto took his shower in record time, dressed himself up, put on his socks and shoes, grabbed his briefcase, took a sip of Sasuke's coffee, kissed his lover goodbye at the front door and a while later he's gone. All these happened within fifteen minutes.

Sasuke sighed. :He's always in a hurry. What a clumsy idiot.: He then allowed a soft smile crawled up to his face. :That's why I loved him: He closed the door behind and headed to the bedroom. With a coffee mug still held in his hand, he walked towards the table to where Naruto's laptop was at rest.

He's not working today. Treat that as a token of appreciation from his boss upon his successfulness of getting the clients signed up some agreements of their services. Later, he would receive his commissions and he already has a plan his mind that is going for a vacation with his dobe.

:Today, I'm gonna relax and sleep for the whole day: He took a sip of his coffee while his gaze falls onto the laptop before him. Something crossed his mind. :Hmmm … I wonder what Naruto's been doing while I'm not around.: He then lifted up the screen and switched on the thing. A screen of Yahoo Messenger with an ID of NinjaBoy along with the password appeared but pending to be signed in. Sasuke rubbed his chin and a mischievous smirk formed on his lips. He clicked to sign in.

Before Sasuke could type or check on anything, an unfamiliar ID buzzed in.

GuyLover : Hello! (Many love sign appeared)

NinjaBoy : …

GuyLover : Where have you been, my love? Why did you just logged off without even telling me. I've been waiting for you the whole night.

: 'My love'?.: Sasuke felt his blood rushed to his ears. His heart beat fast. :Who is this GuyLover? Naruto's friend?.: With shaking hands because of sudden jealousy, he forced his fingers to do the typing.

NinjaBoy : You're waiting for me?

GuyLover : Yes! And I can't sleep because of it. I've been missing you. When can we meet again, sweetheart?

: 'Sweetheart'? He called my dobe, sweetheart? What's this? A secret relationship behind my back?.: Sasuke had thought.

NinjaBoy : I don't think that would be possible. My boyfriend just got back from outstation and I'm sure he would wanna spend more time with me.

GuyLover : (Laughing smiley appeared)

NinjaBoy : Meaning?

GuyLover : Like we've never met before when your boyfriend's around. Sure you can do that again sometimes.

Sasuke's heart beat even faster. He inhaled deeply and holds his breath for few seconds there in order to chase away the rage furiously burning within him. :Narutooo…! What have you been DOING?..:

GuyLover : Hey! Are you still there? Talk to me, will ya? Don't just leave me hanging around waiting for you.

GuyLover : (Crying smiley appeared)

NinjaBoy : Yeah. I'm still here. What can I do for you now?

GuyLover : Is your annoying boyfriend around?

Sasuke twitched.

NinjaBoy : Nope. He's working.

GuyLover : Good. Can we meet today? I really want to see you.

Sasuke tapped his fingers on his chin. :Wanna have a meeting, huh? In your dream, you jerk!.:

NinjaBoy : Hey! I gotta go now. I've something to do. We'll chat later. Bye!

GuyLover : But …

Without warning, Sasuke signed out. He then slammed down the laptop screen which have completely switched off the thing. He leaned his back to his chair staring at the laptop in disbelief. He tapped his fingers on the table impatiently while his brain trying to process on what he had just read.

"Damn you Naruto! What have you been doing behind my back? Having an affair with someone else? How could you …" Deep in Sasuke's heart, rages added with jealousy were tearing his mind apart. "I'll kill whoever that bastard is!"

"No wonder he was acting weird last night."

TBC.

A/N : Morale of the story; remember to check on the previous owner when purchasing a second hand laptop.

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Expecting an update …? But not so soon. Have to give way to KakaNaru first … and my projects …