On The Net
Summary : It's already the final chapter, there's no need for the summary. ShounenAi, Yaoi,
Pairing : NaruSasu / SasuNaru
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or others or anything that concerns the original series.
Warning: 1. This is YAOI. 2. This is creepy. 3. This is crazy. You've been warned. So don't hate me ….
A/N: This has nothing to do with Shaman King, The Poltergeist or even The Exorcist. It's Naruto and Naruto alone. And now, the end of the insanity …
Happy Ending Or is it not?
Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba were sitting on the couch in the living room. Kiba was leaning his back and his head comfortably on a single couch while having his eyes wandered at the ceiling.
Naruto was whining, complaining, cursing, and swearing over something that Kiba had done a while ago. Sasuke who was sitting next to the blonde was lovingly covering Naruto's left cheek which had turned slightly blue with a bag of ice.
"… #&$&#$! … stupid … $#&!(# … Kiba … &#$)!$# … moron …" Was all could be heard from the blonde.
Sasuke sighed. "Will you just cut it out? Enough already! He did it for your own good!"
"But still … he doesn't have to hit me that hard!" Naruto scowled. "What if he broke my jaw? What if I lost some of my teeth? What if he knocked me unconscious and left me in a coma … and what if I … Oww! Oww! Ooouuch! Sasuke …be gentle with that thing! It hurts, damn it!"
"Then stop whining!" Sasuke said. He placed the ice bag onto Naruto's left hand and brought it over back to other's cheek. "Here! Hold it yourself! I'm gonna make ourselves some coffee."
With that statement, Sasuke disappeared into the kitchen.
Naruto glared at Kiba who glared in return.
"What?" Kiba asked as if nothing happened.
"Do you have to punch me that hard?" Naruto started it again.
Kiba rolled his eyes. "I tried to hold you up and yelled at you calling out your name but you never listen. You've gone berserk like nothing can stop you. What do you expect me to do? Calling out for help? By the time helps on the way, Sasuke would have been dead already!"
Naruto silenced himself up. He stole a glance to the kitchen and saw Sasuke was busy with his coffee. Apparently, he did not remember what exactly had happened. All he could remember was that moment he was walking to the apartment door intending to walk out and seconds later, he was lying on Sasuke's lap with a terrible pain on his left cheek.
A while ago, Naruto was on his attempt to kill Sasuke. Kiba who was patiently waiting for Naruto outside had heard noises of people shouting and yelling. At first, Kiba thought it was just a normal talk or argument between lovers who were about to part with each other. But when he heard a loud thud like something falls onto the floor and Naruto was screaming out aloud, he barged into the house. There he saw Naruto was on top of Sasuke strangling the other's neck with all his might while Sasuke was struggling hard beneath him. He quickly moved forward and grabbed the blonde by the waist while calling out his friend's name. But Naruto seemed not to hear him. Thus, he decided to punch Naruto in the face at which point had sent the blonde flawlessly slumped onto the floor. Later, unconscious.
"Do you remember that day I asked you about believing in ghost?" Naruto suddenly asked.
Kiba raised and eyebrow. "Hmmm?"
"Well I think it's true. There's a ghost among us. In this house …" Naruto trailed off.
Sasuke appeared from the kitchen with three coffee mugs in his hands. He handed one to Kiba, Naruto and one for himself. He took a sit beside Naruto as closest as he can. If he were not patience enough he would ravish his lover right here right now.
"Since strange things had already occurred right in front of my eyes, I think you should start your story from the very beginning." Kiba sat comfortably in his seat preparing himself for the story which he was about to hear.
Naruto and Sasuke exchanged looks with each other and nodded. Naruto turned to face Kiba. "It started about a month ago plus a week after that …"
Kiba leaned closer.
An hour later, the story telling was done. They sat in silent pondering over the incident after incident. Suddenly, without warning, Naruto pounced on Sasuke.
"Oh! Sasuke! Sasuke! …" Naruto tugged Sasuke into a tight embrace.
What the fuck! "Hey! Hey! Naruto! Stop this! What's gotten into you?" Sasuke tried to push the blonde away, effortlessly.
"I knew it! You didn't mean it after all…" Naruto mumbled onto the brunette's chest. "You didn't mean to chase me away… Oh! Sasuke! … I'm so happy!"
Kiba rolled his eyes.
"So what happens now?" Sasuke inquired while rubbing on Naruto's back who was still cuddling him.
Kiba rubbed his chin. "I would suggest you to see a shaman …"
"What? A shaman?" Naruto abruptly sat up and faced Kiba. "What will a shaman do?"
Kiba let out a sigh. Naruto could act like a moron sometime. "I don't know what he or she will do. Just go and see one. He'll think of something!"
"So where could we find this shaman?" Sasuke had asked.
"I heard of someone from Sunagakure. My sister talked about him once. I'll talk to her later and gain more info about this shaman." Kiba stood up. "Right now, we've got to head home. Naruto!"
"What? Why 'we'?" Naruto stared at Kiba dumbly.
Kiba tugged on Naruto's arm and pulled the blonde to his feet. "I'm not leaving you here alone with Sasuke. Who knows if you went berserk again and ended up killing him."
"I will NOT!" Naruto scowled. While being dragged to the door, he tried to free his arm from Kiba's grip but failed. "Let me go! I'm not leaving! I'm staying here! With Sasuke!"
"NO! You're NOT! By any means, you're coming with me!" This time Kiba's arm was already wrapped around Naruto's waist.
"No! I don't want to go! Sasuke, do something!" Naruto yelled at his lover.
Sasuke felt pity for his lover. In the beginning, he thought of just let Naruto stay with him tonight but Kiba had a point there. Who knows bad things like tonight might happen again or perhaps the other way around. "Naruto. Just listen to Kiba. He'll take good care of you."
"No! I don't want Kiba! I want you!" Naruto refused to give up. His left hand managed to grip the edge of the doorframe preventing Kiba from completely dragging him out.
"Naruto! Let go!" Kiba pulled his friend harder. "You can't stay here for the moment. Don't you understand?"
Something crossed Naruto's mind. "But YOU can stay here. We have spare bed in the other room." Naruto pleaded. "At least let me spend the night with Sasuke. I missed him. I haven't got a chance to kiss him yet."
Kiba twitched. "I'm not sleeping in that room while listening to you guys making love to each other! Geez!"
"You can join us if you want to." Naruto added, of course jokingly.
What the fuck! Kiba frowned. "I will NOT! Now LET GO!"
"Take good care of him, Kiba. I want him back in one piece." Sasuke bid his goodbye. "Naruto! Don't kill Kiba!"
"Oh, yes! I will!" Last words from Naruto.
Minutes later, Kiba and Naruto were out of Sasuke's sight. Only the blonde's yelling and shouting could be heard by far. Sasuke closed the door behind him. Tonight he will be alone again. But to his relief Naruto was back to his side. It was all that matters. And tonight he was going to have a wet dream.
10:30 am; Tuesday morning.
Sasuke's mobile ringing. Naruto's number appeared.
"Morning, sweetheart!" Naruto chirped on the other line. "How are you today? Did you dream about me last night?"
Sasuke could not help but smiled. "Morning, dobe. So how are you doing?"
"Not good. Terribly missing you!" Naruto whined. "And I even have to wear 'pink' today!"
Pink? Sasuke furrowed. "So any news from Kiba?" He then asked ignoring the 'pink' issue.
Naruto paused for a moment. "Hmm… He talked to his sister this morning. I have all the info here. When do we leave?"
"I think the best time is tomorrow morning." Sasuke suggested. "Can you ask a week or more for your off day until next week?"
"So you're thinking of going for a vacation ehh?" Naruto smiled. He sounded happy. "Okay! That could be arranged."
"Good." Sasuke said. "So, who is this shaman? Have a name?"
"Does Sabaku No Gaara ring the bell?"
6:30 am; Wednesday early morning.
Sasuke was driving while Naruto comfortably laying himself in the passenger sit.
"Huaaarrrrhhh …" Naruto yawned. "Do we have to leave this early? The hotel is not going anyway. You've already booked right?"
"It's a five hours drive to Sunagakure," Sasuke replied. "Once we reached there, it's about time for us to check into the hotel. Then we'll not going to waste any more time as we're gonna see the shaman as soon as possible by this afternoon. I've already made an appointment with him."
"Wow! You're fast …" Naruto furrowed. He then closed his eyes as if he were about to go to sleep. "Well … wake me up when we get there, okay?"
"What? Are you gonna sleep during the trip?" Sasuke frowned. "I'm a bit sleepy as well. Don't you want to accompany me along the way? At least, doing something that could keep me awake?"
Naruto turned and shot his lover with a mischievous kind of smile. He then moved his hand groping the other's thigh. "Oh yeah! I can keep you awake the entire time. Just tell me when you will need 'it'. I'll be at your service, anytime!"
Sasuke glanced over to the blonde. Later, he shivered. Uh! Uh! I don't like the look on his face… I mean, we're in the middle of the highway here. "Err … I think I can waive that one. I'll stay awake by myself. You just continue with your nap. Now … shooh! Stay away from me!"
Naruto giggled. "Let me know when you're really in 'need', okay?" Seconds later, he dozed off.
Sasuke gripped his crotch. 'Something' down there had slightly awaken. Nonetheless, his attention was brought back onto the road.
It was early in the afternoon when they reached Suna Spring Resort (in the middle of the dessert?). They had their lunch first before driving off to search for the said shaman.
"Are you sure this is the right address, teme?" Naruto was looking at a big three-storey modern style bungalow. No, make it a big mansion. "I trust shaman could be rich but this is filthy damn rich. I mean, look at the yard. It's the size of a football field!"
Sasuke read the address in his diary again. "Yup! No doubt about it." His eyes lurked round and caught on something. "See. The signboard at the front gate says, 'Sabaku No Gaara'. Come on, let's enter."
A gardener greeted them. After some introductions and explanations, the gardener then let them in. They parked their car at the spacious parking lot in front of the mansion. They were ushered to the front door where a butler had been waiting. A while later, the butler then led them to the west wing of the mansion to where the office of the shaman would be.
Naruto's eyes wandered around the mansion. The house was filthy rich with modern style furniture and decorations. The twelve-sit couch was made of pure leather and the pewter decorations were pure silver. The home theatre set with a fifty-two inch LCD screen TV was located at the corner of the living room surrounded by the couch. Walking bare feet on the carpeted floor was like walking on a bed mattress. (They had to leave their shoes at the front door). He felt like lying there and makes himself comfortable.
"I still can't believe this is a shaman residence." Naruto whispered to his lover while they were been brought to the shaman's office. "I mean, what did he really do for a living? Does the job as a shaman can bring you into this luxurious kind of living style? And if that so, I should change my profession into one."
"Idiot!" Sasuke whispered back. "You can't just be a shaman whenever you want to. You have to posses certain abilities of becoming one."
They reached the door to the shaman office and the butler opened it for them. Upon entering, the butler closed the door behind them. Here lies another luxurious office room. Naruto could not help but to let his eyes wandering around the room. It was spacious and the furniture was arranged neatly. The room was air-conditioned and it smells nice too. A five-sit couch and a small coffee table were located at one corner, a conference table with six chairs in the middle and the office table at the other corner near the window. No strange things or preserved animals could be found anywhere in the room as a shaman's room would be.
Naruto's eyes caught a glimpse of someone standing near the office table looking outside the window. A red haired wearing a dark grey knee length coat with a light grey shirt and dark grey pants.
"Don't just stand there. Come closer and have a sit here." The red haired spoke without taking his gaze away from the window.
Naruto and Sasuke walked closer to the office table and took their sit on the two chairs opposite the red head. The guy by the window then turned and faced them.
The red head was first to offer a handshake. "Hello. I'm Sabaku No Gaara." Somehow, the look on his face was unreadable.
Upon seeing Gaara, Naruto was stunned. This is the shaman? This is Gaara? But … but … a guy can be handsome, but this one's a beauty! That pale smooth skin, a red tattoo on his forehead and those sharp green eyes with dark circles around them. Even without eyebrows, this guy is still stunningly beautiful.
"Dobe …"
A shaman who is beautiful …
"Dobe …"
So stunning …
"Oi dobe …"
So elegant …
"Oi! DOBE!"
"Ouuucch! That hurts, bastard!" Naruto yelped when a sharp pain shot him in the arm. Sasuke had deliberately pinched him. "Why the hell did you do that for?"
Sasuke leaned closer and whispered. "Why are you staring at him like that? Are you trying to flirt with him?"
"W-what …?" Naruto glared at Sasuke in disbelief. Seconds later, he grinned. "Say … are you jealous?"
Sasuke twitched. A blush covered his face. Nonetheless, he said nothing. Naruto leaned closer to the object of his love live and acting as if he wanted to kiss him but froze when:
"Ahem! Let's get down to our business, shall we?" Gaara who pretended not to see anything, spoke. He turned 90 degrees to his right and reached for his laptop which had already been switched on. His slender fingers then busy doing some typing.
"Sasuke san …" He called for the brunette never took his eyes away from the laptop screen. "Upon receiving your call yesterday and listening to your briefing, I did some research on your matters. Did you bring that laptop of yours?"
Sasuke furrowed. That's odd. "Err … How did you know about the laptop? As I recalled, I've never mentioned about it at all."
Gaara did not immediately answer. He touched the tip of his nose with his right hand index finger and slowly trailed it down to his lips then further down to his throat and stopped at his upper chest. He ran his finger in circle on the open flesh there.
Naruto gulped. He still could not believe how a shaman can be so attractive!
"A friend told me …" The shaman hesitated to say more. He then turned and faced Naruto who was still at lost somewhere in his own thoughts.
"My friend had also told me about him …" Gaara was referring to the blonde.
"Sorry. We didn't bring the laptop as we don't want anything bad to happen to us during our trip here." Sasuke elbowed Naruto. No reaction. "Oi dobe! Say something, will ya!"
"Wh-what?" Naruto was a bit dumbfounded. He then locked his gaze with Sasuke. "What did you just say?"
Sasuke shook his head. "I think you should start your story first." His eyes motioned to the direction of the shaman.
"Oh yeah! Heheh .." Naruto scratched his head. He then averted his gaze to the shaman before him. "Ne … Gaara san … How did you become a shaman? Do you have to undergo any training or so?"
Gaara blinked. "Say what?"
Sasuke twitched. He gained all his patience to fight the urge on smacking the blonde in the head.
To their surprise, Gaara was willing to tell them. "A friend I mentioned to you just now was a demon called Shukaku. I was born into this world with him possessing my body. According to my father, it was a gift and for me to use it properly for the good of mankind. Through him as a medium, I can connect myself to the other world and communicate with other demons or spirits. For your information, being a shaman is not my main job. I have other business in my possession. I only am a shaman when there are people in need to help with their 'unusual' problem."
Naruto and Sasuke nodded, understood.
Gaara's attention backed onto his laptop screen. "Since you didn't bring your 'possessed' laptop, I'll just ask my demon to contact the spirit who's been haunting you in the other world." With that statement, Gaara's fingers quickly did the typing.
Naruto was curious to see Gaara took such a long time in contacting his demon. Normally, a shaman would sit Indian style, closes his eyes and mumbling some incoherent words. But this one just stared at his computer screen and busy typing on something.
"Gaara san … What are you doing?" So he asked.
"Chatting with Shukaku." Gaara replied. Eyes still glued on the screen.
What the … Naruto and Sasuke stared at each other.
"Err… What do you mean by 'chatting' with him?" Sasuke then asked.
Gaara froze from his typing. He ogled at the person who had asked. "Chatting with my demon through internet. What do you expect? Sitting crossed leg, floating on air and mumbling some mantras? Get real, we're in the modern era. A demon could learn some use of internet too."
Both Naruto and Sasuke silenced themselves up and let the shaman continue with his … err … chatting.
A moment later, Gaara had eventually finished his 'discussion' with his demon. He turned his body and faced the two intense guys in front. "Shukaku had talked to this spirit of yours …"
"He's not my spirit!" Naruto exclaimed cutting off the shaman's words.
"Naruto! Will you just stop being a moron? Just let Gaara san speak." Sasuke scolded which made Naruto sulk.
Gaara rolled his eyes. Nonetheless, he continued. "Shukaku had ordered him to leave the two of you alone. He agreed. He would never bother you again."
However, Sasuke had doubts in his mind. "How would you guarantee that the spirit will be gone for sure and never bothers us again?"
Gaara smiled cunningly. He rested his chin on his palm. "You do not have to worry about that, Sasuke san. My demon has his own way in dealing with obstinate spirits. He'll make sure that they would never return or he would vanish them and they would never have a chance to ever reincarnate."
Naruto gleefully smiled. "Does that mean I am free now?"
Gaara nodded in response. "However …"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "However what?"
Gaara fixed his gaze at the blonde. "He wants to talk to you. He wants to at least bid his last goodbye."
"There's nothing to talk about!" Sasuke snapped. "After what he did to us, he still has guts to request anything?"
"How are we going to talk to each other, then?" Much to the burette surprise, Naruto had asked.
"What the fuck? Naruto …" Sasuke frowned.
With a calm voice, Naruto answered. "I want to know what the hell's going on. Why is he doing this to us? And what is his real intention? I'm sure you've wanted to know the truth too, Sasuke."
Sasuke being asked, did not answer. After a moment, he sighed. "Let's get on with it, Gaara san …"
Gaara smirked. "Alright. Here's what we are going to do. Because of the spirit doesn't have his own physical form in this world, thus he needs to use other's in order to let himself heard." He paused, straightened up his body, placed both his hands on the table surface, and closed his eyes. "I'm going to be the medium for the spirit so you can interact with each other …"
Naruto and Sasuke watched in silent while the shaman before them took his time meditating.
Two minutes had passed.
"Is he for real?" Sasuke wondered.
Another two minutes had passed.
"Is the spirit really going to possess him?" Naruto whispered.
Added another two minutes.
"Is he asleep?" Sasuke whispered feeling a bit tense.
Plus another four minutes.
"Or is he still alive?" Naruto wondered. He rose from his seat and brought his face closer to the shaman's. He studied the shaman features. Suddenly;
The eyes of the shaman flew open. A black one now replaced the green eyes. Gaara smiled. "Hello … Naruto kun …" And the voice was not his either.
With a start, Naruto abruptly backed off and flopped back into his seat. Sasuke was less surprised because he had faced the same situation before. For a moment, none of them moved neither to say a word.
"I missed you … Naruto kun …" Gaara was the first to break the silent. He stared at the blonde intensely. "It's a pity for us to have met in this kind of situation. I was thinking of somewhere else where we could be together all alone …"
"Cut that out!" Sasuke cut off. Sudden jealousy aroused within him. He was about to speak further but paused when Naruto stopped him.
"Who are you?" Naruto began. "Why are you doing this to us?"
Gaara stole a quick glance at the brunette. "As I told you before, I'm the spirit of your laptop. I'm someone whom you never knew, Naruto kun. Just call me Haku. I've been watching you for quite some times and had fallen in love with you. I've been doing a lot of thinking on how we could be together …"
"You're already dead. How can that be possible?" Naruto cut off.
Huh! If he's still alive, would you fall for him too? Sasuke had thought while rolling his eyes.
Haku let out a small laugh. "That's why I've been thinking of many possible ways. But first, I've to separate the two of you … " He ogled at the brunette. "Naruto kun will be left alone and I could take my chances on him …"
Flared with anger, Sasuke shot. "So those weird things happened were all your doing?" He furrowed. "Say … How did you do that? Would you mind telling us?"
Haku rolled his eyes. "I did many weird things. Which one do you want me to explain first?"
Naruto leaned closer and whispered to Haku as if he did not want Sasuke to hear him. "That dream … was it real?"
Haku smiled cunningly. "Yes. It was real … and it only happened in your dream." He leaned closer as well. "You've cum twice. Does that feel good?"
Whack!
"Ooouucchh! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Naruto rubbed his head because Sasuke had whacked him in the head.
Big dark cloud was ghostly floating above Sasuke's head. He glared at the blonde. "So you were dreaming of him that night, ehhh? Moaning and groping all over yourself. Such shameless!"
"It wasn't him. It was you!" Naruto snarled still rubbing his head. "And it wasn't like a dream at all. I felt like you're really there. Touching and sucking me all over. I could even hear your own moans when I sucked you hard and entered you."
Sasuke shot his murderous glare to Haku. Nonetheless, he said nothing. To his surprise, Haku just winked. Bastard! If it wasn't Gaara's form in front of him now he would have smacked Haku. Hard!
Sasuke took a deep breath to soothe himself down. "How would you explain of my calls that never reached Naruto's phone? Was it your doing too?"
Haku rubbed his chin. Later he chuckled. "Yeah it's kinda funny to see the look on your angry face …"
That's it! Sasuke had his fist ready in his right hand. Any moment now …
With a proud face, Haku continued. "We live in a modern era and I'm a computer expert. While your mobiles were near to my laptop, I took my chances, hacking into your mobiles and messed up with the chips and data inside. That's how Sasuke found the unknown number in Naruto kun's mobile while Sasuke's calls never reached Naruto kun's mobile. Am I clever or what …?"
"Yeah! Clever your ass!!" Sasuke growled.
Naruto gripped on Sasuke's thigh to calm his lover down. "That night …" He choked on his words. "I almost killed Sasuke. Did you really have the intention to kill him?"
Haku locked his gaze with Naruto. "That's because he's being such persistent!" Haku said with no sign of regret in his voice tone. "He didn't want to let you go. So I decided to kill him. Besides, at the same time something had crossed my mind…"
"What?"
"If Sasuke dies, I can take over his body and therefore, we could live together without your knowing that the real Sasuke was already dead! Heheh … " Haku ended his statement with a chuckle.
In a flash, Sasuke rose to his feet. He bent forward in his intention to grab on the shaman's shirt but Naruto managed to grab him on the waist instead. Sasuke struggled hard to flee himself when Naruto refused to let him go.
"Let me go! I'm gonna KILL him!!" Sasuke yelled.
Naruto pulled Sasuke backward to fall onto his lap. He hugged tightly to the still struggling brunette's waist. "Sssshhh … Sasuke … Calm down. He's only the spirit possessing the shaman's body right now. If you hurt him, that's mean you'll only hurt the shaman instead … Get a grip, will ya!"
Naruto planted some kisses under Sasuke's ear. He then did some nipping on the brunette's earlobe. "Besides, he'll be gone like the shaman said. Will you be patience a little while longer? Hmmm …?"
Those kisses had weakened Sasuke. His legs turned jelly. As always, Naruto knew where to hit his weak spots. Before he lost himself into the world of pleasure or before they both did, he moved to his own seat. He glared daggers at the shaman who had his eyes wandered on the ceiling pretending as if nothing happened.
"I want him to disappear, NOW!" Sasuke had demanded. He leaned at the back of his chair and folded his both arms over his chest. He threw his gaze somewhere else. He wondered why they even bother to go through this conversation in the first place.
"I think that was all we needed to hear from you." Naruto agreed with Sasuke. "You may leave now. And don't even bother us again. I'm sure you would find someone special in the spirit world."
The look on Gaara's face … I mean … Haku's face … I mean … whatever … suddenly changed. His expression was now saddening. "Do you really … want me to go … Naruto kun?" Haku choked on his words.
Naruto sighed. "You've got to understand, Haku. Ghost and human don't mix. Please … just go back to your own world."
Haku took his time staring at the blonde. "If that so, can I request one more thing?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. Just leave already, damn it!
To see the look on Haku's face, Naruto suddenly felt pity. "Alright … just one more request … What is it?"
Haku rose from his seat, bent forward on leaning closer to the blonde. "Can I kiss you goodbye?"
Naruto froze. He did not move a muscle. He did not even blink. He was stunned. It's not because of Haku's words but because the stunningly beautiful Gaara was about to kiss him.
Their faces were merely inches away when suddenly;
Slap!
Gaara was thrown into his seat as a slap had hit him in the face and it was from an angry Sasuke. A very angry Sasuke.
"Aaaarrggghhh!" Naruto yelled. "Sasuke, you idiot! How many times do I have to remind you?! Don't act on your own!!"
"He's going to KISS you!" Sasuke yelled back. "The hell I will let THAT happen!!"
"Like I will let that happen either!!" Naruto snapped.
"Yeah! Then why didn't you back away? You were just sitting there waiting for him to get closer to you!"
"He's not even serious!"
"Oh. He's serious alright! He'd already parted his lips and I can even see his tongue!"
"AHEM!" A loud cough startled them both and it came from an angry looking Gaara. They studied the shaman's face which had turned back to normal. Haku had left.
Naruto and Sasuke immediately silenced themselves up. They sat still while staring at the shaman before them. Gaara rubbed his abuse left cheek. He glared at Sasuke in disbelief. How dare he slapped me!
"Errr … Forgive him Gaara san … He didn't mean to. Really …" Naruto slightly bowed. "He always likes to act on his own."
Sasuke frowned. However, he did felt slightly guilty to have slapped the shaman.
"Okay …" Gaara finally spoke. "He had already gone. You can now live in peace."
"Oh! Thank you Gaara san! Thank you very much!" Naruto grabbed the shaman's hands and shook them lightly.
"Ahem!" Sasuke's turn to cough. Upon hearing the brunette's cough, Naruto quickly let go of the shaman's hands.
"So, how much will it cost us?" Sasuke had asked.
Gaara wrote something on a piece of paper which looked like a receipt. He then handed it over to Naruto. "Here's the list of the payment. You can either transfer the money into my account or you can straight away slide your credit card at my secretary desk outside."
Naruto's eyes widened upon seeing the list. It's not actually the figures of the amount that matters but the other extra payment stated at the bottom of the list. "Medical fees?"
Gaara touched his left cheek. "Yes! You've to pay for my medical fees as well. Like I would let you get away with that."
Naruto shot Sasuke a murderous glare that could kill someone in an instant. "You're going to pay for the medical fees alone. I'm not going to be responsible for this."
"Yeah! Yeah! Whatever …" Sasuke had this egoistic look on his face. He then turned to face Gaara. "I'm sorry Gaara san … for the inconvenience I caused you … I thank you very much for helping us on this."
Despite of his angriness, Gaara slightly smiled. "It's okay. Come back here if 'it' ever happens again."
"Oh! Yes! We will!" Naruto assured while teasingly grinned at his lover which he received a scowl in return.
Upon departure, the two lovers paid their fees using their credit cards at the shaman's secretary desk. It's almost dark when they left the big mansion and were now heading towards their hotel resort.
"Ne … Sasuke …" Naruto called out to his lover who was driving. They're now in the middle of the highway. "Do you think I should keep that laptop of mine or give it away to someone else?"
"It's up to you, dobe." Sasuke replied. His eyes focused on the road in front. "But I think you should keep it. Besides, Gaara had assured that the ghost isn't going to haunt us again."
"Yeah! Perhaps you're right. I guess I should keep it then …" Naruto agreed. Something crossed his mine. "Hey! Don't you ever switch on your stereo, Sasuke?"
Without waiting for Sasuke to answer him, Naruto switched on the car stereo. Suddenly;
"Sasuke! Stop! Stop the car!" Naruto urgently asked Sasuke to stop the car. "I said stop the car!"
"What the … Naruto! What's wrong?" However, Sasuke's feet still glued on the oil pedal with no sign of stopping the car. "You startled me!"
"Pull over! Pull the car over there!" The blonde was pointing to the left side of the highway. (Japan drives on their right) "Come on! Pull over! NOW!"
"Alright! Alright! I'm pulling over! Sheesh!" Sasuke stepped on the brake pedal which had abruptly stopped the car with a loud screech. He stared at the blonde. A little concern covered his face. "Dobe, What's wrong? Have you forgotten something back 'there'?"
"Listen to this!" Naruto was pointing at the stereo.
"Listen to what?" Sasuke furrowed.
"Listen to the song!"
"What about the song?"
"It's Lala song!"
Sasuke twitched. "So what?" He gasped when he saw the look on Naruto's face. Uh! Oh! I don't like the look on his face. This means ….
Without warning, Naruto pounced on Sasuke. He quickly lowered down the brunettes's sit so that the other would be in his lying position while he was on top.
You can dress me up in diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts
Oh I have waited here for you
I have waited
"Naruto! What the hell are you doing?" Sasuke irritably asked while his hands busy trying to push the blonde away.
"What do you think I'm doing? I want to ravish you!" With that statement, Naruto captured the brunette's lips.
"Mmmmphhh … Naruto! Wait!" Sasuke broke the kiss. "Can't it wait till we get home to the hotel room?"
You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
"Nope! I can't wait!" Naruto snapped. "Did I ever tell you the song turns me on?" Naruto nuzzled on Sasuke's neck instead. He darted his tongue out, did some licking and later sucking hard on the flesh there.
"Aaaaahhh … " Sasuke moaned while his hands gripped tightly onto the blonde's hair.
You can meet me on an aeroplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up
Oh I have waited here for you
Don't keep me waiting
While gasping, Sasuke forced himself to speak. "I'm aware … of that … nnnhhh …" He sounded more like mumbling to his himself. "But … this is … ridiculous …ooonnnhhh … We're in the middle … of the highway …"
"That'll be more exciting! … More intoxicating!" Naruto mumbled in between his licking at the brunette's throat.
You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
"What if someone sees us?" Sasuke was still worried. He could not help it but to let himself drawn by the pleasure.
"Let's worried about that later, okay?" Naruto lifted his head up to face the brunette. "Now let's have some fun!" He claimed the other's lips once more.
Sasuke eventually gave in.
I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright with you
'Cause you hold my secrets tight
You do,you do
You make me wanna lala lalala lalala lalalalala lalala
You make me wanna lala lalala
Their tongue battled for dominance in such brute that they almost bit each other's. Naruto shoved his right hand under the other's waist and pulled the brunette closer to his own body. His other hand tugged Sasuke's shirt upward which revealed a pale bare chest and flat stomach.
Naruto broke their kiss. Sasuke growled. Naruto laughed. At the same time, Naruto averted his attention to Sasuke's nipples. His lips captured one whiles his fingers playing with the other nipple. Sasuke hissed. He later whimpered when the blonde's fingers slightly pinched his nipple.
"Narutooo …"
You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
Sasuke shuddered when Naruto's tongue licked its way down to his navel. He gripped on tightly to the blonde's hair. "Nnnnhhhh … Narutoooo …"
Naruto's hand let go of the nipple and made its way to grip on the brunette's crotch. He gently rubbed the area there. Sasuke again whimpered. Naruto took his time licking and sucking at the other's stomach while his hand took its time rubbing and groping on the crotch.
"Don't keep teasing me like that! Just take 'it' out already!" Sasuke scowled. He already could feel his member was aching down there.
Naruto chuckled. "Being so eager, aren't you? Who's the one resisting just now?" Naruto then zipped down Sasuke's pants and later the hard member propped out. He quickly wrapped his fingers around and gently stroke the harden member.
Sasuke squirmed when the blonde's mouth swallowed him deep.
You make me wanna lala lalala lalala lalala lala lalala
You make me wanna lala lalala lalala lalala lala lalala
You make me wanna lala lalala lalalalalala...
A/N : Again, because this we should just leave them two alone.
Back at the hotel.
Naruto was in the shower when he called out for Sasuke. "Sasuke! Come in here this instant!!"
Sasuke stood himself by the widely open bathroom door. Naruto always let the door open when only the two of them were around the house.
"What?" Sasuke irritably asked.
"Come here …" Naruto was talking behind the curtain.
Sasuke sighed. Nonetheless, he complied. He neared to the blonde and slid the curtain open which revealed a wet naked Naruto. Wow! Nice view! Sasuke gulped.
"Do you need anything, dobe?"
Without warning, Naruto grabbed Sasuke by the waist and pulled the other into the still running shower. Sasuke's getting wet.
"What the fuck!" Sasuke scowled. "Naruto! What are you doing? I'm going to get wet!"
"Then let's get wet together …" Naruto leaned to capture Sasuke's lips.
Sasuke had the feeling that this is going to be a long tiresome vacation.
Meanwhile, back at Konoha Village, Kiba was staring at his laptop screen. He was already bored without his obnoxious friend around.
What should I do tonight? Kiba had thought. He rubbed his chin. I'm not use to chat on the net, but tonight I think I'll just sign in. Just for fun.
He wandered around MIRC and ICQ but most of the chat rooms were crowded. Even their YAOI chat rooms were crowded as well. He's not going to chat with them as he was aware that 90 percent of the chatters population were girls. What's wrong with the world today? YAOI was meant for boys love. Why in the world would girls be interested in them?
So he decided to log out and signed into Yahoo Messenger instead. Before he could join any chat room, an unfamiliar ID invited him to be its friend.
Doggy Style? You've got to be kidding me! Kiba smirked. However, he accepted the offer.
DoggyStyle : Hello! (blushing smiley appeared)
DogLover : Oh! Hello!
DoggyStyle : How are you doing?
DogLover : I'm fine. Thanks for asking …
DoggyStyle : Can I ask you something?
DogLover : Yeah! Go ahead.
DoggyStyle : I like your ID. Does that mean you're a dog lover or because you like doggy style?
Kiba allowed himself to smile. This is going to be a very long interesting chat.
Haku's Note : I was forbidden to haunt the two lovers but Shukaku never mentioned I could not haunt others … Muahahahahah …
A/N : Thought I wanna continue with Kiba's story but … naaahh … On The Net will never end … sheesh ..! I hope I won't do the same to the others (my one-shot fics) as I did to On The Net which was previously meant as one shot …
Followed after was a short bonus chap of Naruto … but it's not Yaoi and just an idea propped out of my mind. Feel free to read it …
And thank you for all of your reviews and supports.